New song for next season

[pommpey]

It's a shame his name isn't jebson. Could have had some jetsons songs going on.

Shame he's not called Colquhoun to be honest.

We could have just substituted a few players names and had the Barrel o' Money 2021-22 remix

pommpey

 

[mattbianco1]

Bonzo84 called it right.

The Bobby Davison song...

Oooh Danny Danny!
Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny Jebbison!

 

[Jon Bon II]

What about

Daniel Jebbison
Superstar
Carries a handbag
And wears a bra.

It's got a nice modern, millennial, transvisional vamp theme to it and will automatically endear him to the HDTV community.

 

[Roygbiv]

Meet Daniel Jebbison
His Boy Elroy.
Daughter Judy.
Jane his wife.

 

[Carlton Blade]

Should just use the Caolan Lavery song. Simple, only 3 words (Der, Daniel, Jebbison)

 

[Webding]

ALL THESE SONGS ARE COMPLICATED
clap clap clap clap clap clap-clap clap clap

 

[Varkanoid]

Nice and easy one >

Oh oh oh oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Jebbo

sung to this tune from 20 seconds



Whoooaaa O O Je-bb-o
its always a good time
Whoooaaa O O Je-bb-o
he doesnt even have to try
he scores a goal every time

 

[Flatulent_Bob]

To the tune of "The Heat is On":

Dan Jebbis-on, Dan Jebbis-on,
Dan Jebbis-on, he's on the pitch,
Dan Jebb-is-(clap-clap-clap-clap) -on

Wo-ohh oh ho, wo-ohh oh ho
Caught up in the action, Blades are looking out for you,
Wo-ohh oh ho, wo-ohh oh ho,
Tell me can you feel it, Tell me can you feel it, Tell me can you feel it...

No? Ah well, please yersens.

I think his name part works. The rest needs work.

 

[Argentinemanager]

The only one i want is the super ched, but with jeb, for selfish reasons as im a Jeb and have never had any one chanting my name

 

[Nosworthys Throw]

The only one i want is the super ched, but with jeb, for selfish reasons as im a Jeb and have never had any one chanting my name

JEBO! JEBO! JEBO! JEBO!

JEBO! GEE US A SONG! JEBO JEBO GEE US A SONG

THERES ONLY ONEEEEEEE, ARGENTINE MANAGER CALLED JEBO, THERES ONLY ONEEEEEE...

 

[BushBlade]

The only one i want is the super ched, but with jeb, for selfish reasons as im a Jeb and have never had any one chanting my name

I hope your surname isn’t “End”.

 

[ISZA ⚔️]

The #1 rule on S24SU.com is that no song on here is ever sung on the terraces.

Thank fuck for that as some of the posts on this thread are horrific.

 

[Nosworthys Throw]

Thank fuck for that as some of the posts on this thread are horrific.

Its almost as if people are just having a laugh and not taking songwriting seriously!

 

[Sharrow Snuff Mill]

What about

Daniel Jebbison
Superstar
Carries a handbag
And wears a bra.

It's got a nice modern, millennial, transvisional vamp theme to it and will automatically endear him to the HDTV community.

Last sung at the Lane to a certain George Best.

 

[ISZA ⚔️]

Its almost as if people are just having a laugh and not taking songwriting seriously!

I realised that immediately after my post. At which point I burst in to hysterics.

 

[CarlMcBlade]

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I really don’t like songs for specific players. They only fuck off in the end.

 

[Bennyand the Blades]

I made a really great one up, but now I've forgot his name......

 

[Sean Thornton]

If he's not on double figures by Christmas, he can fuck off, the idle bastard.

Won’t be here long enough. We’ll sell him for £35m in the Summer and there’ll be a huge meltdown as to why we didn’t hold out £80m for him.

 

[Sean Thornton]

What about

Daniel Jebbison
Superstar
Carries a handbag
And wears a bra.

It's got a nice modern, millennial, transvisional vamp theme to it and will automatically endear him to the HDTV community.

If we’re doing vintage stuff,

He shot
He missed
He must be Rhian Brewster......

 

[VictoryBlade]

Last sung at the Lane to a certain George Best.

Yes indeed it was.................1971 by any chance?

 

[pommpey]

Last sung at the Lane to a certain George Best.

Actually sung to George Best as he walked through the socceram car park past some Blades fans doing that goals thing they used to do

He looked shitfaced, and unimpressed

pommpey

 

[pommpey]

If we’re doing vintage stuff,

He shot
He missed
He must be Rhian Brewster......

Charlie George, wasn't it?

pommpey

 

[pommpey]

Its almost as if people are just having a laugh and not taking songwriting seriously!

I'll have you know I take my songwriting VERY seriously and expect fans to be singing it v Burnley next week.

pommpey

 

[Champagneblade]

To the tune of Brown Girl in the Rain by Bony M:

Daniel Jebbison na na na na na
Daniel Jebbison na na na na na na
Daniel Jebbison na na na na na
He hates f*****g Wednesday, He's a Blade!

 

[Sean Thornton]

To the tune of Brown Girl in the Rain by Bony M:

Daniel Jebbison na na na na na
Daniel Jebbison na na na na na na
Daniel Jebbison na na na na na
He hates f*****g Wednesday, He's a Blade!

Ring. Not rain.


Oh, and its a no from me

 

[Champagneblade]

Ring. Not rain.


Oh, and its a no from me

I always thought it was rain! Learned something today.

No accounting for taste

 

[ChipButtyBlade]

Chorus in this song below...............Please Danny J................gimme gimme gimmeeee ..............a GOAL.

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

What about

Daniel Jebbison
Superstar
Carries a handbag
And wears a bra.

It's got a nice modern, millennial, transvisional vamp theme to it and will automatically endear him to the HDTV community.

If we’re doing vintage stuff,

He shot
He missed
He must be Rhian Brewster......

Charlie George, wasn't it?

pommpey

That's what I thought pommpey - the handbag one as well, maybe?

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

You fill-up my senses
like a gallon of magnet
like a packet of woodbines
like a good pinch of snuff
like a jebbison hat trick
like a greasy chip butty
like Sheffield United
come fill me again..

Needs Canadising

You fill-up my senses
like a gallon of molson
like a Mounty policeman
like Some Maple syrup ey
like a jebbison hat trick
like some sloppy poutine
like Sheffield United
come fill me again..

Ey, ey, ey

 

[Billyblade]

Next season we could sing this to the tune of Macauley Culkins friend's 'Thriller'

It's close to half time
Something lethal's lurking in the box
Under the floodlights
You see a striker running all oer t'park.
Is it a dream?
I can't believe he's younger than my wardrobe
It's a bad dream
The Blades way smacks you right between the eyes
It's no surprise
Fucked off to Villa, Villa SHITE!