My take ...

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Enjoyed that pommpey, can’t really fault any of it. Harsh on the forwards, but like you say, it’s hard to mark them up just for being on the pitch.


I’ll not have anyone say a bad word about Michael Doyle!
Absolute charlatan was old Michael Doyle. Only the thought of how bad he was still makes me realise that we are 10x better off now than we were back then.
 
Another deeply disappointing and very predictable outcome. It's no wonder really. We are down on options and down on capability, now playing like the found-out, Championship evel team since the first kick of the ball versus Villa after the lockdown. Aside from small spells of looking like we can do it - Spurs, Chelsea, Man U ... we've been dismal and beaten for ages. Step forward Mr Wilder. This is your shout.

Fulham play a game full of chance, error and some mistakes. It's still 'just-up-from-the-Championship-dice-shaking' but fuck me don't they do it well? White shirt - white shirt - white shirt - white shirt, it is no wonder they out possessed us all fucking game. When we got it it was panic stations and look for the players that weren't there, so pump it long to McPub, the telegraph pole we bought for twenty odd million. Fulham however played it into the spaces we weren't, namely our ineffective, consistently overran midfield. Wilder thought he'd give Norwood a break this eek and start with the frankly useless Lundstram in CM and Basham RM but it was abundantly clear Lundstram is worse than Norwood in that berth and the only player who could fill the requirement was Ampadu. So the swap out happened. It didn't make much difference. The return of Jimmy Fleck from hospital and Ampadu basically covering for Lundstram too meant we were simply - once again - passed around and beaten all ends up in the middle of the park by Loftus-Cheek, Zambo and Reed feeding the dangermen in front of them or just running on past. They are so ineffective, that our only outlet is to pump it long and readers, tonight I counted one header out of about eleven or twelve which went to a green shirt (Fleck, first half) So why fucking do it? Oppositions just know that when he's on the pitch it's 'back to Ramsdale, BOOM! BOING! Thank-you-very-much'. There's a statistic that in our first half, our team

'DIDN'T TOUCH THE BALL IN THE OPPOSITION'S PENALTY AREA IN THE FIRST HALF'

Just hoist that in for a moment. Our strikeforce at the moment is an expensive lanky foul-claimer, a stout, 35 year old veteran, another veteran who kinda plays his own mellow game against the opposition, Billy Whizz with flip-flops on and what looks like a 14 year old schoolkid. Oh, and some fucking fraudulent footballer more keen on fast-food than fast-goals. And we play a system which has three inept individuals who are there to impose and make a difference on the outcome of the game in the middle of the park and a variable backline leaking injuries and confidence. And we can't even get a Sheffield United boot on the ball in 45 minutes, against what will be, one of our main rivals next season for getting back into the Premier League. It's dogshit, with mayo-fucking-nnaise on it.

Second half the changes, even when forced through losing Basham made no difference, in fact it made it worse. Okay, Stevens broke through but did you actually think he'd coolly pick his spot and drill the ball in the far corner? Did anyone think that Norwood's frankly brilliant cross would result in the net bulging? Nah. We are resorting to whinging about what was to me an obvious penalty as some sort of safe mattress to land on to spare our deep seated embarrassment and disappointment at being, once again, rolled over in the flour and batter, and dropped in the oil. We didn't do anything in that 97 minutes to suggest we deserved a result. We were simply crap, again.

Lastly, anyone deluded enough to think that armed with what they think is a Championship set of title-winning galacticos next season needs to have a big old whaft of the freshly ground beans. Playing like we did tonight, against one of our rivals, we're very likely to end up disappointed. We need to shed the deadwood, pay off their mistakenly-signed contracts, and start buying playmakers and goalscorers and play like we did in 2018-19. Right now we are a billion miles away from that and we have a hefty amunt of those players still pulling on a shirt, and the same management team. Blame COVID, narrow margins and 'lack of confidence' all you want, but this is down to them and Wilder, Our team's failures is their fault, and certainly not ours.

Ramsdale 7/10: Thought he had a better game. Good, confident stops and no fuck ups. Distribution was billy bollocks at times though, with most of them going via Pubby's melon or into empty space
Baldock 6/10: Nice to se him back. Aggressive and committed. Hope Furious is one of the players he especially intends to keep next season
Ampadu 5/10: Still working his ticket and hoping for home, back to Chelsea. Better than Lundstram in CM but horrific fuck up with Lookman for their goal
Jagielka 6.5/10: Poor old feller. Shows proper PL defensive class at times with key interceptions and headers, but at times, because he's 52, he's easy to skip round
Bryan 6/10: Didn't think he did too bad. Had his hands full at times with the likes of Cavaliero and Maja, but it was a passable display
Stevens 3/10: Shit finish when clean through. His game was proper Pompey too.
Basham 6/10: You know you'll get 100% out of him, even if RCM is not his bag. And tonight it wasn't, because he had no support or connectivity and was largely firefighting in the centre of the park, trying to get a way forward. Obviously better when CW switched him to RCB
Lundstram 1/10: Very poor, ineffective and frankly switched off performance in both positions. Can't wait for him to fuck off, to be honest. He's gone from Nicky Montgomery to Michael Doyle, in fact, Doyle was possibly better, in honesty
Fleck 4/10: Mysteriously back from hospital when everyone feared the worst. Was this John or was this Jimmy? You decide. I though like Lundstram, there as nothing to show that did anything to make us have an effect. One good free kick in the first half, that was it.
McBurnie 2/10: Pretty abject and no real positive comments. In fact I am wondering why I am giving him '2'. I suppose it's just in case he comes on here full of rage and gets stuck in to me again. '2' is slightly more 'respectful' than '0', I suppose. Tonight he was a fucking phone mast which every green shit bounced the ball off to surrender possession. If you think, with this system and tactics, he will be 'amazing' and 'rip the championship to bits' next season then you need a fucking terror shake. Unless we paly a different system and use him as a proper target man, second ball for striker #2, he's redundant. Twenty million.
Sharp 2/10: As ever, Billy gets a low mark because Billy got no service. You can't give him 7/10 for simply unning after the ball and hooking a cross over the top

Norwood 4/10: Typical weak performance. Two corners - first ma. Next one far post (okay, it found Bryan, but it needs to go into the triangle drawn from penalty area to posts, Gets an additional point for that superlative cross in that Sharp spooned, but I guess that's it for this season. All his fanboys will be hoping he gets kept on next season on that on single flash in the pan, when for the rest of the game he was simply passed around and bullied.
Bogle 7/10: Immediately invoked and should have started in RCM in my humble opinion. He poses far more attacking and positional guile than anyone on the pitch, actually and if any signing Wilder has made has proven himself worthy of the fee, it's him. The goalkeeper challenge was a penalty IMHO. Bogle touched the ball first and the keeper cracked his shins. I think the shysters in Stockley had given up on us by that time and were parked on the pot sliding out a loaf of brown clay because I have no idea what the fuck they were looking at that didn't say 'foul'.

But big deal. We are shit. We lost. Again. I know people say 'you're negative' but where are the positives? There are none, are there. Wilder is like a fucking stuck record both on the field and off the field post match, his signings are failures and his team now patently not good enough for the higher echelons of English football. And if it were Adkins in charge, he'd have been burnt at the stake by now.

Fire away. I'm ready.

pommpey
Yet again absolutely spot on.
It doesn't make for good reading although we've been poor for months of and with no sign of improvement.
The parrot is well and truly dead!
One observation you missed/overlooked (?) occurred from the kickoff that wasn't a kickoff and continued throughout the game and that was Billy and his now constant habit of just trying to kick every opponent that comes near him!
He's like one of those horrible snappy little terrier's the growl and snap at you 😒
And Wilder thinks we did ok does he..... 🤨
 
Worst performance i have seen for a very, very long time and there have been some shockers. Wilder was tactically shit, signed shit player wasting millions and defended that bollocks - not good enough im afraid. Shocking still fuming this morning that Fulham not only out played us looked levels above us.

“Sheff Utd deserve to go down, banking on a long ball and a flick on! Glad football won!”

that sums it up!
 
Another deeply disappointing and very predictable outcome. It's no wonder really. We are down on options and down on capability, now playing like the found-out, Championship evel team since the first kick of the ball versus Villa after the lockdown. Aside from small spells of looking like we can do it - Spurs, Chelsea, Man U ... we've been dismal and beaten for ages. Step forward Mr Wilder. This is your shout.

Fulham play a game full of chance, error and some mistakes. It's still 'just-up-from-the-Championship-dice-shaking' but fuck me don't they do it well? White shirt - white shirt - white shirt - white shirt, it is no wonder they out possessed us all fucking game. When we got it it was panic stations and look for the players that weren't there, so pump it long to McPub, the telegraph pole we bought for twenty odd million. Fulham however played it into the spaces we weren't, namely our ineffective, consistently overran midfield. Wilder thought he'd give Norwood a break this eek and start with the frankly useless Lundstram in CM and Basham RM but it was abundantly clear Lundstram is worse than Norwood in that berth and the only player who could fill the requirement was Ampadu. So the swap out happened. It didn't make much difference. The return of Jimmy Fleck from hospital and Ampadu basically covering for Lundstram too meant we were simply - once again - passed around and beaten all ends up in the middle of the park by Loftus-Cheek, Zambo and Reed feeding the dangermen in front of them or just running on past. They are so ineffective, that our only outlet is to pump it long and readers, tonight I counted one header out of about eleven or twelve which went to a green shirt (Fleck, first half) So why fucking do it? Oppositions just know that when he's on the pitch it's 'back to Ramsdale, BOOM! BOING! Thank-you-very-much'. There's a statistic that in our first half, our team

'DIDN'T TOUCH THE BALL IN THE OPPOSITION'S PENALTY AREA IN THE FIRST HALF'

Just hoist that in for a moment. Our strikeforce at the moment is an expensive lanky foul-claimer, a stout, 35 year old veteran, another veteran who kinda plays his own mellow game against the opposition, Billy Whizz with flip-flops on and what looks like a 14 year old schoolkid. Oh, and some fucking fraudulent footballer more keen on fast-food than fast-goals. And we play a system which has three inept individuals who are there to impose and make a difference on the outcome of the game in the middle of the park and a variable backline leaking injuries and confidence. And we can't even get a Sheffield United boot on the ball in 45 minutes, against what will be, one of our main rivals next season for getting back into the Premier League. It's dogshit, with mayo-fucking-nnaise on it.

Second half the changes, even when forced through losing Basham made no difference, in fact it made it worse. Okay, Stevens broke through but did you actually think he'd coolly pick his spot and drill the ball in the far corner? Did anyone think that Norwood's frankly brilliant cross would result in the net bulging? Nah. We are resorting to whinging about what was to me an obvious penalty as some sort of safe mattress to land on to spare our deep seated embarrassment and disappointment at being, once again, rolled over in the flour and batter, and dropped in the oil. We didn't do anything in that 97 minutes to suggest we deserved a result. We were simply crap, again.

Lastly, anyone deluded enough to think that armed with what they think is a Championship set of title-winning galacticos next season needs to have a big old whaft of the freshly ground beans. Playing like we did tonight, against one of our rivals, we're very likely to end up disappointed. We need to shed the deadwood, pay off their mistakenly-signed contracts, and start buying playmakers and goalscorers and play like we did in 2018-19. Right now we are a billion miles away from that and we have a hefty amunt of those players still pulling on a shirt, and the same management team. Blame COVID, narrow margins and 'lack of confidence' all you want, but this is down to them and Wilder, Our team's failures is their fault, and certainly not ours.

Ramsdale 7/10: Thought he had a better game. Good, confident stops and no fuck ups. Distribution was billy bollocks at times though, with most of them going via Pubby's melon or into empty space
Baldock 6/10: Nice to se him back. Aggressive and committed. Hope Furious is one of the players he especially intends to keep next season
Ampadu 5/10: Still working his ticket and hoping for home, back to Chelsea. Better than Lundstram in CM but horrific fuck up with Lookman for their goal
Jagielka 6.5/10: Poor old feller. Shows proper PL defensive class at times with key interceptions and headers, but at times, because he's 52, he's easy to skip round
Bryan 6/10: Didn't think he did too bad. Had his hands full at times with the likes of Cavaliero and Maja, but it was a passable display
Stevens 3/10: Shit finish when clean through. His game was proper Pompey too.
Basham 6/10: You know you'll get 100% out of him, even if RCM is not his bag. And tonight it wasn't, because he had no support or connectivity and was largely firefighting in the centre of the park, trying to get a way forward. Obviously better when CW switched him to RCB
Lundstram 1/10: Very poor, ineffective and frankly switched off performance in both positions. Can't wait for him to fuck off, to be honest. He's gone from Nicky Montgomery to Michael Doyle, in fact, Doyle was possibly better, in honesty
Fleck 4/10: Mysteriously back from hospital when everyone feared the worst. Was this John or was this Jimmy? You decide. I though like Lundstram, there as nothing to show that did anything to make us have an effect. One good free kick in the first half, that was it.
McBurnie 2/10: Pretty abject and no real positive comments. In fact I am wondering why I am giving him '2'. I suppose it's just in case he comes on here full of rage and gets stuck in to me again. '2' is slightly more 'respectful' than '0', I suppose. Tonight he was a fucking phone mast which every green shit bounced the ball off to surrender possession. If you think, with this system and tactics, he will be 'amazing' and 'rip the championship to bits' next season then you need a fucking terror shake. Unless we paly a different system and use him as a proper target man, second ball for striker #2, he's redundant. Twenty million.
Sharp 2/10: As ever, Billy gets a low mark because Billy got no service. You can't give him 7/10 for simply unning after the ball and hooking a cross over the top

Norwood 4/10: Typical weak performance. Two corners - first ma. Next one far post (okay, it found Bryan, but it needs to go into the triangle drawn from penalty area to posts, Gets an additional point for that superlative cross in that Sharp spooned, but I guess that's it for this season. All his fanboys will be hoping he gets kept on next season on that on single flash in the pan, when for the rest of the game he was simply passed around and bullied.
Bogle 7/10: Immediately invoked and should have started in RCM in my humble opinion. He poses far more attacking and positional guile than anyone on the pitch, actually and if any signing Wilder has made has proven himself worthy of the fee, it's him. The goalkeeper challenge was a penalty IMHO. Bogle touched the ball first and the keeper cracked his shins. I think the shysters in Stockley had given up on us by that time and were parked on the pot sliding out a loaf of brown clay because I have no idea what the fuck they were looking at that didn't say 'foul'.

But big deal. We are shit. We lost. Again. I know people say 'you're negative' but where are the positives? There are none, are there. Wilder is like a fucking stuck record both on the field and off the field post match, his signings are failures and his team now patently not good enough for the higher echelons of English football. And if it were Adkins in charge, he'd have been burnt at the stake by now.

Fire away. I'm ready.

pommpey
And you say Wilder's like a stuck record.
What about your comments in your reports?
Every week the same, 'Norwood not good enough, Stevens useless, hit and hope to McB not working, no goal threat, over-run in midfield.....
.....errrm, oh yeah, ummm, sorry mate.
 
If it was a must win game should start with McGold and Bogle
Lundstrum jogged around the whole game occasionally picked up the ball, lifted his head and looked at the progress on Fulham’s new stand, though that looks impressive and passed the ball back to the full back.
I wonder if he has been working on that pass all week in training
Definitely a penalty, if that was outside the box could have been sent off for violent contact
 
Thanks again Pomps. Absolutely spot on. I wavered in my feelings about Wilder when we saw a slight resurgence but no, he brings back Steven’s and Norwood and control play his love child Lundstram. He’s a busted flush, clearly can’t cut it in the PL and I’m sick to death of his weekly whining. He has to go, I don’t give a shit about spending 2 or 3 seasons rebuilding if that is what it takes but the club and the fans and the players deserve better. How the fuck
Is Brewster and Bogle supposed to gain confidence if they are benched and watching that shower being picked in front of them. Ampadu will be on the phone to his agent desperately trying to get out when he could/should have seen an extra loan or move being good for his career. It is simply disgraceful what we have become. And don’t give me that shit about injuries or JOC being the root cause, any group of players can at least be tactically organised and able to pass the ball around. I think it’s laughable that some people were getting all sniffy about fat Sam possibly coming here - what are we watching now then that is so different?
 
Anyone who thinks this set of turds will do a Norwich next season and run away with the championship are sadly deluded, think about it Fulham are more than likely dropping down with us even though they look twice the team we do. The years of neglect since we were last in the Premier League have certainly taken there toll and are coming home to roost. It will be more than a few seasons for us to get anywhere close to being an established Premier league outfit unless the Prince can persuade his family to redirect some of their wealth our way through him.
 
Our strikeforce at the moment is an expensive lanky foul-claimer, a stout, 35 year old veteran, another veteran who kinda plays his own mellow game against the opposition, Billy Whizz with flip-flops on and what looks like a 14 year old schoolkid. Oh, and some fucking fraudulent footballer more keen on fast-food than fast-goals.

This is my biggest frustration with Wilder (I'm quite forgiving otherwise). For all of our back luck with injuries this season, the strikeforce has been relatively unscathed (Mousset aside, and the odd niggle to the others). I can just about forgive the defensive mistakes and the weak midfield, but there really isn't an excuse for how terrible we look up front, especially given that the warning signs were there last season (top scorer on 5 goals etc.).
 
Another deeply disappointing and very predictable outcome. It's no wonder really. We are down on options and down on capability, now playing like the found-out, Championship evel team since the first kick of the ball versus Villa after the lockdown. Aside from small spells of looking like we can do it - Spurs, Chelsea, Man U ... we've been dismal and beaten for ages. Step forward Mr Wilder. This is your shout.

Fulham play a game full of chance, error and some mistakes. It's still 'just-up-from-the-Championship-dice-shaking' but fuck me don't they do it well? White shirt - white shirt - white shirt - white shirt, it is no wonder they out possessed us all fucking game. When we got it it was panic stations and look for the players that weren't there, so pump it long to McPub, the telegraph pole we bought for twenty odd million. Fulham however played it into the spaces we weren't, namely our ineffective, consistently overran midfield. Wilder thought he'd give Norwood a break this eek and start with the frankly useless Lundstram in CM and Basham RM but it was abundantly clear Lundstram is worse than Norwood in that berth and the only player who could fill the requirement was Ampadu. So the swap out happened. It didn't make much difference. The return of Jimmy Fleck from hospital and Ampadu basically covering for Lundstram too meant we were simply - once again - passed around and beaten all ends up in the middle of the park by Loftus-Cheek, Zambo and Reed feeding the dangermen in front of them or just running on past. They are so ineffective, that our only outlet is to pump it long and readers, tonight I counted one header out of about eleven or twelve which went to a green shirt (Fleck, first half) So why fucking do it? Oppositions just know that when he's on the pitch it's 'back to Ramsdale, BOOM! BOING! Thank-you-very-much'. There's a statistic that in our first half, our team

'DIDN'T TOUCH THE BALL IN THE OPPOSITION'S PENALTY AREA IN THE FIRST HALF'

Just hoist that in for a moment. Our strikeforce at the moment is an expensive lanky foul-claimer, a stout, 35 year old veteran, another veteran who kinda plays his own mellow game against the opposition, Billy Whizz with flip-flops on and what looks like a 14 year old schoolkid. Oh, and some fucking fraudulent footballer more keen on fast-food than fast-goals. And we play a system which has three inept individuals who are there to impose and make a difference on the outcome of the game in the middle of the park and a variable backline leaking injuries and confidence. And we can't even get a Sheffield United boot on the ball in 45 minutes, against what will be, one of our main rivals next season for getting back into the Premier League. It's dogshit, with mayo-fucking-nnaise on it.

Second half the changes, even when forced through losing Basham made no difference, in fact it made it worse. Okay, Stevens broke through but did you actually think he'd coolly pick his spot and drill the ball in the far corner? Did anyone think that Norwood's frankly brilliant cross would result in the net bulging? Nah. We are resorting to whinging about what was to me an obvious penalty as some sort of safe mattress to land on to spare our deep seated embarrassment and disappointment at being, once again, rolled over in the flour and batter, and dropped in the oil. We didn't do anything in that 97 minutes to suggest we deserved a result. We were simply crap, again.

Lastly, anyone deluded enough to think that armed with what they think is a Championship set of title-winning galacticos next season needs to have a big old whaft of the freshly ground beans. Playing like we did tonight, against one of our rivals, we're very likely to end up disappointed. We need to shed the deadwood, pay off their mistakenly-signed contracts, and start buying playmakers and goalscorers and play like we did in 2018-19. Right now we are a billion miles away from that and we have a hefty amunt of those players still pulling on a shirt, and the same management team. Blame COVID, narrow margins and 'lack of confidence' all you want, but this is down to them and Wilder, Our team's failures is their fault, and certainly not ours.

Ramsdale 7/10: Thought he had a better game. Good, confident stops and no fuck ups. Distribution was billy bollocks at times though, with most of them going via Pubby's melon or into empty space
Baldock 6/10: Nice to se him back. Aggressive and committed. Hope Furious is one of the players he especially intends to keep next season
Ampadu 5/10: Still working his ticket and hoping for home, back to Chelsea. Better than Lundstram in CM but horrific fuck up with Lookman for their goal
Jagielka 6.5/10: Poor old feller. Shows proper PL defensive class at times with key interceptions and headers, but at times, because he's 52, he's easy to skip round
Bryan 6/10: Didn't think he did too bad. Had his hands full at times with the likes of Cavaliero and Maja, but it was a passable display
Stevens 3/10: Shit finish when clean through. His game was proper Pompey too.
Basham 6/10: You know you'll get 100% out of him, even if RCM is not his bag. And tonight it wasn't, because he had no support or connectivity and was largely firefighting in the centre of the park, trying to get a way forward. Obviously better when CW switched him to RCB
Lundstram 1/10: Very poor, ineffective and frankly switched off performance in both positions. Can't wait for him to fuck off, to be honest. He's gone from Nicky Montgomery to Michael Doyle, in fact, Doyle was possibly better, in honesty
Fleck 4/10: Mysteriously back from hospital when everyone feared the worst. Was this John or was this Jimmy? You decide. I though like Lundstram, there as nothing to show that did anything to make us have an effect. One good free kick in the first half, that was it.
McBurnie 2/10: Pretty abject and no real positive comments. In fact I am wondering why I am giving him '2'. I suppose it's just in case he comes on here full of rage and gets stuck in to me again. '2' is slightly more 'respectful' than '0', I suppose. Tonight he was a fucking phone mast which every green shit bounced the ball off to surrender possession. If you think, with this system and tactics, he will be 'amazing' and 'rip the championship to bits' next season then you need a fucking terror shake. Unless we paly a different system and use him as a proper target man, second ball for striker #2, he's redundant. Twenty million.
Sharp 2/10: As ever, Billy gets a low mark because Billy got no service. You can't give him 7/10 for simply unning after the ball and hooking a cross over the top

Norwood 4/10: Typical weak performance. Two corners - first ma. Next one far post (okay, it found Bryan, but it needs to go into the triangle drawn from penalty area to posts, Gets an additional point for that superlative cross in that Sharp spooned, but I guess that's it for this season. All his fanboys will be hoping he gets kept on next season on that on single flash in the pan, when for the rest of the game he was simply passed around and bullied.
Bogle 7/10: Immediately invoked and should have started in RCM in my humble opinion. He poses far more attacking and positional guile than anyone on the pitch, actually and if any signing Wilder has made has proven himself worthy of the fee, it's him. The goalkeeper challenge was a penalty IMHO. Bogle touched the ball first and the keeper cracked his shins. I think the shysters in Stockley had given up on us by that time and were parked on the pot sliding out a loaf of brown clay because I have no idea what the fuck they were looking at that didn't say 'foul'.

But big deal. We are shit. We lost. Again. I know people say 'you're negative' but where are the positives? There are none, are there. Wilder is like a fucking stuck record both on the field and off the field post match, his signings are failures and his team now patently not good enough for the higher echelons of English football. And if it were Adkins in charge, he'd have been burnt at the stake by now.

Fire away. I'm ready.

pommpey
Apart from the norwood score I'd agree with most of that.

I can't think of one game when the Sharp / Mcburnie pairing has worked in 18 months. Happy to be corrected though.

I spent the whole of last night waiting for the "mistake" that would blow apart our attempt to gain a point. It was all so predictable. Ampadu this week but it no longer really matters to me who fucks up, it's like groundhog day
 
Nicely measured report given the soft target you didn’t go into an OTT rant - reckon you capture the mood of a lot of us pretty well. Clear that Wilder was focussed on dropping Norwood and his mistakes pre game so he revives the lundstram as cm that he’s tried a few times unsuccessfully. Lundstram takes his chance to do up Wilder like a good un. How many more times does wilder have see that mcburnie and billy doesn’t work. So much rests on the fleetingly present Didsy and it’s ridiculous to be puttting so much on Billy’s shoulders when he was done before the beginning of last season. I do not see the rest of this season going well and United having the all the momentum of a duck feather going into next season. Hard to imagine how it gets worse than this but it’s going to.
 
Can’t argue with any of that, a performance reminicent of 1-0 defeats at Carlisle, Bury and Yeovil under Weir, Adkins and Clough in days gone by.

Although there was only one goal in it and the penalty we should have got may have saved us a point, in reality despite there only being two places between us we were a million miles apart on the pitch.

Echoing others in this thread and elsewhere, why leave McGoldrick and Bogle on the bench for what was effectively our last role of the dice? Why start with a front two that only has one win when started together. I’m firmly in the camp of any striker would find it hard playing in a team like ours, but at least get McGoldrick’s craft and Burke’s lightning pace on to give us a fighting chance.

No idea what Wilder was thinking and where we go from here, although the levels are different it was as bad as the three games I mentioned above and all three were the tipping point where I thought the manager could no longer turn the ship around.
 

McBurnie 2/10: Pretty abject and no real positive comments. In fact I am wondering why I am giving him '2'. I suppose it's just in case he comes on here full of rage and gets stuck in to me again. '2' is slightly more 'respectful' than '0', I suppose. Tonight he was a fucking phone mast which every green shit bounced the ball off to surrender possession. If you think, with this system and tactics, he will be 'amazing' and 'rip the championship to bits' next season then you need a fucking terror shake. Unless we paly a different system and use him as a proper target man, second ball for striker #2, he's redundant. Twenty million.
Sharp 2/10: As ever, Billy gets a low mark because Billy got no service. You can't give him 7/10 for simply running after the ball and hooking a cross over the top

Although they both get 2/10 here, I think you're giving Billy a lot more slack than you give McBurnie. There is absolutely no doubt that we play a different (worse!) style when McBurnie plays, but the blame there should be on WIlder not McBurnie. The stats for the strikers were:

Strikers Ful A.png

This tells some quite clear stories.:

McBurnie got involved a lot but, as you say, the ball bounced off him to the opposition. Only 11 completed passes from 38 touches (25 of which were 'attempted passes'). I'd argue that he can only do as well as the service he gets, and this was terrible all game. Aimless punts for him to try and wrestle and win a header. It clearly doesn't work, yet we persist with it. As was pointed out elsewhere, McBurnie only got one decent pass all game. He took it well, fed Sharp, who fed Stevens...

Sharp had only 9 touches all game. Again, this might be down to service (if we're just aiming at McBurnie's head, what can Sharp do). However, I'm sorry to say that nine touches over 90 minutes is just an absolute waste of a player. When you factor in his 3 offsides and 2 fouls, that's 5 times he gave freekicks away (versus his 4 completed passes). We would have been better off playing one up front and having an extra midfielder (Bogle).

McGoldrick had more involvement than Sharp despite playing only 17 minutes. In game where we were absolutely crying out to be able to hold onto the ball, it was unfathomable why we started with our two least possession-based strikers.

Finally... that 'shots' row. Zero, zero, zero. This was a game that we absolutely had to win to salvage any hope for the season, and not one of our strikers tried a single shot.
 
Another deeply disappointing and very predictable outcome. It's no wonder really. We are down on options and down on capability, now playing like the found-out, Championship evel team since the first kick of the ball versus Villa after the lockdown. Aside from small spells of looking like we can do it - Spurs, Chelsea, Man U ... we've been dismal and beaten for ages. Step forward Mr Wilder. This is your shout.

Fulham play a game full of chance, error and some mistakes. It's still 'just-up-from-the-Championship-dice-shaking' but fuck me don't they do it well? White shirt - white shirt - white shirt - white shirt, it is no wonder they out possessed us all fucking game. When we got it it was panic stations and look for the players that weren't there, so pump it long to McPub, the telegraph pole we bought for twenty odd million. Fulham however played it into the spaces we weren't, namely our ineffective, consistently overran midfield. Wilder thought he'd give Norwood a break this eek and start with the frankly useless Lundstram in CM and Basham RM but it was abundantly clear Lundstram is worse than Norwood in that berth and the only player who could fill the requirement was Ampadu. So the swap out happened. It didn't make much difference. The return of Jimmy Fleck from hospital and Ampadu basically covering for Lundstram too meant we were simply - once again - passed around and beaten all ends up in the middle of the park by Loftus-Cheek, Zambo and Reed feeding the dangermen in front of them or just running on past. They are so ineffective, that our only outlet is to pump it long and readers, tonight I counted one header out of about eleven or twelve which went to a green shirt (Fleck, first half) So why fucking do it? Oppositions just know that when he's on the pitch it's 'back to Ramsdale, BOOM! BOING! Thank-you-very-much'. There's a statistic that in our first half, our team

'DIDN'T TOUCH THE BALL IN THE OPPOSITION'S PENALTY AREA IN THE FIRST HALF'

Just hoist that in for a moment. Our strikeforce at the moment is an expensive lanky foul-claimer, a stout, 35 year old veteran, another veteran who kinda plays his own mellow game against the opposition, Billy Whizz with flip-flops on and what looks like a 14 year old schoolkid. Oh, and some fucking fraudulent footballer more keen on fast-food than fast-goals. And we play a system which has three inept individuals who are there to impose and make a difference on the outcome of the game in the middle of the park and a variable backline leaking injuries and confidence. And we can't even get a Sheffield United boot on the ball in 45 minutes, against what will be, one of our main rivals next season for getting back into the Premier League. It's dogshit, with mayo-fucking-nnaise on it.

Second half the changes, even when forced through losing Basham made no difference, in fact it made it worse. Okay, Stevens broke through but did you actually think he'd coolly pick his spot and drill the ball in the far corner? Did anyone think that Norwood's frankly brilliant cross would result in the net bulging? Nah. We are resorting to whinging about what was to me an obvious penalty as some sort of safe mattress to land on to spare our deep seated embarrassment and disappointment at being, once again, rolled over in the flour and batter, and dropped in the oil. We didn't do anything in that 97 minutes to suggest we deserved a result. We were simply crap, again.

Lastly, anyone deluded enough to think that armed with what they think is a Championship set of title-winning galacticos next season needs to have a big old whaft of the freshly ground beans. Playing like we did tonight, against one of our rivals, we're very likely to end up disappointed. We need to shed the deadwood, pay off their mistakenly-signed contracts, and start buying playmakers and goalscorers and play like we did in 2018-19. Right now we are a billion miles away from that and we have a hefty amunt of those players still pulling on a shirt, and the same management team. Blame COVID, narrow margins and 'lack of confidence' all you want, but this is down to them and Wilder, Our team's failures is their fault, and certainly not ours.

Ramsdale 7/10: Thought he had a better game. Good, confident stops and no fuck ups. Distribution was billy bollocks at times though, with most of them going via Pubby's melon or into empty space
Baldock 6/10: Nice to se him back. Aggressive and committed. Hope Furious is one of the players he especially intends to keep next season
Ampadu 5/10: Still working his ticket and hoping for home, back to Chelsea. Better than Lundstram in CM but horrific fuck up with Lookman for their goal
Jagielka 6.5/10: Poor old feller. Shows proper PL defensive class at times with key interceptions and headers, but at times, because he's 52, he's easy to skip round
Bryan 6/10: Didn't think he did too bad. Had his hands full at times with the likes of Cavaliero and Maja, but it was a passable display
Stevens 3/10: Shit finish when clean through. His game was proper Pompey too.
Basham 6/10: You know you'll get 100% out of him, even if RCM is not his bag. And tonight it wasn't, because he had no support or connectivity and was largely firefighting in the centre of the park, trying to get a way forward. Obviously better when CW switched him to RCB
Lundstram 1/10: Very poor, ineffective and frankly switched off performance in both positions. Can't wait for him to fuck off, to be honest. He's gone from Nicky Montgomery to Michael Doyle, in fact, Doyle was possibly better, in honesty
Fleck 4/10: Mysteriously back from hospital when everyone feared the worst. Was this John or was this Jimmy? You decide. I though like Lundstram, there as nothing to show that did anything to make us have an effect. One good free kick in the first half, that was it.
McBurnie 2/10: Pretty abject and no real positive comments. In fact I am wondering why I am giving him '2'. I suppose it's just in case he comes on here full of rage and gets stuck in to me again. '2' is slightly more 'respectful' than '0', I suppose. Tonight he was a fucking phone mast which every green shit bounced the ball off to surrender possession. If you think, with this system and tactics, he will be 'amazing' and 'rip the championship to bits' next season then you need a fucking terror shake. Unless we paly a different system and use him as a proper target man, second ball for striker #2, he's redundant. Twenty million.
Sharp 2/10: As ever, Billy gets a low mark because Billy got no service. You can't give him 7/10 for simply unning after the ball and hooking a cross over the top

Norwood 4/10: Typical weak performance. Two corners - first ma. Next one far post (okay, it found Bryan, but it needs to go into the triangle drawn from penalty area to posts, Gets an additional point for that superlative cross in that Sharp spooned, but I guess that's it for this season. All his fanboys will be hoping he gets kept on next season on that on single flash in the pan, when for the rest of the game he was simply passed around and bullied.
Bogle 7/10: Immediately invoked and should have started in RCM in my humble opinion. He poses far more attacking and positional guile than anyone on the pitch, actually and if any signing Wilder has made has proven himself worthy of the fee, it's him. The goalkeeper challenge was a penalty IMHO. Bogle touched the ball first and the keeper cracked his shins. I think the shysters in Stockley had given up on us by that time and were parked on the pot sliding out a loaf of brown clay because I have no idea what the fuck they were looking at that didn't say 'foul'.

But big deal. We are shit. We lost. Again. I know people say 'you're negative' but where are the positives? There are none, are there. Wilder is like a fucking stuck record both on the field and off the field post match, his signings are failures and his team now patently not good enough for the higher echelons of English football. And if it were Adkins in charge, he'd have been burnt at the stake by now.

Fire away. I'm ready.

pommpey
Near enough that Pompey looking at things there’s only half a dozen who I’d keep for next season the midfield three can all go and that includes the invisible man Fleck all yesterday’s news.
I thought Rammers had a decent game and Bryan did ok no energy in that midfield
0-10 for Wilder fucking shocking tactics Why!
 
Another deeply disappointing and very predictable outcome. It's no wonder really. We are down on options and down on capability, now playing like the found-out, Championship evel team since the first kick of the ball versus Villa after the lockdown. Aside from small spells of looking like we can do it - Spurs, Chelsea, Man U ... we've been dismal and beaten for ages. Step forward Mr Wilder. This is your shout.

Fulham play a game full of chance, error and some mistakes. It's still 'just-up-from-the-Championship-dice-shaking' but fuck me don't they do it well? White shirt - white shirt - white shirt - white shirt, it is no wonder they out possessed us all fucking game. When we got it it was panic stations and look for the players that weren't there, so pump it long to McPub, the telegraph pole we bought for twenty odd million. Fulham however played it into the spaces we weren't, namely our ineffective, consistently overran midfield. Wilder thought he'd give Norwood a break this eek and start with the frankly useless Lundstram in CM and Basham RM but it was abundantly clear Lundstram is worse than Norwood in that berth and the only player who could fill the requirement was Ampadu. So the swap out happened. It didn't make much difference. The return of Jimmy Fleck from hospital and Ampadu basically covering for Lundstram too meant we were simply - once again - passed around and beaten all ends up in the middle of the park by Loftus-Cheek, Zambo and Reed feeding the dangermen in front of them or just running on past. They are so ineffective, that our only outlet is to pump it long and readers, tonight I counted one header out of about eleven or twelve which went to a green shirt (Fleck, first half) So why fucking do it? Oppositions just know that when he's on the pitch it's 'back to Ramsdale, BOOM! BOING! Thank-you-very-much'. There's a statistic that in our first half, our team

'DIDN'T TOUCH THE BALL IN THE OPPOSITION'S PENALTY AREA IN THE FIRST HALF'

Just hoist that in for a moment. Our strikeforce at the moment is an expensive lanky foul-claimer, a stout, 35 year old veteran, another veteran who kinda plays his own mellow game against the opposition, Billy Whizz with flip-flops on and what looks like a 14 year old schoolkid. Oh, and some fucking fraudulent footballer more keen on fast-food than fast-goals. And we play a system which has three inept individuals who are there to impose and make a difference on the outcome of the game in the middle of the park and a variable backline leaking injuries and confidence. And we can't even get a Sheffield United boot on the ball in 45 minutes, against what will be, one of our main rivals next season for getting back into the Premier League. It's dogshit, with mayo-fucking-nnaise on it.

Second half the changes, even when forced through losing Basham made no difference, in fact it made it worse. Okay, Stevens broke through but did you actually think he'd coolly pick his spot and drill the ball in the far corner? Did anyone think that Norwood's frankly brilliant cross would result in the net bulging? Nah. We are resorting to whinging about what was to me an obvious penalty as some sort of safe mattress to land on to spare our deep seated embarrassment and disappointment at being, once again, rolled over in the flour and batter, and dropped in the oil. We didn't do anything in that 97 minutes to suggest we deserved a result. We were simply crap, again.

Lastly, anyone deluded enough to think that armed with what they think is a Championship set of title-winning galacticos next season needs to have a big old whaft of the freshly ground beans. Playing like we did tonight, against one of our rivals, we're very likely to end up disappointed. We need to shed the deadwood, pay off their mistakenly-signed contracts, and start buying playmakers and goalscorers and play like we did in 2018-19. Right now we are a billion miles away from that and we have a hefty amunt of those players still pulling on a shirt, and the same management team. Blame COVID, narrow margins and 'lack of confidence' all you want, but this is down to them and Wilder, Our team's failures is their fault, and certainly not ours.

Ramsdale 7/10: Thought he had a better game. Good, confident stops and no fuck ups. Distribution was billy bollocks at times though, with most of them going via Pubby's melon or into empty space
Baldock 6/10: Nice to se him back. Aggressive and committed. Hope Furious is one of the players he especially intends to keep next season
Ampadu 5/10: Still working his ticket and hoping for home, back to Chelsea. Better than Lundstram in CM but horrific fuck up with Lookman for their goal
Jagielka 6.5/10: Poor old feller. Shows proper PL defensive class at times with key interceptions and headers, but at times, because he's 52, he's easy to skip round
Bryan 6/10: Didn't think he did too bad. Had his hands full at times with the likes of Cavaliero and Maja, but it was a passable display
Stevens 3/10: Shit finish when clean through. His game was proper Pompey too.
Basham 6/10: You know you'll get 100% out of him, even if RCM is not his bag. And tonight it wasn't, because he had no support or connectivity and was largely firefighting in the centre of the park, trying to get a way forward. Obviously better when CW switched him to RCB
Lundstram 1/10: Very poor, ineffective and frankly switched off performance in both positions. Can't wait for him to fuck off, to be honest. He's gone from Nicky Montgomery to Michael Doyle, in fact, Doyle was possibly better, in honesty
Fleck 4/10: Mysteriously back from hospital when everyone feared the worst. Was this John or was this Jimmy? You decide. I though like Lundstram, there as nothing to show that did anything to make us have an effect. One good free kick in the first half, that was it.
McBurnie 2/10: Pretty abject and no real positive comments. In fact I am wondering why I am giving him '2'. I suppose it's just in case he comes on here full of rage and gets stuck in to me again. '2' is slightly more 'respectful' than '0', I suppose. Tonight he was a fucking phone mast which every green shit bounced the ball off to surrender possession. If you think, with this system and tactics, he will be 'amazing' and 'rip the championship to bits' next season then you need a fucking terror shake. Unless we paly a different system and use him as a proper target man, second ball for striker #2, he's redundant. Twenty million.
Sharp 2/10: As ever, Billy gets a low mark because Billy got no service. You can't give him 7/10 for simply unning after the ball and hooking a cross over the top

Norwood 4/10: Typical weak performance. Two corners - first ma. Next one far post (okay, it found Bryan, but it needs to go into the triangle drawn from penalty area to posts, Gets an additional point for that superlative cross in that Sharp spooned, but I guess that's it for this season. All his fanboys will be hoping he gets kept on next season on that on single flash in the pan, when for the rest of the game he was simply passed around and bullied.
Bogle 7/10: Immediately invoked and should have started in RCM in my humble opinion. He poses far more attacking and positional guile than anyone on the pitch, actually and if any signing Wilder has made has proven himself worthy of the fee, it's him. The goalkeeper challenge was a penalty IMHO. Bogle touched the ball first and the keeper cracked his shins. I think the shysters in Stockley had given up on us by that time and were parked on the pot sliding out a loaf of brown clay because I have no idea what the fuck they were looking at that didn't say 'foul'.

But big deal. We are shit. We lost. Again. I know people say 'you're negative' but where are the positives? There are none, are there. Wilder is like a fucking stuck record both on the field and off the field post match, his signings are failures and his team now patently not good enough for the higher echelons of English football. And if it were Adkins in charge, he'd have been burnt at the stake by now.

Fire away. I'm ready.

pommpey
So Norwood created our best chance with one corner, put in the best cross of the game, was generally neat and tidy in the short time he was on the pitch but gets a 4?

Giving low ratings to players you don't like is embarrassing.
 
Although they both get 2/10 here, I think you're giving Billy a lot more slack than you give McBurnie. There is absolutely no doubt that we play a different (worse!) style when McBurnie plays, but the blame there should be on WIlder not McBurnie. The stats for the strikers were:

View attachment 106111

This tells some quite clear stories.:

McBurnie got involved a lot but, as you say, the ball bounced off him to the opposition. Only 11 completed passes from 38 touches (25 of which were 'attempted passes'). I'd argue that he can only do as well as the service he gets, and this was terrible all game. Aimless punts for him to try and wrestle and win a header. It clearly doesn't work, yet we persist with it. As was pointed out elsewhere, McBurnie only got one decent pass all game. He took it well, fed Sharp, who fed Stevens...

Sharp had only 9 touches all game. Again, this might be down to service (if we're just aiming at McBurnie's head, what can Sharp do). However, I'm sorry to say that nine touches over 90 minutes is just an absolute waste of a player. When you factor in his 3 offsides and 2 fouls, that's 5 times he gave freekicks away (versus his 4 completed passes). We would have been better off playing one up front and having an extra midfielder (Bogle).

McGoldrick had more involvement than Sharp despite playing only 17 minutes. In game where we were absolutely crying out to be able to hold onto the ball, it was unfathomable why we started with our two least possession-based strikers.

Finally... that 'shots' row. Zero, zero, zero. This was a game that we absolutely had to win to salvage any hope for the season, and not one of our strikers tried a single shot.

Hang on. Are you reading those stats different from what I am? It says 7 completed passes and 11 headers won? Of those headers won, just one (to Fleck) were 'completed'. And the way you cite things, the only reason he didn't have a decent pass rate is because he received shit passes. Whilst that might hold some water, it doesn't account for the rest of his game.

McBurnie needs to be in the penalty area when we cross the halfway line, not being someone we aimlessly and hopefully bounce the ball off and surrender possession, and not some anciliary midfield player as he seemed to want to be vs West Ham. We signed him on the stamp of his goals for Swansea. So far, that has been abject.

When we pretend our lineup is 3-5-2 when in actual fact it is 5-3-2 even on attack then the front two are supported by a pretty unimaginative and underperforming midfield comprising mainly of a switched off Lundstram, an incapable Norwood and an ailing Fleck which are most of the time no more forward than ten to fifteen metres than our five man backline. Great if you are defending a 1-0 lead against Man U and its 70:00 on the clock. Not so good any other time.

pommpey
 
So Norwood created our best chance with one corner, put in the best cross of the game, was generally neat and tidy in the short time he was on the pitch but gets a 4?

Giving low ratings to players you don't like is embarrassing.

Neat and tidy? He was characteristically playing like a fucking traffic cone, bustled out of possession and reverting to making space for himself unchallenged and doing what he likes to do, clip the ball across the backline for more Wilderball.

I knew the fanclub would be out in full effect thanks to that cross. You've been absent for a while, certainly since last season and that wonderful ball to Baldock on the far wing between two opposition players.

Next season we'll have to wait until after Xmas for another and we can all high five it and cheer his existence in red and white, huh?

And no. I don't 'don't like' Oliver Norwood. I just don't rate him as a Premier League player. I think he lacks the physicality, guile. skillsets, vision, speed of thought and capability to make any mark in any game played at this level. If you disagree, I have a big old fucking list here of his fuckups and failures since Wolves at home you might want to explain.

Last night though, four out of ten. One more than he would have got had he not put that cross in.

pommpey
 
Neat and tidy? He was characteristically playing like a fucking traffic cone, bustled out of possession and reverting to making space for himself unchallenged and doing what he likes to do, clip the ball across the backline for more Wilderball.

I knew the fanclub would be out in full effect thanks to that cross. You've been absent for a while, certainly since last season and that wonderful ball to Baldock on the far wing between two opposition players.

Next season we'll have to wait until after Xmas for another and we can all high five it and cheer his existence in red and white, huh?

And no. I don't 'don't like' Oliver Norwood. I just don't rate him as a Premier League player. I think he lacks the physicality, guile. skillsets, vision, speed of thought and capability to make any mark in any game played at this level. If you disagree, I have a big old fucking list here of his fuckups and failures since Wolves at home you might want to explain.

Last night though, four out of ten. One more than he would have got had he not put that cross in.

pommpey
Fanclub? The cringe on this forum sometimes is unreal. We'll be talking about the Shakey Jakey's next.
 
Well, it's you making statements like:

Giving low ratings to players you don't like is embarrassing.

When Norwood has been playing ineffectively in on of the key positions on the pitch. He puts one cross in, and completes one or two passes and suddenly you think I should be giving him high marks and don't do so because I 'don't like' him.

I'll repeat: I don't rate him as a Premiership player. Brighton and the team he played last night had a point when they ditched him and Wilder was at fault again when he didn't do the same.

Yet you think he's done better. How so?

It's you suggesting I have a personal vendetta against him.

No idea what 'Shakey Jakey' is.

pommpey
 
Hang on. Are you reading those stats different from what I am? It says 7 completed passes and 11 headers won? Of those headers won, just one (to Fleck) were 'completed'. And the way you cite things, the only reason he didn't have a decent pass rate is because he received shit passes. Whilst that might hold some water, it doesn't account for the rest of his game.

McBurnie needs to be in the penalty area when we cross the halfway line, not being someone we aimlessly and hopefully bounce the ball off and surrender possession, and not some anciliary midfield player as he seemed to want to be vs West Ham. We signed him on the stamp of his goals for Swansea. So far, that has been abject.

When we pretend our lineup is 3-5-2 when in actual fact it is 5-3-2 even on attack then the front two are supported by a pretty unimaginative and underperforming midfield comprising mainly of a switched off Lundstram, an incapable Norwood and an ailing Fleck which are most of the time no more forward than ten to fifteen metres than our five man backline. Great if you are defending a 1-0 lead against Man U and its 70:00 on the clock. Not so good any other time.

pommpey
The analytics team pick up a lot more than what you see from your armchair which is why I always find your reports cringeworthy to read.
 
Another spot on review Pommpey. Hard to disagree with any of it.
My strategy for watching last night was to pour myself a very large brandy. For every shot we had I was going to take a sip. In the unlikely event of us scoring I was going to neck the whole glass.
It will be no surprise to anyone that by half time I didn't touch the glass!
 
Although they both get 2/10 here, I think you're giving Billy a lot more slack than you give McBurnie. There is absolutely no doubt that we play a different (worse!) style when McBurnie plays, but the blame there should be on WIlder not McBurnie. The stats for the strikers were:

View attachment 106111

This tells some quite clear stories.:

McBurnie got involved a lot but, as you say, the ball bounced off him to the opposition. Only 11 completed passes from 38 touches (25 of which were 'attempted passes'). I'd argue that he can only do as well as the service he gets, and this was terrible all game. Aimless punts for him to try and wrestle and win a header. It clearly doesn't work, yet we persist with it. As was pointed out elsewhere, McBurnie only got one decent pass all game. He took it well, fed Sharp, who fed Stevens...

Sharp had only 9 touches all game. Again, this might be down to service (if we're just aiming at McBurnie's head, what can Sharp do). However, I'm sorry to say that nine touches over 90 minutes is just an absolute waste of a player. When you factor in his 3 offsides and 2 fouls, that's 5 times he gave freekicks away (versus his 4 completed passes). We would have been better off playing one up front and having an extra midfielder (Bogle).

McGoldrick had more involvement than Sharp despite playing only 17 minutes. In game where we were absolutely crying out to be able to hold onto the ball, it was unfathomable why we started with our two least possession-based strikers.

Finally... that 'shots' row. Zero, zero, zero. This was a game that we absolutely had to win to salvage any hope for the season, and not one of our strikers tried a single shot.
Thank the Lord there is someone else in Sheffield that knows McBurnie is NOT the problem he was much more involved in the game than Sharp yet gets all the abuse and criticism, and this is no criticism of Billy chasing balls down the channels or flick on's has never ever been his strong point. You have to say the players we have are not being played to their strengths due to the rigid tactics and bizarre team selections from Chris Wilder.
 
Michael Doyle is 3 times the player lundstrum is ..

I really wish he would fuck off... It's the icing on the cake this season been so poor yet he gets picked above players like mcgoldrick, osborn or bogle who all actually care and give there all..

Were down but I'd rather play players now , who give a toss about the club
 
By the way 'terror shake' is a naval term.

When your watch relief is characteristically one of those shits who acknowledges their consciousness when you shake them for a night watch and simply rolls over and gets his fat napper down again, you are not-too-small-amount-at-all unimpressed at his tardiness. So the next shake they get is an uncompromisingly brutal one ... one which involves some fierce physical shaking, loud gestures, sometimes violence, slapping, sometimes physically being hauled from your bunk onto the deck. It certainly focusses your attention on getting your shit together, ready for your watch. You lazy fucking cunt.

I have had a few terror shakes, sometimes unrequited because usually I would set my alarm rather than be a recipient. Terror shakes aren't nice.

pommpey
That was just Part 1. Part 2 came at the Thursday night NAAFI Bop. All outstanding issues were sorted out then! Good old un-precious days. Btw, Blades were shite last night weren't we.
 

The analytics team pick up a lot more than what you see from your armchair which is why I always find your reports cringeworthy to read.
Don't read them, then. Sorted.

And 'cringeworthy'? Really?

You and your 'till the day I stop breathing' bladeyness?

I'm really starting to think someone has hijacked Silents account, you know. An adolescent girl or summat.

You're not who you used to be.

A bit like United, in fact.

pommpey
 

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