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Blimey. I am a fucking nervous wreck after that. I wanted us to run out consummate winners, with all players once again coming up in the high out of tens, just because ... well, because we'd deserve it, maybe. I wanted it to be a mauling for fat Sam's lot, for us to have maybe four, five goals in the bag and Wilder to put the kids on to run about. We all wanted the win because of what it meant to us the supporters and the club and it's players. How they went about it and got that though was typically United, wasn't it? Some bloke once said 'If we're gonna do it, we'll do it the hard way, eh?' and some other bloke sampled him saying it and stuck it over the instrumental bit of a crappy, stylised cover version of a Beatles song once. And tonight, we did just that. You can't beat a mucky victory, one where it never looks like you're gonna score but it manages to end up in the net after you have slung everything at them. I have always said if you give Billy Sharp not even half a chance ... possibly a quarter of one and it has half a foot of space attached to it, it will be the most fatal mistake you'll make. That goal was the biggest 'Sit down, Brewster' message ever, and one to show the young lad that 'this is what being a centre forward is'. Brewster, take note. Billy has another year or two in him yet.

We also look a shade better at the back, provided we aren't pressured like the break that led to their goal. Quite aside from Ramsdale's E minus 'save' onto the feet of the WBA attacker, the defence just looked static when the threat was evident. Ramsdale didn't have much to do all game in fact and should have done better with that save, but showed remarkable reflexes to palm away that close range effort, even if it was offside (it's a bit like celebrating a wank, my mate said of it when I opined it was a cracking stop)

Shame to lose Furious and I hope he recovers quick because Lowe's first touch was abysmal. His crossing is helmet-cheese also. The midfield still worries me somewhat. I looked into it in the first half when we were playing heaps of Wilderball down on this left flank and there was a fucking great big hole in the middle where a square ball should find Norwood in space to advance on goal or lay in the two strikers. But he is pinned at the back playing stand in Centre Back waiting for the advance to come all the way back to him and across. It was trying to get it down the flank via Billy that led to us losing the ball, and their goal (I think). Yeah, we have 70% possession, but making use of that is the key and fat Sam had that first half all sewn up. Mop us up and hit us on the break. Second half we still tried it and then CW adjusted it and we started to make more use of space, at first to no avail, but the chances mounted up - you just knew we'd score. Good to see that we didn't contract either and went for the second. As said, a deserved, hard fought three points. Maybe we might get something out of the Chelsea game ... I have my fingers crossed.

Ramsdale 5/10: I have to give him that. Came and collected well in the first bit of the first half, but fucking hell ... palming it out like he did was seriously non-league goalkeeping and unforgivable. And second half some of his punches were iffy as fuck and could have gone anywhere. Top save close in, but that was a 'numbers game' stop, and offside anyway.
Baldock 6/10: Usual Furious stuff from George. Odd to see him in an advanced position over in the opposite midfield area at times. He did give the ball away cheaply once as well. His injury looks worrying - he's not the sort to call in sick, is he? Looked like he was hobbling a bit in the first half too.
Basham 9/10: Drops a point because he too was guilty of a stray ball or two, but face it, Bash's back. He has such a nuanced eye for how the game is played and the art of the possible. Lovely touch on the ball and a measured cross into danger for our second. Love this bloke. He is a Bookeresque legend in red and white. Great performance today, and his heading has improved too.
Egan 7/10: Sound, solidity at the back and now looking like he and Ampadu have some sort of understanding between them. He is less worried who is playing on his left now and it shows
Ampadu 7.5/10: Thought he looked a lot more composed than he has in the recent past and strange, one of our long range cracks on target comes from - our LCB.
Bogle 7.5/10: Really improving in his unfamiliar LWB position and obviously better in his RWB. I still think he is a potential right winger in a four man midfield. Took his goal exceptionally well and is a sneaky menace in the box, much like Kieron Freeman used to be
Lundstram 6/10: Acceptable workmanlike performance and did what it says on the wrapper. Looks like we are stuck with him
Norwood 6/10: First half was quite involved and his two consecutive corners were the best I have seen him put in since Wolves at home last year. But that free kick was one of those stubborn, Chappie-smelling, mahogany coloured, dog turds, which highly-annoying, yappy Jack Russells push out of their rear-ends with a tremble and whimper. And that aggressive, 'wipe-your-paws-on-the-grass' manoeuvre they fucking do, post dump. Second half I didn't see much of him TBH (cue: 'You fucking kidding? He was all over the pitch like Muhammad Ali's autograph!")
Fleck 6.5/10: Sorry for dropping him a couple of marks here. Although he dug out and got stuck in generally, he did give the ball away a lot tonight with sloppy passes. I hope Jimmy Fleck isn't coming back.
McGoldrick 8/10: Again - he's the solution to every ball knocked long or loose in the fray. He captures the ball, runs with it, passes effectively and pulls the operational end of Sheffield United together like a Sergeant in the battlefield. You can see that even for advancing age and lack of speed, oppositions fear his guile and footballing prowess.
Sharp 7.5/10: Good old Billy Sharp. For much of the game he was feeding off scraps and half chances. Odds are then are that if you give him enough of them, he'll punish you for it. His ability to just stick a toe onto a loose ball and it ends up in the net is uncanny, but he's built an entire career on it.

Lowe 5.5/10: His first touch was a pass to them but he slowly came into the game, even if he Kozluked a cross into the kop
McPub 4/10: Typically Pubby McPub for much of his attacking ventures. Clumsy and wasteful, much better as a defender where I'd say he's as good as anything we have back there.
Burke Unmarked: Wanted him to score
Brewster: Poor kid. Get dressed, son.

Wilder 10/10: Well done feller.

So, we are on a run now, or sorts and tucked up behind West Brom with the possibility of overhauling them if fat Sam can't turn things round for the Bogies. He does look in trouble, as his team is essentially as weak as nun's piss, with no sign of improvement. We'll be down with them next season but I can't envision any PL team coming in and raiding their pantry either. For us however, it may be a different story, losing Berge, Egan, O'Connell ... possibly Baldock and maybe Norwood to Hallamshire Celtic, Brunsmeer Juniors or Throstles. Ramsdale will end up pricing up on biscuits and crisps in Asdas near Millhouses, Moussett upside down in a tree on the Woodhead pass (still in his car) and Brewster sat at home on his X Box, his mum having forgot to tell him that bloke Chris phoned him last week asking where the fuck he was.

pommpey
I ❤️ You pommpey. You doubled m’d bastard Xxx
 

Sez oddbin bloke with nowt better to do than follow someone around on a football messageboard. Mad as a box of frogs. Sure.

pommpey
I haven’t got owt else better to do at 12 o’clock and by the looks of it neither have you. And to be honest you are far too entertaining to do anything else. You have genuinely made my night I don’t usually read your takes but I am going to make an effort to do so in future.
Great entertainment, bravo.
 
I think judging on your reaction, you can figure that out for yourself. If you understand the game at all...

No, no. The floor is yours, Sir Alf.

Tell us why not Norwood 6 and McBurnie 4.

You know you want to.

pommpey
 
Was the TV a 1984 black and white jobby with a dodgy ariel? Because then I'd forgive some of your ratings. 🤣 Obviously anyone commenting on this did watch it. Otherwise they'd be an oblivious gobshite. Now...what car do you drive?
Ariel ???
 
I haven’t got owt else better to do at 12 o’clock and by the looks of it neither have you. And to be honest you are far too entertaining to do anything else. You have genuinely made my night I don’t usually read your takes but I am going to make an effort to do so in future.
Great entertainment, bravo.

Sorry - two things

1. Is that a veiled threat?

2. I thought you professed you didn't really like the stuff I put up in 'My Take ...'?

My. This is interesting. So are you. Congratulations. We have successfully got off the game and now we are talking about you, now! Hurrah.

pommpey
 
Sorry - two things

1. Is that a veiled threat?

2. I thought you professed you didn't really like the stuff I put up in 'My Take ...'?

My. This is interesting. So are you. Congratulations. We have successfully got off the game and now we are talking about you, now! Hurrah.

pommpey
A veiled threat 😂😂 fantastic.

I never said I didn’t like it I said I didn’t really read it. The is a subtle difference, anyway that’s by the by now. I’m going to read it and read it intently I may even read it sternly depends what threatening mood I’m in.
 
My take ,very harsh on Fleck and McBurnie. Not convinced with Lowe ,but where you mention his cross into the kop ,I would mention the 2 very good crosses he put into the box. Thats where we differ I suppose. If we had a half full pint I know which would be mine.
 
A veiled threat 😂😂 fantastic.

I never said I didn’t like it I said I didn’t really read it. The is a subtle difference, anyway that’s by the by now. I’m going to read it and read it intently I may even read it sternly depends what threatening mood I’m in.

Oh, I can't fucking wait. It will be worth typing it it up, just for you!

Until post-Chelsea, then?

pommpey
 
I think Fleck was hampered first half by Bogle being right footed. At least he could pass the ball to Lowe tight on the wing (even if he then just bollocked him straight afterwards for choosing the wrong option!).

I think Bogle can use both feet hes scored a couple with his left the one tonight was with his left and Ive noiticed when hes playing RWB he likes to cut in and shoot with his left
 

Okay, so you're a big fan. So far this season, for his big fee and wage, he's done fuck all. Tonight, he was clumsy, lost the ball a lot and pretty ineffective in the penalty area. He was, however (and remains) good in defence. Happy?

Why is Norwood not a 6? I don’t even know where to start.

Try. It might help, you know. Let the anger out.

pommpey
 
Why? You were one of the main protagonists. 'My take ... ' is about the match, not me. Seems like some can't forulate any clear thoughts about what happened during the 90 minutes, so it's easier to spout shit about me. Why are you here, anyway? You've serially made your point.



So Norwood had a great game at Palace, Spurs, Southampton, did he? He was better tonight than he was in those games. Marginally.

And Wilder did have a blinder. Which is why I gave him 10/10

pommpey
You are literally the only one making it all about you. It’s always fun to come back because your reactions to others are hilarious.

I never said he was great in those games. I do think that he was better in those games though, Tottenham aside. Tonight and the Spurs game he wasn’t very good at all, and was rightly dragged off and we improved. I disagree that Norwood in that 1st half after being partially to blame for the goal, was better than McBurnie who was a part of the team that turned the game around. He wasn’t exceptional but it was a positive cameo overall.

Re: Wilder, yes I was agreeing with your mark, but interested to know what made you give him 10/10? Since the subs were the worst marks?
 

Blimey. I am a fucking nervous wreck after that. I wanted us to run out consummate winners, with all players once again coming up in the high out of tens, just because ... well, because we'd deserve it, maybe. I wanted it to be a mauling for fat Sam's lot, for us to have maybe four, five goals in the bag and Wilder to put the kids on to run about. We all wanted the win because of what it meant to us the supporters and the club and it's players. How they went about it and got that though was typically United, wasn't it? Some bloke once said 'If we're gonna do it, we'll do it the hard way, eh?' and some other bloke sampled him saying it and stuck it over the instrumental bit of a crappy, stylised cover version of a Beatles song once. And tonight, we did just that. You can't beat a mucky victory, one where it never looks like you're gonna score but it manages to end up in the net after you have slung everything at them. I have always said if you give Billy Sharp not even half a chance ... possibly a quarter of one and it has half a foot of space attached to it, it will be the most fatal mistake you'll make. That goal was the biggest 'Sit down, Brewster' message ever, and one to show the young lad that 'this is what being a centre forward is'. Brewster, take note. Billy has another year or two in him yet.

We also look a shade better at the back, provided we aren't pressured like the break that led to their goal. Quite aside from Ramsdale's E minus 'save' onto the feet of the WBA attacker, the defence just looked static when the threat was evident. Ramsdale didn't have much to do all game in fact and should have done better with that save, but showed remarkable reflexes to palm away that close range effort, even if it was offside (it's a bit like celebrating a wank, my mate said of it when I opined it was a cracking stop)

Shame to lose Furious and I hope he recovers quick because Lowe's first touch was abysmal. His crossing is helmet-cheese also. The midfield still worries me somewhat. I looked into it in the first half when we were playing heaps of Wilderball down on this left flank and there was a fucking great big hole in the middle where a square ball should find Norwood in space to advance on goal or lay in the two strikers. But he is pinned at the back playing stand in Centre Back waiting for the advance to come all the way back to him and across. It was trying to get it down the flank via Billy that led to us losing the ball, and their goal (I think). Yeah, we have 70% possession, but making use of that is the key and fat Sam had that first half all sewn up. Mop us up and hit us on the break. Second half we still tried it and then CW adjusted it and we started to make more use of space, at first to no avail, but the chances mounted up - you just knew we'd score. Good to see that we didn't contract either and went for the second. As said, a deserved, hard fought three points. Maybe we might get something out of the Chelsea game ... I have my fingers crossed.

Ramsdale 5/10: I have to give him that. Came and collected well in the first bit of the first half, but fucking hell ... palming it out like he did was seriously non-league goalkeeping and unforgivable. And second half some of his punches were iffy as fuck and could have gone anywhere. Top save close in, but that was a 'numbers game' stop, and offside anyway.
Baldock 6/10: Usual Furious stuff from George. Odd to see him in an advanced position over in the opposite midfield area at times. He did give the ball away cheaply once as well. His injury looks worrying - he's not the sort to call in sick, is he? Looked like he was hobbling a bit in the first half too.
Basham 9/10: Drops a point because he too was guilty of a stray ball or two, but face it, Bash's back. He has such a nuanced eye for how the game is played and the art of the possible. Lovely touch on the ball and a measured cross into danger for our second. Love this bloke. He is a Bookeresque legend in red and white. Great performance today, and his heading has improved too.
Egan 7/10: Sound, solidity at the back and now looking like he and Ampadu have some sort of understanding between them. He is less worried who is playing on his left now and it shows
Ampadu 7.5/10: Thought he looked a lot more composed than he has in the recent past and strange, one of our long range cracks on target comes from - our LCB.
Bogle 7.5/10: Really improving in his unfamiliar LWB position and obviously better in his RWB. I still think he is a potential right winger in a four man midfield. Took his goal exceptionally well and is a sneaky menace in the box, much like Kieron Freeman used to be
Lundstram 6/10: Acceptable workmanlike performance and did what it says on the wrapper. Looks like we are stuck with him
Norwood 6/10: First half was quite involved and his two consecutive corners were the best I have seen him put in since Wolves at home last year. But that free kick was one of those stubborn, Chappie-smelling, mahogany coloured, dog turds, which highly-annoying, yappy Jack Russells push out of their rear-ends with a tremble and whimper. And that aggressive, 'wipe-your-paws-on-the-grass' manoeuvre they fucking do, post dump. Second half I didn't see much of him TBH (cue: 'You fucking kidding? He was all over the pitch like Muhammad Ali's autograph!")
Fleck 6.5/10: Sorry for dropping him a couple of marks here. Although he dug out and got stuck in generally, he did give the ball away a lot tonight with sloppy passes. I hope Jimmy Fleck isn't coming back.
McGoldrick 8/10: Again - he's the solution to every ball knocked long or loose in the fray. He captures the ball, runs with it, passes effectively and pulls the operational end of Sheffield United together like a Sergeant in the battlefield. You can see that even for advancing age and lack of speed, oppositions fear his guile and footballing prowess.
Sharp 7.5/10: Good old Billy Sharp. For much of the game he was feeding off scraps and half chances. Odds are then are that if you give him enough of them, he'll punish you for it. His ability to just stick a toe onto a loose ball and it ends up in the net is uncanny, but he's built an entire career on it.

Lowe 5.5/10: His first touch was a pass to them but he slowly came into the game, even if he Kozluked a cross into the kop
McPub 4/10: Typically Pubby McPub for much of his attacking ventures. Clumsy and wasteful, much better as a defender where I'd say he's as good as anything we have back there.
Burke Unmarked: Wanted him to score
Brewster: Poor kid. Get dressed, son.

Wilder 10/10: Well done feller.

So, we are on a run now, or sorts and tucked up behind West Brom with the possibility of overhauling them if fat Sam can't turn things round for the Bogies. He does look in trouble, as his team is essentially as weak as nun's piss, with no sign of improvement. We'll be down with them next season but I can't envision any PL team coming in and raiding their pantry either. For us however, it may be a different story, losing Berge, Egan, O'Connell ... possibly Baldock and maybe Norwood to Hallamshire Celtic, Brunsmeer Juniors or Throstles. Ramsdale will end up pricing up on biscuits and crisps in Asdas near Millhouses, Moussett upside down in a tree on the Woodhead pass (still in his car) and Brewster sat at home on his X Box, his mum having forgot to tell him that bloke Chris phoned him last week asking where the fuck he was.

pommpey

Stopped reading when you gave Norwood a higher score than Ramsdale you utter clown!
 
I think Bogle can use both feet hes scored a couple with his left the one tonight was with his left and Ive noiticed when hes playing RWB he likes to cut in and shoot with his left
He’s 2 footed but naturally right footed. I understand why Wilder likes lefties on the left because it gives natural width. The amount of times we didn’t get a cross in first half was due to Ampadu and Bogle being right footed. Nearly all our play went down the left first half as well.
 
Give it a rest with this.

I agree with others for once you’re incredibly generous on Norwood, everything you’ve (wrongly imo) said about him in previous games was prevalent tonight. Slowed us down massively and out of possession his worst showing. McBurnie helped change the game but I think that was down to Didsy and him being able to roam against a team that intended to sit back until we turned it around. Wilder very much had a blinder tonight.
"Wilder very much had a blinder" ? The first half was tippy tappy walking football with no creativity . Slow and ponderous. The 2nd half was totally different as he made the obvious change . He had no choice as we had to win the game. He obviously said something at half time that maybe he should have said before the start of the game
 
Thought McBurnie was really good . We don't win that game without him . Think your harsh on Fleck and probably too kind to........ Norwood.
I totally agree! Was a win after-all and the three points were desperately needed, hopefully we don't see the team relegate.
 
"Wilder very much had a blinder" ? The first half was tippy tappy walking football with no creativity . Slow and ponderous. The 2nd half was totally different as he made the obvious change . He had no choice as we had to win the game. He obviously said something at half time that maybe he should have said before the start of the game
Yes, he identified what change was needed and obviously said the right things to them at half time to help turn the game around. Blinder.
 
Enjoyable read as usual pommpey.

I can’t disagree with the marks, although I would have given Billy Sharp at least 9.5 if only to annoy the odious disrespectful ‘experts’ that still come on to this forum to slag him off constantly. He’s not just a club legend, a blade and a true ambassador for our club, but he is still scoring and winning matches. What more do these twats want from him?

Probably would mark Norwood down a bit too as he is starting to become a liability. The substitution was inspired and gave us the impetus to go on and win.
 
Enjoyable read as usual pommpey.

I can’t disagree with the marks, although I would have given Billy Sharp at least 9.5 if only to annoy the odious disrespectful ‘experts’ that still come on to this forum to slag him off constantly. He’s not just a club legend, a blade and a true ambassador for our club, but he is still scoring and winning matches. What more do these twats want from him?

Probably would mark Norwood down a bit too as he is starting to become a liability. The substitution was inspired and gave us the impetus to go on and win.
However.

The swap of Norwood for McP has had the effect of elevating his INDIVIDUAL performance to a level in the assessment of many to that of “game changing”.

Im not having that. Pomp’s critique of this is bang on the money. Funny name to amplify or otherwise 😀.

UTB
 

Enjoyable read as usual pommpey.

I can’t disagree with the marks, although I would have given Billy Sharp at least 9.5 if only to annoy the odious disrespectful ‘experts’ that still come on to this forum to slag him off constantly. He’s not just a club legend, a blade and a true ambassador for our club, but he is still scoring and winning matches. What more do these twats want from him?

Probably would mark Norwood down a bit too as he is starting to become a liability. The substitution was inspired and gave us the impetus to go on and win.
Here he is, possibly the most boring user on the forum. Go on then, what is it Billy did to warrant a 9.5? He scored a goal, and what else?

He wasn’t even in the game, and was about to be brought off for Brewster...

And to suggest you ‘agree with’ those mental marks is another ‘yikes’ on your part. You might want to look into being sectioned.
 

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