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I completely endorse your realistic take on the situation. How many times have we hit the top and then slipped away? How many points clear of relegation with how many games to play when we fucked it up? How many points clear in the "Ched season" and we fucked it up? How many chances do we want in the play offs? We even defeat the law of averages. In fact we fucking batter it. This club could be 22 points clear with one game remaining and the ground would vanish under the first inland tsunami ever seen, whilst the team would be hit by an incurable debilitating virus borne by little pink aliens from the meteorite that just obliterated Shirecliffe. The FA would of course then deduct us 22 points for playing the ineligible aliens and an extra 1 for fielding a dazed random hob goblin from the 9th dimension when it emerged that they needed a deduction of 23 to give the title to the SCSC.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE STOP WITH THE POSITIVITY. IT WILL ALL GO WRONG AND YOU WILL BE ALL VERY VERY SORRY. JUST WORRY AND BITE YOUR KNUCKLES FOR THE REST OF THE SEASON.
 
Snowman said:
I completely endorse your realistic take on the situation. How many times have we hit the top and then slipped away? How many points clear of relegation with how many games to play when we fucked it up? How many points clear in the "Ched season" and we fucked it up? How many chances do we want in the play offs? We even defeat the law of averages. In fact we fucking batter it. This club could be 22 points clear with one game remaining and the ground would vanish under the first inland tsunami ever seen, whilst the team would be hit by an incurable debilitating virus borne by little pink aliens from the meteorite that just obliterated Shirecliffe. The FA would of course then deduct us 22 points for playing the ineligible aliens and an extra 1 for fielding a dazed random hob goblin from the 9th dimension when it emerged that they needed a deduction of 23 to give the title to the SCSC.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE STOP WITH THE POSITIVITY. IT WILL ALL GO WRONG AND YOU WILL BE ALL VERY VERY SORRY. JUST WORRY AND BITE YOUR KNUCKLES FOR THE REST OF THE SEASON.
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So you are dubious about our chances then ? Look I think you should say what you really mean !
 
GrayBlade said:
I look at the footballing gods head on, and I spit in their face and crumple their knackers.

We've got Chris Wilder and Billy (Billy) Sharp.

They can shove their Minators and Cyclops's up their ass. We fear no one.
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tut tut...you are old enough to know better, Gray.
keep that powder dry
 
People certainly shouldn't get too carried away with this result.

I'm never normally as confident in a win as I was tonight. We weren't great in the first half but kicking towards our own fans in the second I had no doubt we'd score. In the end it was as comfortable as I anticipated.

Shrewsbury are poor, they're managerless and their two first choice centre halves were missing. It was as much of a gimme as any away game could be and I think most L1 sides would've beaten them tonight.

But we did play fairly well. What pleases me most though is the mentality. In the past if we won 4-0 at the weekend we'd never follow it up with a 3-0 away win. Wilder's got them focused and motivated.

Nor this result or the Vale result should be used as a basis to confidently predict automatic promotion, but what they do suggest, in addition to the other 7 games unbeaten, is that we're going to be in the top 6 - and under the circumstances that is an achievement that shouldn't be underestimated. For now I'm just happy with that. But I know there's every reason to believe that we'll only get stronger.
 
Nothing is won in October sadly.

As always I worry about what will happen in January if we maintain our good form. McCabe will feel the need to cash in on someone or we somehow let Wolves recall EEL.

Hopefully we keep up the good form regardless.
 
Bladesman said:
Nothing is won in October sadly.

As always I worry about what will happen in January if we maintain our good form. McCabe will feel the need to cash in on someone or we somehow let Wolves recall EEL.

Hopefully we keep up the good form regardless.
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I don't think even McCabe dare sell one of our top men now,Oh! Wait a minute though
 
GrayBlade said:
I look at the footballing gods head on, and I spit in their face and crumple their knackers.

We've got Chris Wilder and Billy (Billy) Sharp.

They can shove their Minators and Cyclops's up their ass. We fear no one.
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Pfft, a man of your vintage with a wise old head on his shoulders should know better Gray. After all, in 1901 as the Blades made their way to the cup final, they were sure there was no way they could lose to a non league team. NO WAY!

But...................

I'll let you tell us the rest as you were at the replay weren't you?;)
 
Bayingblade said:
Pfft, a man of your vintage with a wise old head on his shoulders should know better Gray. After all, in 1901 as the Blades made their way to the cup final, they were sure there was no way they could lose to a non league team. NO WAY!

But...................

I'll let you tell us the rest as you were at the replay weren't you?;)
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Ha, we wuz robbed BB (ya cheeky git!)
 
The idea of promotion can be entertained if/when it looks like being probable. "WE'RE GOING UP!" proclamations in October make people sound like them lot, and it doesn't half set you up for one mighty fall.

Things are very good at the moment. Enjoy it.

Live for the moment, man. Learn to love life in the now. Unity and shit.

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YouFUMS said:
tut tut...you are old enough to know better, Gray.
keep that powder dry
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Heyup YOUfy how the devil are you mate? If you read a couple of my other posts from yesterday I think you'll see that my powder's firmly locked away in a waterproof box inside another waterproof box hidden away under a pile of old football programs.

But praying and begging to the footballing gods hasn't ever worked has it, so maybe we should stand up to sods and threaten them with a visit from EEL? ;)
 
TomJonesBlade said:
The idea of promotion can be entertained if/when it looks like being probable. "WE'RE GOING UP!" proclamations in October make people sound like them lot, and it doesn't half set you up for one mighty fall.

Things are very good at the moment. Enjoy it.

Live for the moment, man. Learn to love life in the now. Unity and shit.

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GREAT BEARD! And the bloke's isn't bad as well!
 



From what I have heard from CW and AK and what they have actually delivered, I am more confident than I have been for two seasons. From day one he told the media what he wanted from his players, until he actually got it through to them it looked shaky. He has stuck with his principles adjusted it tinkered with brought in players weak areas that he couldn't fill with players in the squad, Continually says we are getting there still wants more from the squad, totally different animal to what we have had in two years, he won't let the players performances drift or they are out.
 
Snowman said:
I completely endorse your realistic take on the situation. How many times have we hit the top and then slipped away? How many points clear of relegation with how many games to play when we fucked it up? How many points clear in the "Ched season" and we fucked it up? How many chances do we want in the play offs? We even defeat the law of averages. In fact we fucking batter it. This club could be 22 points clear with one game remaining and the ground would vanish under the first inland tsunami ever seen, whilst the team would be hit by an incurable debilitating virus borne by little pink aliens from the meteorite that just obliterated Shirecliffe. The FA would of course then deduct us 22 points for playing the ineligible aliens and an extra 1 for fielding a dazed random hob goblin from the 9th dimension when it emerged that they needed a deduction of 23 to give the title to the SCSC.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE STOP WITH THE POSITIVITY. IT WILL ALL GO WRONG AND YOU WILL BE ALL VERY VERY SORRY. JUST WORRY AND BITE YOUR KNUCKLES FOR THE REST OF THE SEASON.
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Don't dwell on the past right now we are playing some good stuff and Bo reason to be negative about our history,relax nd enjoy a team that's
playing for us and the manager won't tolerate any slacking. Wilder has got some thing going here, let's not spoil it by dwelling on what's gone,the now and the future is what counts enjoy it
 
finlaytheblade said:
Don't dwell on the past right now we are playing some good stuff and Bo reason to be negative about our history,relax nd enjoy a team that's
playing for us and the manager won't tolerate any slacking. Wilder has got some thing going here, let's not spoil it by dwelling on what's gone,the now and the future is what counts enjoy it
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I'm not spoiling it! Its the Gods! Don't you understand? There are higher and darker powers than you will ever know working against us!
 
You do all realise that when Chrissy Ferguson Busby Ramsay Guardiola Wilder wins Manager of the Month for October the whole fucking train is going to derail don`t you.
Needed to get that in so you`re all prepared for wailing and gnashing of teeth. :)
 
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