No shirt swapping with Liverpool!

[Cerberus Blade]

Wilder has told our players he doesn't want any of this going on, on saturday. He's dead right an' all to say so - and I am going to reiterate it here for the benefit of our players...

"IF ANY LIVERPOOL PLAYER COMES UP TO YOU AT THE END OF THE GAME AND ASKS YOU FOR YOUR SHIRT - TELL 'EM TO SOD OFF!"

 

[benn5712]

... stick to alloy wheels!

 

[William]

Do the players all read the forum then?

Hello players, good luck against Liverpool and for the rest of the season.

 

[Brownieblade]

Unless we win, JOC with injury time header, surely got to let the lad grab Salah shirt at end so he hang it on his wall

 

[Uncle mick]

They will have probably nicked em all from dressing room club shop before the match

 

[sitwell]

The prince can supply all the bog rolls we need.

 

[Feo]

 

[Foxy]

Do the players all read the forum then?

Hello players, good luck against Liverpool and for the rest of the season.

Not all of them

 

[1889]

I was reliably informed, that there’s a sign up in Uniteds dressing room, which says any player who comes back without his match shirt will have to pay £50 to cover the cost of its replacement?

(Not sure if it was in McCabes handwriting? )

 

[Boxer Blade]

If mo fuckin salah asks me to swap shirts tomorrow I will, sorry if this upsets some sensitive gits, but I will, now if Henderson asks I'll tell him to fuck right off, I have standards after all.

 

[Gimli]

If mo fuckin salah asks me to swap shirts tomorrow I will, sorry if this upsets some sensitive gits, but I will, now if Henderson asks I'll tell him to fuck right off, I have standards after all.

I hope you mean Jordan Henderson and not Dean...

 

[DifferentClass]

... stick to alloy wheels!

A rare example of piggy wit- when they were playing Liverpool sometime in the late 90s, they burst out singing

"We've got Di Canio,
You've got our stereos!"

 

[Tezza1889]

They’ll swap shirts after the game !

I don’t see the fuss unless we get pummelled ..

 

[I should coco]

They'll all be queuing up to swap shirts with Lunny and JOC.

More Scousers in our team than in theirs.

 

[benn5712]

A rare example of piggy wit- when they were playing Liverpool sometime in the late 90s, they burst out singing

"We've got Di Canio,
You've got our stereos!"

Fair.

Begrudgingly.

 

[Weasel]

Fair.

Begrudgingly.

Is genuine wit and humour in Wendy Land a bit like Halley's Comet i.e seen only every three quarters of a century or so?

 

[benn5712]

If you could somehow use Half instead of three quarters, along with wit and w###y.