Neymar Arrives at Bramall Lane

[rompodebailey]

So let's say that Neymar doesn't fancy PSG anymore and wants to come to BDTBL to get on the Chrissy Wilder bandwagon. Let's say Barcelona landed in Robin Hood airport for a gimmicky friendly against Sheffield FC and he fell in love with the place.

Anyway, BIG CHRISSY WILDER gets him signed and he's in the squad.

Exactly how much of an impact do you think he'd have on the team? Let's say we'd be mid-table as things stand - would we suddenly piss the league or what?

Not sure if imaginative history and 'what if' scenarios are the done thing on here, but it'd be interesting to hear what impact people think a single player would have on a team, especially as his big name-ness may risk fucking up the dressing room as he'd probably earn more than everyone else put together, including everyone in the stands on a matchday.

Thoughts?

I don't think we have any direct flights from Barcelona to Doncaster.

 

[Nade]

You're all a bunch of unimaginative twats.

 

[Nade]

I don't think we have any direct flights from Barcelona to Doncaster.

It was a private plane.

 

[rompodebailey]

It was a private plane.

The only way to travel.

 

[Maidenhead]

He's not good enough to be a Blade anyway! Too wimpy!

many on here would declare him crap before he'd even kicked a ball

You're too slow, JonnyRed(WCFC) already has.

 

[BanbridgeBlade]

TBH I'm still at coca cola

Still the league cup for me

 

[JonnyRed(WCFC)]

would be hilarious seeing this happen to him tho..

 

[pommpey]

You're all a bunch of unimaginative twats.