new songs for next season

[Ashtonsmashton]

Don't mess with Morgan

He'll break your skull

 

[Jon Bon]

Don't mess with Morgan

He'll break your skull

I like that one. Is that to the tune of "Oh Joy, Oh Rapture Unforeseen" from Gilbert and Sullivan's HMS Pinafore...?

 

[Pinchy]

If conor coadys not comin back could always amend his little used hokey cokey song for scougall :-

He scores with his left
He scores with his right
He dribbles, tackles
and he runs all night
His name is stephan scougall
And he gets stuck in
Thats why us blades love him
Oh stephan stephan scougall
Oh stephan stephan scougall
Oh stephan stephan scougall
Scotish blademan
Superstar (ra ra ra)

Our tone deaf fans can't even master the complex harmonic structure of "All you need is Clough". I'd give them another 12 months to get to grips with that before trying anything else.

They never did get Kumbayah right either, did they? Three lines; one chorus was alright for the rest of the world. Not here in S2 mate, we haven't time for that. We need to sing Annie's Song twice as fast as it should be sung by 3 O'Clock. Then, of course, we really ought to belt out that classic ditty that ascribes the death of Jack Charlton to a year long before he was actually born.

George Gershwin must have been a Blade.

 

[SandyMcBlade]

Look Pinchy, if we weren't thick we wouldn't be there in the first place would we ?
All that money just to watch 22 blokes chase a ball around a field , you couldn't make it up could you !!!!

 

[blade.i.am]

how about this to the tune of 'Because the Night' (suitable to be sung to all opposong fans particularly if we're winning, which I expect to be the case in most games next year)

Because your shite
you're just like Wednesday
Because your shite
you're like the pigs
Because your shi-i-i-ite

not sure how to do the last line but if you know the song you'll get it

 

[Pinchy]

how about this to the tune of 'Because the Night' (suitable to be sung to all opposong fans particularly if we're winning, which I expect to be the case in most games next year)

Because your shite
you're just like Wednesday
Because your shite
you're like the pigs
Because your shi-i-i-ite

not sure how to do the last line but if you know the song you'll get it

I know it well. Written by Springsteen, but performed magnificently by Patti Smith. It's a hugely passionate tune with lyrics to match. I'm not sure if I could trust myself beyond the first verse....not with Scoogs around.

 

[ponteblade]

Can anyone remember singing to the Newcastle fans years ago, to the tune the bladen races, oh me lads you should of seen us ganning, going up the shoreham street, to see the blades our aces?

 

[mattbianco1]

Can't believe this hasn't been suggested already?!? To the tune of XTC - We're only making plans for Nigel...

We're only making plans for Nigel
We only want what's best for him
We're only making plans for Nigel
Nigel just needs that helping hand

And if young Nigel says he's happy
He must be happy, he must be happy
He must be happy in his work.

 

[shorehamview]

Can't believe this hasn't been suggested already?!? To the tune of XTC - We're only making plans for Nigel...

We're only making plans for Nigel
We only want what's best for him
We're only making plans for Nigel
Nigel just needs that helping hand

And if young Nigel says he's happy
He must be happy, he must be happy
He must be happy in his work.

Is it to the tune of Making Plans For Nigel because it is Making Plans For Nigel?

XTC-Making Plans For Nigel #258.:

 

[SandyMcBlade]

You can only gerrum to sing the rude ones, so here goes,
(Kiss me good night Sargent-Major )

Kiss my backside Sheffield Wendy
Doncaster and Barnslys gone to cock
enjoy it while you can little Rovram
our Nigels going to stick one up your frocks.

I'll get mi coat......

 

[SwissBlade]

Can't believe this hasn't been suggested already?!?.

It has.... Many, many times

 

[mattbianco1]

Is it to the tune of Making Plans For Nigel because it is Making Plans For Nigel?

XTC-Making Plans For Nigel #258.:

Sorry. Forgot the sarcasm smiley

 

[blade.i.am]

Perhaps we can revive "sing when you're fishing" for Fleetwood, don't think I've heard it since the demise of Grimsby

 

[sufcrob]

Like a good piece of haggis...


Could do with a catchier song for Clough.. the "all you need is clough" gets a little tiresome

 

[forever_blade]

Still think the Maguire chant needs to catch on (providing he's still here come start of next season )

Don't sell Maguire,
Harry Maguire,
I just don't think you understand,
That if you sell Maguire,
Harry Maguire,
Your gonna have a riot on your hands

Tune - same one Celtic used to sign to Paddy McCourt

 

[Bob Socks]

Our tone deaf fans can't even master the complex harmonic structure of "All you need is Clough". I'd give them another 12 months to get to grips with that before trying anything else.

They never did get Kumbayah right either, did they? Three lines; one chorus was alright for the rest of the world. Not here in S2 mate, we haven't time for that. We need to sing Annie's Song twice as fast as it should be sung by 3 O'Clock. Then, of course, we really ought to belt out that classic ditty that ascribes the death of Jack Charlton to a year long before he was actually born.

George Gershwin must have been a Blade.

The no pig fans in town song was borrowed/stolen from Glasgow Rangers.
No no pope of Rome
No chapel to sadden my eye
No nuns and no priests
No rosary beads
Every day is the twelve of July.

The last line of the Blades version is
Every year is 1889.
Not AND the year is 1889.

 

[SRBlade]

I'm your biggest fan!
I'll follow you until you love me!
Jamie,
Jamie Murphy!!