Trigger Blade
Cheerful twaddle
True story.....
A mate of mine has a filling station/garage just outside Stoke and he's more a motor racing man than a football follower, although he has adopted the red and white wizards as the first result to look for. A few years ago, he gained a new lady customer, rare for an independent petrol retailer. She drives a fairly upmarket car, currently a Range Rover Sport and has a Brummie accent.
On one occasion he asked her if she was doing anything nice that weekend and she said she was "off to the villa" and he assumed she was flying to her holiday home in Europe. She'd regularly say the same thing, which confirmed in his mind that she was probably a woman of independent means, although she never seemed very tanned.
A few months ago, she pulled on to the forecourt and got out wearing a claret and blue football top, and the penny finally dropped.......
.....I wonder if she was there on Saturday
A mate of mine has a filling station/garage just outside Stoke and he's more a motor racing man than a football follower, although he has adopted the red and white wizards as the first result to look for. A few years ago, he gained a new lady customer, rare for an independent petrol retailer. She drives a fairly upmarket car, currently a Range Rover Sport and has a Brummie accent.
On one occasion he asked her if she was doing anything nice that weekend and she said she was "off to the villa" and he assumed she was flying to her holiday home in Europe. She'd regularly say the same thing, which confirmed in his mind that she was probably a woman of independent means, although she never seemed very tanned.
A few months ago, she pulled on to the forecourt and got out wearing a claret and blue football top, and the penny finally dropped.......
.....I wonder if she was there on Saturday
