Oliver Greaves

[1danewhitehouse]

I note he scored a hat-trick for our U18s against Udders. The next one off the production line? Any academy goers seen much of the lad?

 

[Barney]

wyedp? glttl

 

[Bladesman]

Get him sold.

 

[Sean Thornton]

£10m not a penny less. No ones scored a hat trick against Udders in the PL yet ( correct me if wrong it won't really affect the point ) ergo it has to be worth a huge figure for Bladesman to scale down to a shiny sixpence.

Can't argue with stats.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Get him given away.

?

 

[SwissBlade]

Gerrim in

 

[Sean Thornton]

Gerrim in

No. If we play him it will bring him to the attention of other clubs and we won't get the £15m he's already worth and we'll err, not see the lad and err, we'll get next to nothing for him err, GLTTL though.......

 

[Top Cat]

mutter mutter.....mumble mumble....longer contract....mutter mutter

 

[I should coco]

No. If we play him it will bring him to the attention of other clubs and we won't get the £15m he's already worth and we'll err, not see the lad and err, we'll get next to nothing for him err, GLTTL though.......

So we keep him under wraps while his value zooms up?

A cunning plan from Sean Thornton and clearly the way forward. By deliberately not playing him and thus making him visible to agents and scouts, his scarcity value will ensure that he is worth at least £20m by the end of this week.

When he is disappointingly not sold for £20m, we can all have a pop at KM and the club for being rubbish at selling.

The more cynical amongst us will still insist that he did go for £20m, but KM trousered the £19.9m difference between that and the actual sale proceeds.

 

[Pittsburg Blade]

Been a while since a Greaves was scoring regularly

 

[1danewhitehouse]

So..... nobody has seen him then?

 

[Sean Thornton]

So..... nobody has seen him then?

And that matters why?

 

[Sean Thornton]

So we keep him under wraps while his value zooms up?

A cunning plan from Sean Thornton and clearly the way forward. By deliberately not playing him and thus making him visible to agents and scouts, his scarcity value will ensure that he is worth at least £20m by the end of this week.

When he is disappointingly not sold for £20m, we can all have a pop at KM and the club for being rubbish at selling.

The more cynical amongst us will still insist that he did go for £20m, but KM trousered the £19.9m difference between that and the actual sale proceeds.

I may not be on the board these days but I still have some clout.....




Tea, yes Chris, two sugars, won't be long......

 

[Wards]

You need to ask larkymasher and Ball_Sup (Phil) I think. I haven't made it down at all this season yet

 

[georgebernardshaw]

Only in S2........

 

[The Hobott]

So we keep him under wraps while his value zooms up?

A cunning plan from Sean Thornton and clearly the way forward. By deliberately not playing him and thus making him visible to agents and scouts, his scarcity value will ensure that he is worth at least £20m by the end of this week.

When he is disappointingly not sold for £20m, we can all have a pop at KM and the club for being rubbish at selling.

The more cynical amongst us will still insist that he did go for £20m, but KM trousered the £19.9m difference between that and the actual sale proceeds.

Worked with DCL

 

[Sean Thornton]

United Prospects - where do you stand

Have you heard of him

Yes. No
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¥. ¥
Have you seen him

Yes. No
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|. |
¥. ¥

Can you place a realistic value on him based on the above

Yes of course I can
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¥

Is McCabe going to sell him too cheaply

Yes, the twat
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¥

Are you angry over something that may never happen

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¥
No you clapping bastard.

 

[1danewhitehouse]

United Prospects - where do you stand

Have you heard of him

Yes. No
|. |
|. |
¥. ¥
Have you seen him

Yes. No
|. |
|. |
¥. ¥

Can you place a realistic value on him based on the above

Yes of course I can
|
|
¥

Is McCabe going to sell him too cheaply

Yes, the twat
|
|
¥

Are you angry over something that may never happen

|
|
¥
No you clapping bastard.

For the love of God, where are the question marks?????????

 

[Harrisblade]

So we keep him under wraps while his value zooms up?

A cunning plan from Sean Thornton and clearly the way forward. By deliberately not playing him and thus making him visible to agents and scouts, his scarcity value will ensure that he is worth at least £20m by the end of this week.

When he is disappointingly not sold for £20m, we can all have a pop at KM and the club for being rubbish at selling.

The more cynical amongst us will still insist that he did go for £20m, but KM trousered the £19.9m difference between that and the actual sale proceeds.

Didn't we almost manage to use that scam with Diego?
Juventus, Inter Milan, etc.etc?

 

[Harrisblade]

For the love of God, where are the question marks?????????

Stuck in the fax machine

 

[Sean Thornton]

Didn't we almost manage to use that scam with Diego?
Juventus, Inter Milan, etc.etc?

Well at least young David has played well at first team level.

His Twitter game is the one he'll ultimately be judged by though.....

 

[elgoog44]

£10m not a penny less. No ones scored a hat trick against Udders in the PL yet ( correct me if wrong it won't really affect the point ) ergo it has to be worth a huge figure for Bladesman to scale down to a shiny sixpence.

Can't argue with stats.

Gone to Everton in a swap deal for 6 Lego Ninjago cards including 2 shinny cards a 5 pack of Mars bars and a bag of magic beans, the board are delighted they managed up the bid to include the Ninjago cards this time including shinny ones.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Gone to Everton in a swap deal for 6 Lego Ninjago cards including 2 shinny cards a 5 pack of Mars bars and a bag of magic beans, the board are delighted they managed up the bid to include the Ninjago cards this time including shinny ones.

Plus Jags coming to us surely?

 

[I should coco]

Gone to Everton in a swap deal for 6 Lego Ninjago cards including 2 shinny cards a 5 pack of Mars bars and a bag of magic beans, the board are delighted they managed up the bid to include the Ninjago cards this time including shinny ones.

The magic beans are 'ones for the future' in much the same way as when Warnoch swapped Pesch for Izale McLeod and said he was the one he had always watched.

Are the Mars bars 'King Size' or lust normal fat bastard?

 

[TJB.]

Gone to Everton in a swap deal for 6 Lego Ninjago cards including 2 shinny cards a 5 pack of Mars bars and a bag of magic beans, the board are delighted they managed up the bid to include the Ninjago cards this time including shinny ones.

The fuck is a Ninjago card?

 

[Sean Thornton]

The fuck is a Ninjago card?

What's a "shinny" ?

 

[SwissBlade]

No. If we play him it will bring him to the attention of other clubs and we won't get the £15m he's already worth and we'll err, not see the lad and err, we'll get next to nothing for him err, GLTTL though.......

But he's already worth 20Mill as his surname is the same as a world cup winner

 

[Sean Thornton]

But he's already worth 20Mill as his surname is the same as a world cup winner

If he'd played in the final we'd be looking at double that.

 

[TJB.]

What's a "shinny" ?

A Yorkshire word for a shiny card in a trading card game, like Pokemon for example.

I'm assuming this Ninjago thingy is a new card game for the kiddies?

 

[Sean Thornton]

A shiny card in a trading card game, like Pokemon for example.

I'm assuming this Ninjago thingy is a new card game for the kiddies?

I'm still mesmerised by those fancy marbles that weren't see through.