Roy's View From... Norway Fans Views On Sander Berge

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Norway Fans Views On Sander Berge — The View From

"Imagine if the players that is class today like Ødegaard, Håland, Ajer, Omar, Berge played like this against Serbia…""Ødegaard and Berge on a completely different level today, make some mistakes, but now dare to cross joints.""Haland is a goal scoring machine, there are Odegaard, Hauge and...

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[Large Mendonca]

First again

Edit: brilliant translations

 

[LondonBlade89]

It’s just as well this is mostly positive Roy otherwise it wouldn’t have ended well.

 

[west_yorks_blade]

My hovercraft is full of eels.

 

[Nah den]

"HOW MUCH THE FUCK DOES NORWAY GAS ?!" A personal favourite.

 

[Gee]

Maybe they should lay off the pre match sprout sandwiches then.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

“Sander Berge is Norway’s worst national team player. Now I may step on some toes, but I’m shitting.”

Norwegian pork? Bit messy that shitting whilst standing on someones toes.

 

[JackSUFC]

Goes well in Syrup.

 

[Nickydblade]

Contender for one of best "view from's" ever

 

[raimond]

This post is big, heavy and goes in syrup. Praised.

 

[raimond]

Contender for one of best "view from's" ever

The whole thing reads a bit like it's by an early 90's Dutch rapper

 

[knowsnowt]

I much love to Roy for big syrup words and shitting.

 

[Harry's Game]

I’ve not found much this season to make me laugh... until this..

“Sander Berge is Norway’s worst national team player. Now I may step on some toes, but I’m shitting.”

 

[Snowflake]

Are you sure you haven’t made it all up ?
Still very funny though

 

[LenTednTony]

I think I just pissed myself

 

[LenTednTony]

?

 

[metty]

Cheers Roy

 

[Eza Blade]

As a Chelsea fan you should fuck off

 

[8lade]

“Ødegaard and Berge on a completely different level today, make some mistakes, but now dare to cross joints.”
Each to their own I suppose but I'm not crossing joints with anyone.

 

[Melbourne Blade]

All i'm seeing is joints, crack, gas and syrup - what the fuck are Norwegians taking?!

 

[Pittsburg Blade]

“Sander Berge is Norway’s worst national team player. Now I may step on some toes, but I’m shitting.”

Norwegian pork? Bit messy that shitting whilst standing on someones toes.

I’ve paid good money for that

 

[Isaw Joeshaw]

All i'm seeing is joints, crack, gas and syrup - what the fuck are Norwegians taking?!

You need to bear in mind that Roy only got D - in Norwegian .

 

[Rob86]

that has cheered me up no end

Great to see big Sander valued at £220m

 

[TimofeeVee]

Norwegian Berge view froms, making international breaks bearable since 2020

 

[DifferentClass]

“Sander Berge is Norway’s worst national team player. Now I may step on some toes, but I’m shitting.”

Norwegian pork? Bit messy that shitting whilst standing on someones toes.

Could be worse, could be shitting in the sink.

Fortunately, Norwegians have more class than the natives of Notlob.

 

[Bobby b]

Berge is that there will always remember that he was in his absence when you watch

That was written entirely using the suggested words that come up and it still made more sense than some of those

 

[1987]

Pure gold

 

[Feo]

“completely different level today, make some mistakes, but now dare to cross joints.”

BREAKING NEWS..........
Sander Berge the Sheffield United's record signing tests positive for smoking Cannabis