My vuvuzella. :(

[knowsnowt]

Is now arriving Sunday.
Anyone know where I can buy one in Sheffield tomorrow?

 

[Nade]

South African shop

 

[diode_blade]

Back of Big Gun on t'wicker

 

[tyke1889]

If you're unable to secure a vuvuzela you can recreate the effect with a Kazoo and a traffic cone.

Viz top tips

 

[knowsnowt]

South African shop

Thanks pal. I forgot about that.

 

[CornwallBlade]

If you're unable to secure a vuvuzela you can recreate the effect with a Kazoo and a traffic cone.

Viz top tips

Viz top tips would be a brilliant thread…..

 

[knowsnowt]

Back of Big Gun on t'wicker

Already tried one of those. Every time I blew it it said "ya no what", then nicked my phone.

 

[tyke1889]

Viz top tips would be a brilliant thread…..

https://www.s24su.com/forum/threads/peak-viz.53106/page-19

 

[blade too long]

Vuvuzelas r us

 

[Jinxy1966]

Amazon says Pudgy Pedro’s got a 26”er you can blow on

 

[knowsnowt]

Amazon says Pudgy Pedro’s got a 26”er you can blow onView attachment 158467

Thanks.. I've sent him a wanks request.

 

[Pittsburg Blade]

It’s an amazing sound when you blow hard on a Vulvazela

 

[Blade56]

Is now arriving Sunday.
Anyone know where I can buy one in Sheffield tomorrow?

Have you tried a chemist?

Same letters, different order

 

[tomtheblade]

Because..

When the Blades score we'll cheer together
Told you i'll support them forever
Said I'll always be a fan
Took an oath to stick it out 'til the end
Now that it's raining goals more than ever
Know that we'll be Prem-ier

Knowsnowt playing his vuvuzela
Knowsnowt playing his vuvuzela
Ela, ela, eh eh eh

 

[Gabsblade]

Got an England one I blasted on during the World Cup in South Africa

 

[knowsnowt]

Just read Wembley rules. Vuvuzellas are banned.
Anyone know where i can get a trombone at short notice?

 

[Rodley]

South African Shop London

We are very proud to say that we are without a doubt the largest specialist South African store in central London, with a variety of products to choose from as well as daily special offers. Our amazing biltong and droewors along with our signature recipe chilli chutney biltong will make you feel...

southafricanshoplondon.co.uk

Edit - Trombone-wise…

 

[Le Cynique]

Urban Dictionary: tromboning

tromboning: to perform analingus on a male partner whilst masturbating his erect penis at the same time. with reference to the mouth piece and sliding arm...

www.urbandictionary.com

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

Tingo instruments.com
Africa biggest online musical instrument retailer. Sells over £500m of instruments every year and has stock of over £1bn items for next day delivery worldwide.

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

Urban Dictionary: tromboning

tromboning: to perform analingus on a male partner whilst masturbating his erect penis at the same time. with reference to the mouth piece and sliding arm...

www.urbandictionary.com

The pre match brass band should be interesting then...

 

[Rodley]

The pre match brass band should be interesting then...

Get some kneeguards and Listerine ordered knowsnowt

 

[Nah den]

I've got a vuvuzela in my loft. South African flag edition. One previous owner. Excellent condition. Offers around £6k please (would probably take £5.75k)...

Edit: comment re Wembley ban noted. Still, nice thing to have init. All yours for 5 grand...

 

[DifferentClass]

What sort of noise does a vuvuzuela mek if you shove it up the arris of the annoying cunt blowing one bang next to you?

 

[Le Cynique]

What sort of noise does a vuvuzuela mek if you shove it up the arris of the annoying cunt blowing one bang next to you?

A squelch, a cry of alarm and then much the same sound as if you were blowing it with your pursed lips.

 

[Tom Bott]

Urban Dictionary: tromboning

tromboning: to perform analingus on a male partner whilst masturbating his erect penis at the same time. with reference to the mouth piece and sliding arm...

www.urbandictionary.com

The Wendy band is full of trom boners.

 

[NAP]

The Wendy band is full of trom boners.

Always thought they were a set of wa@22rs. Now confirmed.

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

Viz top tips would be a brilliant thread…..

There is one. Ish. 'Peak Viz'.

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

Viz top tips would be a brilliant thread…..

 

[Heely bottoms underpants]

Top tip of the day.

Half of a conker shell is a perfect safety helmet for anyone's pet hamster or mouse when it gets over excited on the cage wheel, it can fall off as many times as it wants, while you're in the comfort of knowing there will be no head injury or concussion.

 

[BladeByChoice]

last time I blew into our lasses vuvuzela she did a great big fanny fart