Official: Important Old Trafford information - Including Pyrotechnic Dogs

[Sirius]

It's the Japs (Are we allowed to call them that these days?) who are the culprits, Twats the lot of them. Somebody ought to start a thread about twats.[/QUOTE


Japs politically incorrect Bert. Even the weather reports have come under review. No longer can you report that there is a little nip in the air.
Football comentators please note after a Japenese gentleman goes base Over Apex after a Morganesque tackle

 

[super_pig]

It's the Japs (Are we allowed to call them that these days?) who are the culprits, Twats the lot of them. Somebody ought to start a thread about twats.

apparently they don't like being called 'Nips' (Nipponese)

 

[Treeton Blade]

Am I allowed to watch it in my front room in my Y fronts?

Yes, as long as you stay seated at all times

 

[grafikhaus]

Reminds me of 'the day today' episode on bomb dogs... Somebody YouTube it for me, wifi over here is too slow for getting videos (of any kind) streamed

Just for you, Swiss.

 

[Deleted member 1486]

Yes, it's because you might film the goals and stick them on Vine or something. Though every Man U game and goal is available everywhere online for free, anyway.

Fairly sure I've been told I couldn't take pictures on my phone at the Lane before (a long, long time ago though). I guess they gave up that policy when they figured they'd need 20,000 stewards for every game?

 

[bricktop]

Can't understand for the life of me why anybody would feel the need to take a fucking tablet into a football ground anyway quite frankly. Especially for the purpose of filming a game which you're watching anyway.
Is reality not enough? Why does every fucker feel the need to filter every event through a bastard camera every second of the day these days?

It is fucking because 6 year olds when having a bastard train journey need some fucking entertainment and the bastard preferred form of fucking entertainment is a fucking tablet, so when I go on a fucking journey it goes in to a bastard bag during the fucking match. Just in fucking case you didn't fucking bastard know.

 

[Tyler Durden]

It is fucking because 6 year olds when having a bastard train journey need some fucking entertainment and the bastard preferred form of fucking entertainment is a fucking tablet, so when I go on a fucking journey it goes in to a bastard bag during the fucking match. Just in fucking case you didn't fucking bastard know.

I never fucking mentioned owt about fucking bastard kids using them. It's the fucking grown up cunts who fucking piss me off.

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

Bit harsh that init. I've never seen an explosive dog before

 

[Ted Danson]

View attachment 15355 Nabbed this off twitter

So soft drugs are ok then

 

[Hamburg Blade]

As Bert says, turning into a second twats thread this, which is ok because there are surely enough twats in the world to fill up every known thread going.
re tablets, re so many rules you can't do anything anymore, undoubtedly the reason tablets are banned is because of the idiots who hold the bloody great things in the air for twenty minutes as if they're a Sky cameraman - if they didn't do that, there would be no need to ban them. It can't be because of filming, because they let you bring a small camera or a phone in. What can you do? One of the reasons there are so many rules is there are so many idiots.

 

[Sean Thornton]

It is fucking because 6 year olds when having a bastard train journey need some fucking entertainment and the bastard preferred form of fucking entertainment is a fucking tablet, so when I go on a fucking journey it goes in to a bastard bag during the fucking match. Just in fucking case you didn't fucking bastard know.

Try fucking bastard books.

 

[Dkc]

From my Manchester hotel website:

LUGGAGE STORAGE


Due to current global events and the recent tragedies in Paris, we will no longer be storing luggage either prior to arrival or post departure.


We apologise for any inconvenience that this change in policy may cause but feel you will understand that the safety of our guests and colleagues is paramount.

 

[Ted Danson]

From my Manchester hotel website:

LUGGAGE STORAGE


Due to current global events and the recent tragedies in Paris, we will no longer be storing luggage either prior to arrival or post departure.


We apologise for any inconvenience that this change in policy may cause but feel you will understand that the safety of our guests and colleagues is paramount.

Bet they let you leave your bags when the IRA were prevalent, paranoid bastards

 

[Dkc]

It's all about weighing up risks. If leaving bags was such a huge risk they wouldn't have luggage lockers at Pond St bus station or left luggage facilities at stations.

I think it may be a case of using security concerns to initiate cost-cutting measures. Getting rid of rubbish bins for "security reasons" is part of the same trend.

 

[William Henry Foulkes]

It's all about weighing up risks. If leaving bags was such a huge risk they wouldn't have luggage lockers at Pond St bus station or left luggage facilities at stations.

I think it may be a case of using security concerns to initiate cost-cutting measures. Getting rid of rubbish bins for "security reasons" is part of the same trend.

You mean they're exploiting tragedy for profit?

Surely not.

 

[stringjunior]

Can't understand for the life of me why anybody would feel the need to take a fucking tablet into a football ground anyway quite frankly. Especially for the purpose of filming a game which you're watching anyway.
Is reality not enough? Why does every fucker feel the need to filter every event through a bastard camera every second of the day these days?

Cant like this enough. Whatever happened to having a regular, bog standard, no fills memory of what happened?

Soon there'll be no need for posters like Silent Blade and their amazing recollections of games gone by.

 

[Tyler Durden]

Cant like this enough. Whatever happened to having a regular, bog standard, no fills memory of what happened?

Soon there'll be no need for posters like Silent Blade and their amazing recollections of games gone by.

Soon it'll be replaced by crappy 30 second recordings on Youtube where all you see and hear is a shaky camera and some annoying bell end in the background.

 

[Foxy]

Please take note of the following points from football intelligence at GMP:

1. You cannot drink alcohol on the street in Manchester city centre or Trafford (the borough where the ground is) and this will be enforced around the stadium for home and away fans.

2. There are no pubs in the area of the ground which cater for visiting supporters, however there are a number of Licensed premises within Manchester City centre which are happy to accept away supporters.

3. Sheffield United fans will be able to get a drink in the ground and the turnstiles open at 15:30hrs.

4. All drinks (including soft drinks) will be decanted and there will be a maximum purchase of two alcoholic drinks per person per service.

5 All supporters should be aware that pyrotechnics are dangerous and are not welcome by the majority of fans. It is an offence to enter a stadium with such an item and those engaging in this behaviour risk arrest, prosecution and also a banning order.

 

[Bladebri]