New ‘song’ for Saturday?

[Rusty]

Sing owt but can we drop that fuckin annoying'September' song? 'Never gives the ball away'. England fans overkilled it this summer..fckn bin it.

 

[Foxy]

Singing about coronation street... no fucking chance

Viva Ken Barlow!

 

[JOEYDEE]

I bet that Rita's a right dirty bitch

I’d be excited about a connection to Coronation Street except it’s so long since I last saw it I believe Ena Sharples was given detention for wagging school in the episode..

Always had a soft spot for Ena,think it was the hair net !

 

[Sean Thornton]

Ricky

Can this be incorporated into the singing plan?

Not with girls involved. Fucking hell.

 

[Sean Thornton]

I'm in.

Insane.

 

[Sean Thornton]

To the tune of Hey Jude, Woodburn
Very original I know, but has the link to Liverpool

What?

 

[Sean Thornton]

You've got competition for Carla but if you should win I'll take Tracey Barlow as a consolation prize

TB? Cheaper than dignitas.

Leanne's veggie sister. She needs sausage. None of the Barlow men look like they've got a fuck in them.

 

[SwissBlade]

Kean Bryans Mrs plays lesbian Sophie Webster in corrie.

Ok. What’s the coronation part for in the song then...

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

Singing about coronation street... no fucking chance

He’s got a 10” Dick
It makes Deirdre sick
Viva Ken Barlow

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

Ah, the best way to a new signings heart, sing about shagging his girlfriend.

I don't think I'll partake.

Besides, I'm on team Rosie Webster

Probably one for the pubs pre and post-match.

Rosie is an idiot. And since she lost weight she’s dropped a few marks on the ‘out of 10’ scale. Sinead is better.

Pity Eva’s done one. I could stare at her all day and not get bored.

 

[metalblade]

Having not watched Corrie for about 20 years this thread has lost me WTF

 

[prince albert]

He’s got a 10” Dick
It makes Deirdre sick
Viva Ken Barlow

He wears Deidries spec's
When he's having sex
Viva Ken Barlow

 

[pommpey]

I’ll match your Tracey Barlow but raise you an Eva.

Reyt set o'clonks on her.

Corrie last five years league table:

Tina Keegan soldier bird - simply flawless
Eva Clonks - Reyt set
Maweea hairdresser - pretty as
Ken Barlow's daft son's bit - oddly lovely
Pisshead factory cougar - you'd know you'd done ten rounds wi' her

Playoffs: Sophie and her lesb buddies - I'd like to see the two-leg playoffs wi this lot and Sophie's empty-headed sister reffing. Slo-mo

Eastenders is stuffed full of cockney munters at the moment

pommpey

 

[Rusty view]

Singing about coronation street... no fucking chance

It's already happened.
I give you "Katie Harris is our friend, is our friend she kills piggies."

 

[pommpey]

TB? Cheaper than dignitas.

Leanne's veggie sister. She needs sausage. None of the Barlow men look like they've got a fuck in them.

Pisshead Pete. Ex-matelot?

He used to have a picture in his flat on the bookcase of him in uniform. I emailed itv to let them know that as much as they are sticklers for detail (they aren't - he fucks off to 'Portsmouth' every now and then yet Pompey has had zero facilities for submarines for donkey's years and submariners are more aligned to Devonport and Faslane in Scotland) I could see that the cap he was wearing in the pic was not only photoshopped on the pic's head, but was also a US Navy one.

It disappeared soon after.

pommpey

 

[mattbianco1]

Ok. What’s the coronation part for in the song then...

Erm, because Brooke Vincent isn't a lesbian. Her character Sophie Webster is. Without referencing Corrie, the song makes no sense.

Don't worry, it'll not catch on.

 

[Whiston Blade]

No.

 

[SwissBlade]

Erm, because Brooke Vincent isn't a lesbian. Her character Sophie Webster is. Without referencing Corrie, the song makes no sense.

Don't worry, it'll not catch on.

So coronation street has nothing to do with Sheff United then?

 

[mattbianco1]

So coronation street has nothing to do with Sheff United then?

No but neither are chip butties, magnet beer, woodbines, Jack Charlton, sparrows or crows.

 

[SwissBlade]

No but neither are chip butties, magnet beer, woodbines, Jack Charlton, sparrows or crows.

They have much more relevance

 

[Maidenhead]

I’ll match your Tracey Barlow but raise you an Eva.

All yours mate.
I won't be raising owt for Eva

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

Michelle (Kym Marsh)