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GreasyChipBeattie

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mosbolad said:
https://goo.gl/9fmRh1

I've managed to shorten the link somewhat for you Greasy........
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Hang on a bit here. WTF does it matter how long the f******g link is anyway?
You only click on one part of the f*****r.
They all take you to the same f******g place don't they :mad:
 
GreasyChipBeattie said:
Hang on a bit here. WTF does it matter how long the f******g link is anyway?
You only click on one part of the f*****r.
They all take you to the same f******g place don't they :mad:
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Just looks shit and amateur - Its like saying that 6th place is a great end to a season... Yeah its reasonable and gives you a chance of promotion, but its not automatic promotion. 1st and 2nd are. However nobody likes to be 2nd either, because then you'd be Bolton.... So if you're going to do a job, be the best you can be and if that's 2nd-6th, then you're not leaving everything on the line.... which is shit and amateur.

You're not shit and amateur are you? No, you're a winner, so lets go out there and get the skills to be better. Learn from the linky professionals here and come back with a better, shorter link. Take the criticism and learn from it, sure question that criticism privately but learn from it and come back better than ever.

That's what winners do. Be a winner on this fine Thursday and every day forward from here. 23.11.2017 is the day it changed for you

Go GCB! #TeamGCB
 
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Does this work ?
https://thedailypiemash.wordpress.c...adical-response-to-leon-clarke-surprise-form/


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GreasyChipBeattie said:
Hang on a bit here. WTF does it matter how long the f******g link is anyway?
You only click on one part of the f*****r.
They all take you to the same f******g place don't they :mad:
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HA HA Greasy! Have you actually clicked on your link???????!!!......

ITS RUBBISH! That's right! RUBBISH like you!

It doesn't even take you to the bleedin' article! So when some good Samaritan comes along to sort out your poxy link you have the mendacity nay the effrontery to tell them in no uncertain words to 'do one'!

Good day to you and your overblown links!!!!......:confused:
 
SwissBlade said:
Just looks shit and amateur - Its like saying that 6th place is a great end to a season... Yeah its reasonable and gives you a chance of promotion, but its not automatic promotion. 1st and 2nd are. However nobody likes to be 2nd either, because then you'd be Bolton.... So if you're going to do a job, be the best you can be and if that's 2nd-6th, then you're not leaving everything on the line.... which is shit and amateur.

You're not shit and amateur are you? No, you're a winner, so lets go out there and get the skills to be better. Learn from the linky professionals here and come back with a better, shorter link. Take the criticism and learn from it, sure question that criticism privately but learn from it and come back better than ever.

That's what winners do. Be a winner on this fine Thursday and every day forward from here. 23.11.2017 is the day it changed for you

Go GCB! #TeamGCB
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EXACTLY SWISS! Exactly! I'm set up for the day now! :)

'Linky professionals'.....I like that. I do like that. :)

He's not shit and amateur? Well Swiss, lets just say, let the facts speak for themselves.

Up yer game Greasy!!!! :confused:
 
Earlier this season there was some confusion over the new strip, and Gary Hooper briefly thought he was playing for Ipswich Town. The lad scored three-in-three and was absolutely devastated when we showed him his contract.’
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:D
 



SwissBlade said:
Just looks shit and amateur - Its like saying that 6th place is a great end to a season... Yeah its reasonable and gives you a chance of promotion, but its not automatic promotion. 1st and 2nd are. However nobody likes to be 2nd either, because then you'd be Bolton.... So if you're going to do a job, be the best you can be and if that's 2nd-6th, then you're not leaving everything on the line.... which is shit and amateur.

You're not shit and amateur are you? No, you're a winner, so lets go out there and get the skills to be better. Learn from the linky professionals here and come back with a better, shorter link. Take the criticism and learn from it, sure question that criticism privately but learn from it and come back better than ever.

That's what winners do. Be a winner on this fine Thursday and every day forward from here. 23.11.2017 is the day it changed for you

Go GCB! #TeamGCB
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You're right Swiss, You're f******gwell right
COME OOOON, I CAN DO THIS!
The world's my hashtagging f******g oyster
In face f**k it. I'm going all in.
PREPARE FOR THE MOTHER OF ALL TWEETS, UNSUSPECTING CYBER WORLD!!

Edit: Errr, sorry to be a nuisance mate, but how do you use Twitter?
 
GreasyChipBeattie said:
You're right Swiss, You're f******gwell right
COME OOOON, I CAN DO THIS!
The world's my hashtagging f******g oyster
In face f**k it. I'm going all in.
PREPARE FOR THE MOTHER OF ALL TWEETS, UNSUSPECTING CYBER WORLD!!

Edit: Errr, sorry to be a nuisance mate, but how do you use Twitter?
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*fact

You’re welcome
 
mosbolad said:
HA HA Greasy! Have you actually clicked on your link???????!!!......

ITS RUBBISH! That's right! RUBBISH like you!

It doesn't even take you to the bleedin' article! So when some good Samaritan comes along to sort out your poxy link you have the mendacity nay the effrontery to tell them in no uncertain words to 'do one'!

Good day to you and your overblown links!!!!......:confused:
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Wonderful the subtle reverse psychology there.
The channelled anger when GreasyChipBeattie starts his next thread is bound to lead to quality;).
 
SwissBlade said:
Just looks shit and amateur - Its like saying that 6th place is a great end to a season... Yeah its reasonable and gives you a chance of promotion, but its not automatic promotion. 1st and 2nd are. However nobody likes to be 2nd either, because then you'd be Bolton.... So if you're going to do a job, be the best you can be and if that's 2nd-6th, then you're not leaving everything on the line.... which is shit and amateur.

You're not shit and amateur are you? No, you're a winner, so lets go out there and get the skills to be better. Learn from the linky professionals here and come back with a better, shorter link. Take the criticism and learn from it, sure question that criticism privately but learn from it and come back better than ever.

That's what winners do. Be a winner on this fine Thursday and every day forward from here. 23.11.2017 is the day it changed for you

Go GCB! #TeamGCB
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Erm.......................summat about low hanging fruit or summat.
 
SwissBlade said:
Just looks shit and amateur - Its like saying that 6th place is a great end to a season... Yeah its reasonable and gives you a chance of promotion, but its not automatic promotion. 1st and 2nd are. However nobody likes to be 2nd either, because then you'd be Bolton.... So if you're going to do a job, be the best you can be and if that's 2nd-6th, then you're not leaving everything on the line.... which is shit and amateur.

You're not shit and amateur are you? No, you're a winner, so lets go out there and get the skills to be better. Learn from the linky professionals here and come back with a better, shorter link. Take the criticism and learn from it, sure question that criticism privately but learn from it and come back better than ever.

That's what winners do. Be a winner on this fine Thursday and every day forward from here. 23.11.2017 is the day it changed for you

Go GCB! #TeamGCB
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The really scary thing is that this well rehearsed speech is undoubtedly the bread and butter of your day-to-day management style. Your poor, poor colleagues. o_O
 
Anyone got a working link or the greasy chip butty ringtone for a Nokia 5210

Oh yeah, that's right. I had a working link \o/
 
 
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