Nade

[designblade]

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/former-hearts-star-christian-nade-12738961

Nade What you do that for?

 

[Ricky]

I can sympathise with him.

Out of date steak is rarely genuinely out of date.

 

[Bladesman]

For fucks sake Nade !

 

[Sean Thornton]

Not a kidney punch in sight. Never been a Blade.

Was the tot an orphan btw?

 

[raul]

Not a kidney punch in sight. Never been a Blade.

Was the tot an orphan btw?

He certainly appears to have been working on it.

 

[Keef Chedwyn]

Bastard Nade

 

[segasonic]

Local media tonight:

'Sheffield United star Christian Nade, a former Sheffield United player is alleged to have punched a woman in the kidneys, knocking her from her wheelchair. She had accidentally thrown away the Sheffield United legend's mouldy steak before the assault, which occured some time after playing for Sheffield United. We've contacted Sheffield United for an explanation.'

 

[I should coco]

We need further and better particulars.

What model of toy car was it and did it damage the box? If so, its value for collectors will be lessened.

Was the steak 28 day aged and nicely marbled with thin veins of fat?

Bloody minefield, this story and typical tabloid reporting of a major star and wag.

 

[blade too long]

depends if it was rump or t bone

 

[Rusty view]

Tabloid has missed a word of the headline. "Bake". It was a steak bake.

 

[Bladesman]

Local media tonight:

'Sheffield United star Christian Nade, a former Sheffield United player is alleged to have punched a woman in the kidneys, knocking her from her wheelchair. She had accidentally thrown away the Sheffield United legend's mouldy steak before the assault, which occured some time after playing for Sheffield United. We've contacted Sheffield United for an explanation.'

More like local media in two weeks time once every other news outlet has reported it.

 

[stringjunior]

I can sympathise with him.

Out of date steak is rarely genuinely out of date.

If it's supermarket steak that's been sat in a vacuum bag for 4 weeks swimming in its own blood, then chuck the shit away - it'll be more sour than a sour thing with sour sauce on top.

However, if it's been hanging in a dry aging fridge for 28 days it'll marvellous for a while yet.

mmmmm Ribeye....

 

[Sean Thornton]

If it's supermarket steak that's been sat in a vacuum bag for 4 weeks swimming in its own blood, then chuck the shit away - it'll be more sour than a sour thing with sour sauce on top.

However, if it's been hanging in a dry aging fridge for 28 days it'll marvellous for a while yet.

mmmmm Ribeye....

28 days? It's hardly dead......

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

Jesus, truly god awful journalism. Was that actually written by the piece of steak?!

 

[Berlin Blade]

It's rare that a steak joke is well done, so i'm staying out of that.

Shite that he punched someone in the face though.

 

[1973Blade]

The court case is ongoing so can't comment on this case. However, domestic abuse is never funny and has a huge impact on the victims.

 

[I should coco]

It's rare that a steak joke is well done, so i'm staying out of that.

Especially through the medium of the internet.

Some steak jokes are quite rude, blue in fact but that is a rare occurrence.





I'll get my coat.....

 

[Melbourne Blade]

Yeah don't really think alleged domestic abuse worth joking about lads. Pull it in for fuck sake.

 

[Rodders]

OP needs to change the OP to state “read the thread before clicking the link” as I did

 

[Nade]

I feel I owe it to everyone to come clean and say that I'm not really Christian Nade. I don't really work on the website either, I've been pretending all this time and I'm sorry.

 

[HighfieldBlade]

Nade: "I regret my action. It was mi-steak"

 

[TJB.]

I feel I owe it to everyone to come clean and say that I'm not really Christian Nade. I don't really work on the website either, I've been pretending all this time and I'm sorry.

I admire your honesty and I forgive you.

I suppose I should come clean and say my name isn't really Tom Jo-...Oh hang on. That dunt work.

 

[jake1889]

Yeah don't really think alleged domestic abuse worth joking about lads. Pull it in for fuck sake.

Calm down you big drip

 

[raul]

Calm down you big drip

Strong opening post . 8/10, would read again. rating ****

 

[BushBlade]

Calm down you big drip

It's probably not as funny if you’ve seen your dad kicking the fuck out of your mum.

Just saying.

 

[The Crab]

self edit

 

[Sean Thornton]

I feel I owe it to everyone to come clean and say that I'm not really Christian Nade. I don't really work on the website either, I've been pretending all this time and I'm sorry.

I for one was fooled.

 

[Booker4]

Yeah don't really think alleged domestic abuse worth joking about lads. Pull it in for fuck sake.

I have to agree with you here, I think the steak jokes are totally irrelevant and poor humour considering that domestic abuse is the issue here, and nothing else. This isn't like when Beckham was hit by a boot we're talking about alleged domestic abuse.

 

[SB_90]

I feel I owe it to everyone to come clean and say that I'm not really Christian Nade. I don't really work on the website either, I've been pretending all this time and I'm sorry.

 

[BerksBlade]

I feel I owe it to everyone to come clean and say that I'm not really Christian Nade. I don't really work on the website either, I've been pretending all this time and I'm sorry.

You're not fooling anyone. You'll be telling us you're not French next!