New Sex Toy Day

[Klaatu Barada Nikto]

Who was sporting a new butt plug, prostate massager, cock ring or vibrating love egg (or perhaps something else) at the lane yesterday?

 

[Shirty Blade]

If I had seen anyone wearing such things I would have had a stroke!

 

[bibbity bobbity boo]

If I had seen anyone wearing such things I would have had a stroke!

You would probably have to buy them a pint first though. Some people get a bit funny about blokes stroking their cock ring.

 

[Old Programme seller]

Is buying them a pint classed as foreplay or is it a vessel to put the rohypnol in?

 

[BigBed]

Is buying them a pint classed as foreplay or is it a vessel to put the rohypnol in?

I thought the headbutt was foreplay??, they tend to just lay still until its in after, but when its in, its time to hold on tight!!
Or so im told.......

 

[brownblade]

Sorry, just wondered if any chance of putting all these threads info the hilarious section Foxy Linz please.

Rumour season is about to get serious.