Oli Burke

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Hopefully the fans in Bremen treat the lad with a bit more respect than our fans did

Some of the comments from our “fans” on twitter facebook and on here were embarrassing during his time at the lane

Decent player in there if you play to his strengths , as we saw at times in the Prem
I’d completely forgotten. Worst header of a ball in football history. He jumps at random times and closes his eyes when the ball is still yards away. It’s pretty funny tbf

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Hopefully the fans in Bremen treat the lad with a bit more respect than our fans did

Some of the comments from our “fans” on twitter facebook and on here were embarrassing during his time at the lane

Decent player in there if you play to his strengths , as we saw at times in the Prem
Wtf are you on, the guy is utter shit one of the worst I've seen contributed fuck all
 
GLTTL, I guess. He tried his best. At least we'll always have that winner at Old Trafford. I remember when, after that game, people were starting threads on here talking about how much better than Callum Robinson he was, and somebody suggested he had the potential to play for Real Madrid.

It's like people always get blinded by his athleticism, and clubs are always willing to take a punt on him because of it. Unfortunately, while he's prime Gareth Bale physically, he's prime Conor Sammon technically and he has the football brain of a cabbage.
Conor Sammon was not fit to lace Oli Burke`s Boots................... seriously .
 
He’s awful! 😂 I sometimes wonder how much cum some people can swallow. 🤦‍♂️🤣
 
I’m glad he’s finally been released into the community, if only for his own sake…
 
I’d completely forgotten. Worst header of a ball in football history. He jumps at random times and closes his eyes when the ball is still yards away. It’s pretty funny tbf

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It's actually impeccable how bad he is. He has never headed a ball cleanly in his life. The timing is just off every single time.
It's so, so comical.

I've maintained for a long time that I actually like Burke and rate a lot of his ability though.

He's just never had a consistent run of games up front, which is still where I see all of his potential at a higher level.

The problem he has is he still doesn't know his game and hasn't been able to develop an understanding of how best to use his attributes. I genuinely think a loan move to League 1 would've been great for his development and all of the big moves at such a young age have completely hampered him as he's never been able to put a run together.

It wasn't going to happen for him here, but I wouldn't be in the "good riddance" brigade. He put in a shift every time he played for us and was one of the few exciting sparks we had in a terrible and embarrassing final season in the PL.
 



This is surely the most bizarre transfer story of this summer for us?
Burke back to the bundesliga!
Good luck to him, maybe the right system for him will work. Millwall seemed to think he was ok too.

I don't want to knock the lad at all. He's clearly got some great physical attributes in his speed. And he isn't as bad as we have made out.
If he had just that bit extra quality he'd be a real danger at any level but that is what lacks.
He were utter dog-shit
 
First good news of the transfer window.. couldn't we have persuaded them to take Mcburnie as well?
 
Free transfer, with performance related enhancements. So we'll be paying them then
Fee linked to how many likes on Instagram his fashion postings get!

Wonder if they'll play him in his actual position on the wing or pretend he's a striker like we did?
 
Good start. Thought we'd either pay him off or loan him contributing to wages.

Terrible signing.
 
Well done Hecky moving him on. I thought we were stuck with him for the rest of his contract. Wages saved, and absolutely no loss to the squad whatsoever.

Burke must have one hell of an agent. I wonder if he could get me into the Bundesliga too? I'm a lot slower than Oli Burke, but I can control a football and send it in the direction I want it to go (generally).

Here's hoping.........
 
Heard he was on circa £20k basic at Utd. That's over a £1m quid saved in wages for the remainder of what we would have shelled out if he had stayed for another season. If WB have paid us a fee also (unlikely) then even better. The added bonus is that we have moved on a player who wasn't going to be a success here and who Hecky didn't want, meaning he isn't going to be hanging about the place like a huge trainer wearing smell, whilst we have just freed up a chunk of money for wages for incoming players.

I also recall Heckys comments in January about it sometimes bing about who you get out of the door rather than who you bring in. I thought then that he was mostly referring to Burke. Good bit of business to get shut by Hecky.

With the swap for Robinson and Robinsons initial transfer fee, and 2 years of wages (and quite possibly a signing on fee also) Burke has cost us a fair wedge of coin for mostly fuck all return. Thanks for that Chris 🙄
 
Apparently we're paying them 1.5m to take him, rising to 2.5m if turns out to be as shit as everyone says
West Brom have a 25%buy on clause, so not as bad as you think..
 
Heard he was on circa £20k basic at Utd. That's over a £1m quid saved in wages for the remainder of what we would have shelled out if he had stayed for another season. If WB have paid us a fee also (unlikely) then even better. The added bonus is that we have moved on a player who wasn't going to be a success here and who Hecky didn't want, meaning he isn't going to be hanging about the place like a huge trainer wearing smell, whilst we have just freed up a chunk of money for wages for incoming players.

I also recall Heckys comments in January about it sometimes bing about who you get out of the door rather than who you bring in. I thought then that he was mostly referring to Burke. Good bit of business to get shut by Hecky.

With the swap for Robinson and Robinsons initial transfer fee, and 2 years of wages (and quite possibly a signing on fee also) Burke has cost us a fair wedge of coin for mostly fuck all return. Thanks for that Chris 🙄
While not saying Robinson was brilliant because he wasn’t and isn’t, it was one of CWs more bizarre moves. Mind you he did like a reclamation job didn’t he
 
I think he’ll remember his time at United very fondly. Sheffield clearly had a huge impact on his personality and it’s clear from his Instagram that it played a huge part in him reinventing himself off the pitch. It should be looked on fondly that we contributed financially towards the hiring of personal stylists, shoppers and a dedicated fashion photographer.

Unrecognisable really.
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All the best, Burkey. 🧛‍♂️
 
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