Tongeincheek
Member
Here is a list of all our incoming, permanent transfers (for the 1st team) since 2016:
I have included what we received in transfer funds from each player when they left , as well as a HIGHLY subjective ranking for each signing.
I've gotten a few takeaways from this:
1: We've slowly morphed over time from signing mostly gems, with a few easily flushable turds - to now signing mostly turds, who are also seemingly getting turd all over our gems.
2: On the above we've spent a whopping £228,750,000 (in estimate - as a lot of transfer fees are speculative) whilst we've made 114,740,000 - this could be put down to a lack of long-term planning. But in fairness there are some other factors at play - injuries robbed us of selling Jack O'Connell for about £40,000,000 in my opinion, and Kebabs and Fried Chicken robbed us of selling Moose for something similar - so we have been very unlucky.
We've also had the likes of Norwood, Fleck, Egan and Didzy, who played with us through their primes, and therefore can't be seen as a poor investment.
3: I don't think anyone really needs this stating, but its clear that the last 3 transfer windows have been complete disasters for the club, as well as for the owners and any hopes they had of a return on their investment.
4: For the reasons illustrated in points 1, 2 & 3 - we need someone to come in and handle our transfer strategy and dealings - Wilder said in the press conference this morning that he wanted to buy the best of the Championship like Moyses' old Everton team... that was about 20 fucking years ago - the best of the championship costs more money than a street full of gold-plated mansions these days! & we need to be much cuter and more wide-spread in our scope and approach.
I'm not entirely sure why I've done this now that its done... I suppose I'd better get back to work before someone bollocks me.
I have included what we received in transfer funds from each player when they left , as well as a HIGHLY subjective ranking for each signing.
| Player | Fee Paid | Tenure | Fee Received | Rating |
| Simon Moore | 5 years | B | ||
| James Hanson | 1 year | C | ||
| Danny Lafferty | 3 Years | B | ||
| John Fleck | 8 years | A | ||
| Mark Duffy | 4 years | A | ||
| James Wilson | 2 years | D | ||
| Jake Wright | 4 years | B | ||
| Leon Clarke | Und | 4 years | B | |
| Chris Hussey | Und | 2 years | E | |
| Jack O'Connell | Und | 7 years | A* | |
| Caolan Lavery | Und | 3 years | E | |
| Richard Stearman | 3 years | £200k | B | |
| Lee Evans | 2 years | Undisclosed | C | |
| Ryan Leonard | 2 years | £1mil | C | |
| George Baldock | 7 years | A | ||
| Ched Evans | 2 years | £150k | F | |
| John Lundstram | 4 years | B | ||
| Ricky Holmes | 3 years | F | ||
| Ben Heneghan | 3 years | F | ||
| Nathan Thomas | 3 years | F | ||
| Clayton Donaldson | 1 year | B | ||
| Enda Stevens | 6 years | A | ||
| John Egan | 6 years | A | ||
| Oli Norwood | 6 years | A | ||
| Conor Washington | 1 year | F | ||
| David McGoldrick | 4 years | A | ||
| Kean Bryan | 3 years | C | ||
| Martin Cranie | 1 year | C+ | ||
| Sander Berge | 3 years | A | ||
| Oli McBurnie | 5 years | B+ | ||
| Lys Mousset | 3 years | B | ||
| Callum Robinson | 1 year | Undisclosed | D | |
| Luke Freeman | 3 years | F | ||
| Ben Osborn | 5 years | C | ||
| Michael Verrips | 3 years | Undisclosed | F | |
| Phil Jagielka | 2 years | C | ||
| Ravel Morrison | 1 year | F | ||
| Jack Robinson | 5 years | D | ||
| Jack Rodwell | 2 years | F | ||
| Rhian Brewster | 5 years | E | ||
| Aaron Ramsdale | 1 year | B | ||
| Oli Burke | 2 years | Undisclosed | D | |
| Jayden Bogle | 4 years | A | ||
| Max Lowe | 4 years | D | ||
| Ismaila Coulibaly | 3 years | F | ||
| Wes Foderingham | 4 years | B | ||
| Adam Davies | 4 years (so far) | N/A | C | |
| Aidlene Guedioura | 1 year | F | ||
| Anel Ahmedhodzic | 3 years | A | ||
| Cameron Archer | 1 year | C | ||
| Gustavo Hamer | 3 years | A | ||
| Vini Souza | 2 years | B | ||
| Auston Trusty | 1 year | D | ||
| Benie Traore | 1 year | D | ||
| Anis ben Slimane | 1 year | D | ||
| Ivo Grbic | 3 years | F | ||
| Tom Davies | 3 years | D+ | ||
| Tom Cannon | 2 years (so far) | N/A | D | |
| Harrison Burrows | 2 years (so far) | N/A | B- | |
| Michae Cooper | 2 years (so far) | N/A | A- | |
| Kiefer Moore | 1 year | F | ||
| Jefferson Caceres | 1 year | Undisclosed | U | |
| Christian Nwachukwu | 1 year | U | ||
| Callum O'Hare | 2 years | A | ||
| Tyrese Campbell | 2 years (so far) | N/A | B- | |
| Jamie Shackleton | 2 years (so far) | N/A | F | |
| Sam McCallum | 2 years (so far) | N/A | B | |
| Mark McGuinness | 1 year (so far) | N/A | C- | |
| Japhet Tanganga | 1 year (so far) | N/A | C | |
| Nils Zatterstrom | 1 year (so far) | N/A | U | |
| Alex Matos | 1 year (so far) | N/A | U | |
| Ehije Ukaki | 1 year (so far) | N/A | U | |
| Mihail Polendakov | 1 year (so far) | N/A | U | |
| Danny Ings | 1 year | F | ||
| Ben Mee | 1 year | E | ||
| Tahith Chong | 1 year (so far) | N/A | D | |
| Joe Rothwell | 1 year (so far) | N/A | F | |
| Jairo Riedewald | 1 year (so far) | N/A | C | |
| Patrick Bamford | 1 year (so far) | N/A | B |
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[/td]I've gotten a few takeaways from this:
1: We've slowly morphed over time from signing mostly gems, with a few easily flushable turds - to now signing mostly turds, who are also seemingly getting turd all over our gems.
2: On the above we've spent a whopping £228,750,000 (in estimate - as a lot of transfer fees are speculative) whilst we've made 114,740,000 - this could be put down to a lack of long-term planning. But in fairness there are some other factors at play - injuries robbed us of selling Jack O'Connell for about £40,000,000 in my opinion, and Kebabs and Fried Chicken robbed us of selling Moose for something similar - so we have been very unlucky.
We've also had the likes of Norwood, Fleck, Egan and Didzy, who played with us through their primes, and therefore can't be seen as a poor investment.
3: I don't think anyone really needs this stating, but its clear that the last 3 transfer windows have been complete disasters for the club, as well as for the owners and any hopes they had of a return on their investment.
4: For the reasons illustrated in points 1, 2 & 3 - we need someone to come in and handle our transfer strategy and dealings - Wilder said in the press conference this morning that he wanted to buy the best of the Championship like Moyses' old Everton team... that was about 20 fucking years ago - the best of the championship costs more money than a street full of gold-plated mansions these days! & we need to be much cuter and more wide-spread in our scope and approach.
I'm not entirely sure why I've done this now that its done... I suppose I'd better get back to work before someone bollocks me.
