Nigel's QPR Interview....

[Hugo Henrique Nascimento]

...where was it? Why didnt he do one after the game.

Im not usually a person who puts 2 and 2 together but on this occasion something smells fishy and im definitely getting a 4.

 

[Pierre's PC]

4? Really? Because I'm getting "I'm a Fucking idiot"

 

[boo radley]

Pleased he didn't.

 

[DronnieBlade]

Nothing to see here.

Simply allowed Morgs to do his gloating for him

UTB

 

[Blade56]

It should be compulsory for the Manager to do the post match interview. It's as much of the game, analysis and entertainment as the result to most fans. It's called closure

 

[s4-blade]

He let Morgs do it just as he did last year (with Garner as well). He believes it's a team effort and doesn't like to hog the limelight. Nothing to see here, move along please.

 

[Bladesway]

...where was it? Why didnt he do one after the game.

Im not usually a person who puts 2 and 2 together but on this occasion something smells fishy and im definitely getting a 4.

Out of "interest" what do you think is going on?

 

[Bath Blade]

Out of "interest" what do you think is going on?

Maybe he wasn't available because he was away discussing the Newcastle job with Mike Ashley.

 

[Grecian2000]

It should be compulsory for the Manager to do the post match interview. It's as much of the game, analysis and entertainment as the result to most fans. It's called closure

Who are these "most fans" of whom you speak?

I don't know of one person who enjoys the cliche ridden drivel that is the "post match interview" anywhere near as much as the game itself.
Perhaps being brought up in an era of people doing their talking on the pitch rather than pandering to meaningless media bollocks has influenced this though.

Post match interview = pointless nonsense for empty headed morons who can't form an opinion without being told what they've just witnessed.
Each to their own though.

 

[SwissBlade]

He let Morgs do it just as he did last year (with Garner as well). He believes it's a team effort and doesn't like to hog the limelight. Nothing to see here, move along please.

Absolutely this. Clough probably gets bored talking to the media and answering the same questions about 'Giant Killings' of Premier League sides..

Morgs is the U21/ Development/ Reserve team coach, so perhaps as many of his players like Tel Kennedy, Reed and even Scoogs played a big part, maybe the players wanted to hear the praise from Morgs too

 

[vorpal blade]

"Nothing to see here.

Simply allowed Morgs to do his gloating for him

UTB"


AND it side-stepped anyone asking him about Ched Evans.........AGAIN

 

[Bladesway]

Maybe he wasn't available because he was away discussing the Newcastle job with Mike Ashley.

I'd heard he was busy destroying team morale by shouting at all the players and saying nasty things to them. Could be a load of pony though.

 

[Blade56]

Who are these "most fans" of whom you speak?

I don't know of one person who enjoys the cliche ridden drivel that is the "post match interview" anywhere near as much as the game itself.
Perhaps being brought up in an era of people doing their talking on the pitch rather than pandering to meaningless media bollocks has influenced this though.

Post match interview = pointless nonsense for empty headed morons who can't form an opinion without being told what they've just witnessed.
Each to their own though.

As an empty headed moron I would just like to,say fuck off

Some of us like to hear the managers comments, state of mind and what they think went right or wrong. But as you don't know 'one person' who enjoys listening to the PMI I can only assume you a a Billy no mates

 

[Bladesway]

As an empty headed moron I would just like to,say fuck off

Some of us like to hear the managers comments, state of mind and what they think went right or wrong. But as you don't know 'one person' who enjoys listening to the PMI I can only assume you a a Billy no mates

I don't know if I qualify as a mate of G2K's but I can 100% back his sentiment in not giving a shit what the manager has to say for the following reasons:-

Its an obligation rather than something a manager wants to do.
Its laced with that many politically charged situations is any manager ever going to say exactly what he thinks?
Its a glory hole for the media, hence anyone who reads anything into managers comments needs their heads looking at.

If it were me I would send a different member of the backroom team out every week. Kitman, tea lady, Bollock washer etc etc. I'd also give them free reign to say whatever they wanted to and be as offensive as possible in the hope that perhaps people would piss off and leave us alone. If that failed I would strap some explosives to them and a ticking clock.

 

[Kenilworth]

How do you become a Bollock washer at a professional club and do you need any special equipment?
Not asking for me, you understand - It's just that I heard of a mutual friend of ours (us forum members), a globe trotting, oil pipeline bending, captain of industry (SwissBlade ) was after a new challenge

 

[itsinyerblood]

How do you become a Bollock washer at a professional club and do you need any special equipment?
Not asking for me, you understand - It's just that I heard of a mutual friend of ours (us forum members), a globe trotting, oil pipeline bending, captain of industry (SwissBlade ) was after a new challenge

Now the thought of Swiss gently embracing Morgan's testicles and lathering them with a grin on his face - perhaps asking, "Anything else I can do for you Chris?" - I hope someone has a camera as this would make a great limited edition t-shirt.

 

[dingledog]

Maybe he rushed off the Stamford Bridge to see if we could use some of our millions to buy a few of the Chelski players. If he had gone to the Arse' he would have seen a game as shite as most of our home league games this year.

 

[Pinchy]

I Manager-Only Post-Match interviews.

I used to be mates with Grecian2000 but I'm afraid some principles cannot be compromised in the name of friendship.

I do miss him, though...

 

[Ashtonsmashton]

Maybe going to Newcastle

 

[SwissBlade]

I'd happily massage Morgs' bollocks on a twice weekly basis

 

[Kenilworth]

I'd happily massage Morgs' bollocks on a twice weekly basis

That sounds like a completely different Milk Bar from the one you were used to in Japan Swizzers

 

[SwissBlade]

That sounds like a completely different Milk Bar from the one you were used to in Japan Swizzers

Any port in a storm Ken, any port in a storm

 

[Bladesway]

I Manager-Only Post-Match interviews.

I used to be mates with Grecian2000 but I'm afraid some principles cannot be compromised in the name of friendship.

I do miss him, though...

He always thought you were a 2 faced cock end.

 

[raul]

Who are these "most fans" of whom you speak?

I don't know of one person who enjoys the cliche ridden drivel that is the "post match interview" anywhere near as much as the game itself.
Perhaps being brought up in an era of people doing their talking on the pitch rather than pandering to meaningless media bollocks has influenced this though.

Post match interview = pointless nonsense for empty headed morons who can't form an opinion without being told what they've just witnessed.
Each to their own though.

That's a bloody big marker you've put down there.

 

[Blade56]

Now the thought of Swiss gently embracing Morgan's testicles and lathering them with a grin on his face - perhaps asking, "Anything else I can do for you Chris?" - I hope someone has a camera as this would make a great limited edition t-shirt.

I have read through the replies several times wondering how we got from NC dodging an interview to lathering up Morgan's testicles

 

[itsinyerblood]

I have read through the replies several times wondering how we got from NC dodging an interview to lathering up Morgan's testicles

You're perfectly entitled to ask, but I think it was Kenilworth's imagining of a certain someone seeking to downgrade his employment.....all pretty harmless, unless Swiss shows a serious interest in said position. For my money I think Swiss would do a superb job as team hygienist.

 

[Kenilworth]

I have read through the replies several times wondering how we got from NC dodging an interview to lathering up Morgan's testicles

It's how Blood rolls

 

[Esablade]

It's like with the players...if someone does well, he'll bench em'..Nigel simply benched himself for getting it right and tonking ol' wobble 'ed.....

 

[SwissBlade]

You're perfectly entitled to ask, but I think it was Kenilworth's imagining of a certain someone seeking to downgrade his employment.....all pretty harmless, unless Swiss shows a serious interest in said position. For my money I think Swiss would do a superb job as team hygienist.

Bless you! As I'm currently jobless I'd consider working as Morgs' Fluffer if it helped the club

 

[shorehamview]

It's called closure

Closure? Tree-hugging, bed-wetting, right-on, narcissistic hippy nonsense. The closure occurred when the referee deemed the game to have finished. We don't need Nigel Clough to tell us it's over any more than we need 'Onest 'Arry with his face like a dribbly candle harping on about his poor players, having played 11 less matches than us so far this season, being tired.

Closure? You may as well go and drink camomile tea, put on your fair trade peace sandals, light a fucking joss stick and hold a Cornish drum workshop in a fucking yurt.

Closure? Fucking bollocky bollocks.