One for the ladies...

[Linz]

... I have to say girlies, as far as a "nice bit of arse" goes at the Lane this season, it's looking like slim pickings.

If you like the "I will use your GHDs and the last of your really expensive styling products" look, there's Leigh Bromby and Matt Kilgallon:

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Both Yorkshire lads, but you know times are hard if we're relying on a former pig and a former dirty to satisfy the easy-on-the-eye requirements for this season.

I've also seen some people mention our new £3 million man and from the side, not too bad:

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But from the front...

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... I can't say he really does it for me.

Plus he's Welsh. And called Chedwyn. Just no.

As for the rest of the squad, well, it's all looking a bit depressing.

So is this really all we've got? Or will the transfer window bring us new hope?

The women demand better!

 

[silverfox]

There's some good looking older male supporters though!

 

[Linz]

I'll rearrange the quotes above to give you a response SF...

There's some good looking older male supporters though!

Just no.

... there, that should do it

 

[rachyblade]

We got an ugly lot next season. However, if I had to pick one of them I'd go for Ryan France.

I think he has potential.

But then saying that, I've always had my eye on Justin Harber

 

[dingledog]

There's some good looking older male supporters though!

With age comes maturity and wisdom......unfortunatly those of us above a certain age on this site seem to lack that as well. As my wife keeps telling me I have a great face for radio.

 

[keenzy]

none of these:

 

[Samantha]

Can't we just have Jags back?

 

[Linz]

A change in manager perhaps?

 

[Rich]

What's wrong with Morgs? He's a proper man.

 

[Mad Mick]

There's some good looking older male supporters though!

Well said that man. My nickname on the golf course is "Weapon"
And it's nowt to do with my golf

 

[SotonBlade]

Well said that man. My nickname on the golf course is "Weapon"
And it's nowt to do with my golf

Sounds to me like you're a danger to yourself!

 

[matth]

If you're lucky, ladies, I might make a few appearances at the Lion pre-match this season...

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

..show up at the Lion? With my appearance fees can they afford me?

 

[shorehamview]

..show up at the Lion? With my appearance fees can they afford me?

Can you afford the Rohypnol?

 

[happyhippy]

Well said that man. My nickname on the golf course is "Weapon"
And it's nowt to do with my golf

Reminds me of one of the barmen in my local years ago who was nicknamed 'Scud' by his team mates in the Uni Lacrosse team.

It was because he was slow, fat and inaccurate .