16-1 to Sunderland.
Hamer flying headbutts their keeper on purpose for nothing and the sun lan players surround him. Moore steps in and stabs the ref.
There's a full on melleee including Wilder and 7 more of our players are sent off.
VAR refuses to end the game battle of Bramall Lane style and we only have Coops and Burrows left on the pitch
A witch sneezes on Coops and he falls immediately ill, Burrows tries his best against their 11 by pissing on a corner flag to kill the voodoo, but gets cramp in his cock and also falls ill.
Knill grabs Brewster and a spare shirt and runs on to try and rescue the situation, but the substitute ref has had enough and sits on the centre spots playing redemption song on acoustic guitar.
Now everyone has had enough as the situation is so rediculous, I'm the only one enjoying it.
A bloke called Winston starts lobbing pyro at everyone then pulls out a flame thrower, several people are badly hurt, but not terminally.
A taxi pulls up in the centre circle and out jumps Adeliah African Smith, and repeats her "let's be having you" speech, that calms everything down and sun lan go up and get the trophy.
Little later it's revealed our club is actually owned by Putin, and he nukes London.
Luckily most Blade fans are already North of Watford so survive, same can't be said of sun lan fans and their players.
So yeah. Try and build a team to survive the prem after that, you black cat bastards.
Other than that I have no view on this.
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