News, any news please

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

A week is a long time in close season

 

[HuddersfieldBlade]

I'm having chow mein for tea. Gonna kick the Mrs' back doors in for my dessert but will probably end up having a tin of rice pudding instead.

Straight out of the tin?

 

[HuddersfieldBlade]

Chansiri is a great chairmen and doing an excellent job, from our point of view

 

[Varkanoid]

There will be a pre-season.

 

[bibbity bobbity boo]

Update

I had rice pudding warmed up in the microwave with a blob of strawberry jam. The Mrs caught a look at what I had typed and kicked me in the bollocks. Rice pudding was OK though.

 

[bibbity bobbity boo]

Straight out of the tin?

I'm not from Barnsley.

 

[HuddersfieldBlade]

I'm not from Barnsley.

Posh git

 

[DifferentClass]

I'm not from Barnsley.

In Barnsley they don't do rice pudding, their idea of pudding is cracking three eggs into a bowl and mopping it up with a bread balm cake!

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

In Barnsley they don't do rice pudding, their idea of pudding is cracking three eggs into a bowl and mopping it up with a bread balm cake!

3 eggs? As tha bet come in ahh Jud?

 

[Keen Blade]

We start training next week

Fleck will report back overweight after celebrating his new contract and fail his bleep test coz Bash can no longer give him a piggyback - he will be match-fit by October but then sustain a mystery injury after a collision with Osborn in training - both their golf handicaps will improve.

 

[Sean Thornton]

We lost out on the race for D Rice

We got Uncle Ben Osborn though.

 

[Tezza1889]

In Barnsley they don't do rice pudding, their idea of pudding is cracking three eggs into a bowl and mopping it up with a bread balm cake!

I work in Barnsley...

They have barbeque sauce on sliced bread, and I'm not kidding...

 

[derfblade.3]

Does acupuncture cure pins and needles?

 

[Grandmanasty]

No news is good news.

When I was a kid I used to think this meant: No news is ever good news and thought what a load of miserable bastards.

And, while we're at it: If your glass is half full it's also half empty, and if your glass is half empty, it's also half full.

It's panic stations either way in my book.

 

[Paisley Blade]

Just booked our 4th Holiday of this year, back to Morocco but for a fortnight this time

You are Alan Whicker and I claim my £5.

 

[8lade]

Last time we were promoted to the Prem our first signing was made on the 1st July it was Ndiaye and he wasn't useless after all.
Freeman 3 Jul.
Jagielka 4 Jul.
Robinson C 12 Jul.
Morrison R 16 Jul.
Mousset 21 Jul.
Osborn 26 Jul.
McBurnie 2 Aug.
Berge 30 Jan 20

These guys made 67 (60) appearances and scored 14 goals between them.

Source: Soccerbase

 

[mancunianblade]

Great man
The media asked him if he could sign a great Catholic player or a great protestant player, which would he choose ?

He said the protestant

And when asked why he said " Well Rangers won't sign the Catholic, so I'd probably end up with both of them"

Worked with both Murdo Macleod and Danny McGrain, a combined 750 apps for for Celtic and nearly 100 caps for Scotland. Both overlooked by Rangers who just assumed they were Catholic when in fact both were Protestant..

 

[Aston max]

I am not interested in another sex of football. I watch too much as it is I can't commit to anymore! I'll probably half watch the England games but certainly won't be watching as much as possible like the men's competitions

 

[8lade]

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I'll just put this here:

• Brown Fox, a scantily clad huge-breasted Native American girl who plays winger.

 

[Panini]

This season will see our 125th appearance in the FA Cup.

Make of it what you will because the same is also true of the following clubs:

Arsenal
Manchester United
Doncaster Rovers
Bishop Auckland

 

[Blade56]

Is there a graph for that?

 

[Rodley]

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[HuddersfieldBlade]

Still reminds me of the double promotion under Bassett