Our Christmas Advert

[Sean Thornton]

Pop up shop from a pop up ground

Probably more structurally sound as well.

 

[BushBlade]

For those who can't watch the Wendy one, it's basically this.

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But they're on a settee.

They look like they've just watched their family being brutally murdered hahaha

M Duffy Pest Control Ltd.

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

That's fucking pants

 

[Speedracer]

Nowt wrong wi' that, anything with TC in it is good enough for me.

 

[JohnDenver]

What did you expect, Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman?

Get Rooney Mara hawking this stuff and I’ll buy whatever she tells me...

 

[Ecco1889]

Good old TC, that's Rami Malek's oscar nomination fooked

 

[Cerberus Blade]

What did you expect, Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman?

I was expecting Elton John!

 

[benn5712]

Thats a triangle from bermuda that's been kidney punched an extra corner by a 4yr old blade...

Ah no, that thee-er trigonometry ageean

 

[Harrisblade]

The Pig effort is pure shite, ours is just embarrassing!

What is embarrassing about it?

 

[benn5712]

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Corrected for you Sir.

This stuff has the bounce factor.

 

[Tynemouth Blade]

What is embarrassing about it?

Are you blind?

 

[Jon Bon II]

Is it Bob Mortimer?

 

[Tynemouth Blade]

Is it Bob Mortimer?

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

There’s sod all on the ‘advent’ section on the website.

TC AHT

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

The advert is cheesy. It’s not ‘embarrassing’. It’s simple.

Better than the 2 parrots wanking over a monopoly set anyway

 

[grafikhaus]

I'm just getting a black rectangle, nowt's playing

That's the highlights of Wednesday's last five games...

 

[Canterbury Blade]

Can I just check I’m viewing this right. Some pig marketing genius has put together a snow covered terrace house, where 2 grown men live, who dress up in fancy dress all day, who paint simple pictures of flash cars, can’t saw wood properly, who got excited over monopoly and jump on each other and all to the banjo tunes from Deliverance. And we wonder why they are so badly run and in such a mess. This advert with the chairman’s ego sated by seeing his name has made my Xmas as it has made me realise and finally remove all doubt at just how bad things are over at the bucket.

Wonderful ad get it on telly!!

 

[LoughboroBlade]

Currie is marginally more convincing playing himself in this than he was in When Saturday Comes.

 

[benn5712]

Wonderful ad get it on telly!!

Can't even see it on 'ere

Never mind. Off to screwfix so I can ave a laugh a their Forestefairy lights as I go past.

 

[tomgclarke]

Well it’s worked. Just bought one of those horrific/wonderful penguin jumpers!

 

[diode_blade]

Can't even see it on 'ere

Never mind. Off to screwfix so I can ave a laugh a their Forestefairy lights as I go past.

Do you mean they can afford a box of fourkandles.......

 

[Bill Johnson]

I think it's good. Sometimes the club just don't seem able to do anything right and attract criticism whatever they do.

 

[benn5712]

Do you mean they can afford a box of fourkandles.......

Won't be any wise men at swillsborough, christmas or not.

 

[Mumbo]

The Blades advert has humour,it’s ok.
Wendy’s however is dark,sad,badly edited and produced with an incoherent theme which sums
things up nicely at S6.Sad bird sees an image of a red sexy high performance sports car(blades) and wants one.........
In his delusion he makes a complete bollocks of trying to recreate one and makes a skip instead,then he paints it Wendy blue.
Class.

 

[LoughboroBlade]

The advert is cheesy. It’s not ‘embarrassing’. It’s simple.

Better than the 2 parrots wanking over a monopoly set anyway

Obviously the optics of writing an envelope addressed to Jos wouldn’t quite work for a Wednesday ad, given it was only a year ago in the run-up to Christmas that they handed Carlos his P45.

 

[Tony]

Thought it was the Pig planning team checking out repairs to the Rustbucket or which major goalscorer to spend £10.4 million on. For some reason they keep trying to convince themselves they ony spent £8m on Nogoals.

 

[Harrisblade]

Are you blind?

Do you think every advert has to suit your own particular criteria?

It's 47 seconds worth of film, trying to hopefully persuade a few people to buy a Blades-based present for their United supporting mates/loved ones.

What the fuck more do you want?

 

[Tynemouth Blade]

Do you think every advert has to suit your own particular criteria?

It's 47 seconds worth of film, trying to hopefully persuade a few people to buy a Blades-based present for their United supporting mates/loved ones.

What the fuck more do you want?

 

[Harrisblade]

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The mums, dads and kids will be queuing round the block

 

[Tynemouth Blade]

The mums, dads and kids will be queuing round the block