DIRTY HARRY
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Sorry going to have to disagree with you Pomps especially in last 2-3 games. Norwood threaded Brewster through for both the red cards. He assisted Robinson with a pinpoint free kick.Most of Norwood's pings are either intercepted or if they do find the winger, it gets passed backwards and recycled. It's pointless football.
But, y'know. Some people think he's fucking Pirlo
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I've explained in several previous posts why I believe you have an agenda against Norwood. Apparently I'm a "fan boy" who gets an erection over his performances even though he's clearly needed replacing for two seasons, as I've stated many times, yet I'm the troll. He's a good player who makes the team tick and his range of passing is excellent although the inability of our wing backs to make anything of his balls into perfect attacking positions is his fault, as is not being Michael Brown, what an odd reference. He's pretty paceless, not a brilliant tackler and not great in the air, these are facts that no one tries to defend. Having a decent box to box midfielder playing alongside him would help instead of an on the wane Fleck, Hourihane and Berge. Your constant incompatible poor marks for his performances are the reasons I respond to your overly self indulgent 'my take'. Nothing more, nothing less. Lose the anger, you'll feel better.I see you're back in a 'My take ... ' thread desperately trying to score points off me, rather than the match itself. A it like your funny-as-haemorrhoids memes you keep posting up regarding the buttons, you're just a wee bit tragic and transparent in your output, as ever. Because you and I don't share an opinion about a footballer's performance, you're here again making a shit job of trying to play to an audience you think you have. Note - many on here disagree with me about Norwood. I get it. Many others provide their own version of events and whys and wherefores. I get that too. Then there's you, and some others (and Silent, bless him) who don't even mention the match, what you think Norwood did to get more than the mark I gave him and won't be happy with a simple difference in opinion. You must be a fucking great laff in the pub with all your Blades supporting mates, eh? Best they agree, or you'll be in their face all evening.
As before, your input is only valid if you can tell us why you disagree. Posting shit memes up and trying to be dead clever doesn't work. It won't change my opinion or my belief that you're just a pointless, ridiculous troll who maybe doesn't even understand football as a game, hence your lack of factual input or reasoned debate. Give Silent some credit, at least sometimes he sounds like he knows what he's on about. You? Never.
pommpey
Sorry going to have to disagree with you Pomps especially in last 2-3 games. Norwood threaded Brewster through for both the red cards. He assisted Robinson with a pinpoint free kick.
Against Posh he should have got 2 assists by putting the ball on a plate for Egan who criminally blazed his header over from point blank range.
He then pressed and intercepted and put Sharp through 1 on 1 which Sharp fluffed.
Since Fulham Ndiaye has tried hard but for very little/no outcome.
Rate Ndiaye as a huge prospect but in last few games he honestly hasn't been fit to lace Norwood's boots in all honesty.
Because that is what midfielders do, Sitwell. Not just Michael Brown, either. Kevin De Bruyne, N'Golo Kante and Fabinho all pick the ball up and move forward. Norwood does this:
1. Hangs back, just in front of Egan usually
2. Calls for and receives the ball from Egan
3. Turns and looks up, mainly to the wings (great clue everyone ... he's gonna lump it)
4. Lumps it to a wingback out wide, who has two players closing him down already
Against Luton at Bramall Lane, he picked the ball up inside the centre circle and twenty metres of open pitch lay before him. If he'd have started a run through this space, he'd have made at least fifteen of that and been at their penalty area in four seconds, drawing opposition players in, exposing space behind to run into and giving opportunity to lay in a pass. It took him a fucking age to start his engine and realise he had open pitch before him and still laid it wide after faltering. It's so fucking wasteful. If that is Basham doing that, he's up the pitch like a rat up a drainpipe.
Norwood might raise a lob for you with his fancy-dan 'pings' which are the stuff of yesterday but positionally, commitedly and tactically he's nowhere what we need to go forward. He's had a few passable games against ostensibly inferior opposition. I want more. He won't be able to give it mind.
pommpey
Spot on, the way he refused to use that space that opened up for him in the Luton game was criminal, he could as you say have moved within shooting range which would have caused panic but he chose eventually to knock it out wide. I'm with you that some of these pings out wide don't help the team if the receiver has two men on him by the time it arrives. Norwood looks good when he is allowed time and space but most teams know to get a man in his face which make him a poor passenger. I will say one thing his corners and crossing was a huge improvement on what it has been most of the season most of them beat the first man.
Not only WBA,Birmingham will be really tough.Spot on. Watch them against West Brom, I'm already cringing at the thought of it.
Berge has to learn to keep his eyes open when attempting a header LOL100% agree with crossing and corners, although some are a bit 'lofted'. Woody (as a comparator) never lofted corners but drove them in, usually at the heads of oncoming players such as Flynn, Colquhoun, Salmons, Dearden and Currie.
But his delivery has been so much better. All we need is Berge to join the heading game, maybe?
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Wouldn't place too much emphasis on TV pundits and commentators knowing everything about football. They are paid to gush over certain aspects of the match or different players. Too much downbeat talk from them doesn't go down well with the producers of these TV shows.
Good performance- not taking issue with marking - didn't see enough of game to dispute any. A bit worried that Billy is becoming too distracted by opposing fans comments and barracking. Seemed to direct a few expletives towards them after goal and when subbed.
Looking at fixtures for Feb. seems we have 5 or 6 games in 20 days. Is that right.? Injuries could be
Don’t think he’s PirloExactly. There are plenty of midfielders who attack from deep threading passes between them but above all else, retaining possession. Most of Norwood's pings are either intercepted or if they do find the winger, it gets passed backwards and recycled. It's pointless football.
But, y'know. Some people think he's fucking Pirlo
pommpey
Currie passed the ball 30 yards to the feet of teammates and was deemed a god - Norwood does it and he’s a dud
I've explained in several previous posts why I believe you have an agenda against Norwood.
Apparently I'm a "fan boy" who gets an erection over his performances even though he's clearly needed replacing for two seasons, as I've stated many times, yet I'm the troll.
He's a good player who makes the team tick and his range of passing is excellent although the inability of our wing backs to make anything of his balls into perfect attacking positions is his fault, as is not being Michael Brown, what an odd reference.
He's pretty paceless, not a brilliant tackler and not great in the air, these are facts that no one tries to defend.
Having a decent box to box midfielder playing alongside him would help instead of an on the wane Fleck, Hourihane and Berge.
Your constant incompatible poor marks for his performances are the reasons I respond to your overly self indulgent 'my take'.
Nothing more, nothing less. Lose the anger, you'll feel better.
No you haven't. You've just put funny as fuck memes up that no one gets, or finds funny. You've not explained why you believe I apparently have 'an agenda'.
Yeah, you are. Because without prompting, you make this post not about United, or Oliver Norwood, but about me. If that's not trolling, then I don't know what is.
And that's where your analysis varies from mine. He no more makes the team tick as much as he ends up being passed around in midfield and as for range of passing, aside of lumping it to a marked wingback (or sometimes not even that far) or a ten metre back-and-forth training-pass in midfield, for the majority of his time at United we've seen nothing. Recently he's been experimenting with feeding the ball to a running Brewster, an option which has been available quite a lot since he signed. He's also put one or two decent crosses in, which is nice because for the majority of his time at United it's been first man or first row with his delivery into the key areas. Our wingbacks can only do what they can when the ball being pinged at them is so well telegraphed, and that doesn't mean bombing up the line past the two players sent to close them down. I don't have to prove this, Cheeseboard. It happens most matches if you watch.
Yet "He's a good player who makes the team tick and his range of passing is excellent". What the fuck is he doing in our midfield if he can't do the tasks you have listed? Serious question. Sounds like you ARE a fanboy and get all bulgy every time he whacks it out to Bogle or RND.
Or even expecting him to up his game in other areas apart from just being a 'ball kicker', which is effectively the inscription on the medal you place lovingly round his neck.
More, mealy mouthed mardiness by our own resident match reviewer. Except we don't hear much about the match from you, do we? It's just 'the memes' (and I'd sack your graphic artist if I were you) and the ever present ad hominem. The real reason you respond to 'My take ... ' is 'you just can't help yourself', isn't it? If I were critical of another player or if one mark varied from your expert viewpoint you'd be on here as if by force of habit to 'respond' because scrolling by and ignoring 'My take ... ' is much more effort, isn't it?
Christ. It's almost as if the human trait of self-awareness just doesn't exist, isn't it?
PS: You won't make me stop.
pommpey
And the vast majority don't want you to stop.No you haven't. You've just put funny as fuck memes up that no one gets, or finds funny. You've not explained why you believe I apparently have 'an agenda'.
Yeah, you are. Because without prompting, you make this post not about United, or Oliver Norwood, but about me. If that's not trolling, then I don't know what is.
And that's where your analysis varies from mine. He no more makes the team tick as much as he ends up being passed around in midfield and as for range of passing, aside of lumping it to a marked wingback (or sometimes not even that far) or a ten metre back-and-forth training-pass in midfield, for the majority of his time at United we've seen nothing. Recently he's been experimenting with feeding the ball to a running Brewster, an option which has been available quite a lot since he signed. He's also put one or two decent crosses in, which is nice because for the majority of his time at United it's been first man or first row with his delivery into the key areas. Our wingbacks can only do what they can when the ball being pinged at them is so well telegraphed, and that doesn't mean bombing up the line past the two players sent to close them down. I don't have to prove this, Cheeseboard. It happens most matches if you watch.
Yet "He's a good player who makes the team tick and his range of passing is excellent". What the fuck is he doing in our midfield if he can't do the tasks you have listed? Serious question. Sounds like you ARE a fanboy and get all bulgy every time he whacks it out to Bogle or RND.
Or even expecting him to up his game in other areas apart from just being a 'ball kicker', which is effectively the inscription on the medal you place lovingly round his neck.
More, mealy mouthed mardiness by our own resident match reviewer. Except we don't hear much about the match from you, do we? It's just 'the memes' (and I'd sack your graphic artist if I were you) and the ever present ad hominem. The real reason you respond to 'My take ... ' is 'you just can't help yourself', isn't it? If I were critical of another player or if one mark varied from your expert viewpoint you'd be on here as if by force of habit to 'respond' because scrolling by and ignoring 'My take ... ' is much more effort, isn't it?
Christ. It's almost as if the human trait of self-awareness just doesn't exist, isn't it?
PS: You won't make me stop.
pommpey
That was along winded way of saying fuck all.No you haven't. You've just put funny as fuck memes up that no one gets, or finds funny. You've not explained why you believe I apparently have 'an agenda'.
Yeah, you are. Because without prompting, you make this post not about United, or Oliver Norwood, but about me. If that's not trolling, then I don't know what is.
And that's where your analysis varies from mine. He no more makes the team tick as much as he ends up being passed around in midfield and as for range of passing, aside of lumping it to a marked wingback (or sometimes not even that far) or a ten metre back-and-forth training-pass in midfield, for the majority of his time at United we've seen nothing. Recently he's been experimenting with feeding the ball to a running Brewster, an option which has been available quite a lot since he signed. He's also put one or two decent crosses in, which is nice because for the majority of his time at United it's been first man or first row with his delivery into the key areas. Our wingbacks can only do what they can when the ball being pinged at them is so well telegraphed, and that doesn't mean bombing up the line past the two players sent to close them down. I don't have to prove this, Cheeseboard. It happens most matches if you watch.
Yet "He's a good player who makes the team tick and his range of passing is excellent". What the fuck is he doing in our midfield if he can't do the tasks you have listed? Serious question. Sounds like you ARE a fanboy and get all bulgy every time he whacks it out to Bogle or RND.
Or even expecting him to up his game in other areas apart from just being a 'ball kicker', which is effectively the inscription on the medal you place lovingly round his neck.
More, mealy mouthed mardiness by our own resident match reviewer. Except we don't hear much about the match from you, do we? It's just 'the memes' (and I'd sack your graphic artist if I were you) and the ever present ad hominem. The real reason you respond to 'My take ... ' is 'you just can't help yourself', isn't it? If I were critical of another player or if one mark varied from your expert viewpoint you'd be on here as if by force of habit to 'respond' because scrolling by and ignoring 'My take ... ' is much more effort, isn't it?
Christ. It's almost as if the human trait of self-awareness just doesn't exist, isn't it?
PS: You won't make me stop.
pommpey
But there is no agendaNo you haven't. You've just put funny as fuck memes up that no one gets, or finds funny. You've not explained why you believe I apparently have 'an agenda'.
Yeah, you are. Because without prompting, you make this post not about United, or Oliver Norwood, but about me. If that's not trolling, then I don't know what is.
And that's where your analysis varies from mine. He no more makes the team tick as much as he ends up being passed around in midfield and as for range of passing, aside of lumping it to a marked wingback (or sometimes not even that far) or a ten metre back-and-forth training-pass in midfield, for the majority of his time at United we've seen nothing. Recently he's been experimenting with feeding the ball to a running Brewster, an option which has been available quite a lot since he signed. He's also put one or two decent crosses in, which is nice because for the majority of his time at United it's been first man or first row with his delivery into the key areas. Our wingbacks can only do what they can when the ball being pinged at them is so well telegraphed, and that doesn't mean bombing up the line past the two players sent to close them down. I don't have to prove this, Cheeseboard. It happens most matches if you watch.
Yet "He's a good player who makes the team tick and his range of passing is excellent". What the fuck is he doing in our midfield if he can't do the tasks you have listed? Serious question. Sounds like you ARE a fanboy and get all bulgy every time he whacks it out to Bogle or RND.
Or even expecting him to up his game in other areas apart from just being a 'ball kicker', which is effectively the inscription on the medal you place lovingly round his neck.
More, mealy mouthed mardiness by our own resident match reviewer. Except we don't hear much about the match from you, do we? It's just 'the memes' (and I'd sack your graphic artist if I were you) and the ever present ad hominem. The real reason you respond to 'My take ... ' is 'you just can't help yourself', isn't it? If I were critical of another player or if one mark varied from your expert viewpoint you'd be on here as if by force of habit to 'respond' because scrolling by and ignoring 'My take ... ' is much more effort, isn't it?
Christ. It's almost as if the human trait of self-awareness just doesn't exist, isn't it?
PS: You won't make me stop.
pommpey
That was along winded way of saying fuck all.
PS. I'm not trying to make you stop, it's fucking hilarious reading.
again, Jaffs, you're not that good at this 'wry humour' shit, are you
Thanks but I prefer this one...Give this a go, feller.
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Pass it onto Silent afterwards as well. Seems you've got a fanclub. Of two.
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