Outgoing? Michael Cooper

[AWetFlannel]

Been impressed with Selles interviews in general, but that statement on Cooper is a level of clarity I don't think anyone's ever given us on a player before. More of this please

He surely doesn't mean it though, if someone bid £30mill for him he's gone for sure. The reason managers don't normally talk with that level of clarity is because they don't make the decisions, the owner does.

 

[Shadota]

Grbic has actually looked ok in his two spells so far ,much better with his feet than Davies who needs to be shown the door

I was impressed with him last night. Nothing to do in terms of shot stopping, but was smart in rushing out to clear it when they tried to catch us over the top, and looked very comfortable with the ball on the floor as you mentioned. Very early days to suggest a complete turnaround, but he seems far better equipped to handle the modern duties of a goalkeeper than Davies, who has the composure of a child that's shit themselves.

 

[Frank the tank]

I was impressed with him last night. Nothing to do in terms of shot stopping, but was smart in rushing out to clear it when they tried to catch us over the top, and looked very comfortable with the ball on the floor as you mentioned. Very early days to suggest a complete turnaround, but he seems far better equipped to handle the modern duties of a goalkeeper than Davies, who has the composure of a child that's shit themselves.

Every pre season we've tried to play out from the back anf then had to abandoned it usually when Davies plays slicing the ball left right and centre
He needs to go and if grbic can play there get someone in who can

 

[Sean Thornton]

Every pre season we've tried to play out from the back anf then had to abandoned it usually when Davies plays slicing the ball left right and centre
He needs to go and if grbic can play there get someone in who can

Are you driving while you type Frank?

Can you slice it centre?

 

[KMC-1889]

Grbic has actually looked ok in his two spells so far ,much better with his feet than Davies who needs to be shown the door

Oscar Pistorius has better feet than Adam Davies.

Grbic deserves a second chance. He’s not as good as Cooper but he’s here and it’s cheaper than finding another back up keeper.

 

[Frank the tank]

Are you driving while you type Frank?

Can you slice it centre?

I didn't think it was possible either

 

[Sean Thornton]

I didn't think it was possible either

Well played Sir!

 

[Flatulent_Bob]

Are you driving while you type Frank?

Can you slice it centre?

Edit: Frank's covered it

 

[originaltrueblade]

He surely doesn't mean it though, if someone bid £30mill for him he's gone for sure. The reason managers don't normally talk with that level of clarity is because they don't make the decisions, the owner does.

Listen trust me when I say Coops is settled here he wants to get promotion with us and play in the premier league with us he doesn’t want to leave he’s happy here ….how much clearer can that be …stop worrying FFS ‘TRUST ME’

 

[Shawy24]

Are you driving while you type Frank?

Can you slice it centre?

Not seen my golf then?!

 

[Flatulent_Bob]

Listen trust me when I say Coops is settled here he wants to get promotion with us and play in the premier league with us he doesn’t want to leave he’s happy here ….how much clearer can that be …stop worrying FFS ‘TRUST ME’

Cheers Mikey!

 

[AWetFlannel]

Listen trust me when I say Coops is settled here he wants to get promotion with us and play in the premier league with us he doesn’t want to leave he’s happy here ….how much clearer can that be …stop worrying FFS ‘TRUST ME’

I'm not worrying, I don't think it'll happen. Regardless, plenty of players who are settled and like it at clubs leave.

 

[Lord Eddard Muir]

He surely doesn't mean it though, if someone bid £30mill for him he's gone for sure. The reason managers don't normally talk with that level of clarity is because they don't make the decisions, the owner does.

Yes but what it does tell you is that it would take a silly bid and that nobody has shown any sign of putting one in yet, which is plenty good enough for me. Obviously if he does gets flogged for £30 mill then nobody sensible is going to turn around and claim Selles misled us, unless it turns out that the bid was on the table yesterday.

 

[Nick Jansky]

I was impressed with him last night. Nothing to do in terms of shot stopping, but was smart in rushing out to clear it when they tried to catch us over the top, and looked very comfortable with the ball on the floor as you mentioned. Very early days to suggest a complete turnaround, but he seems far better equipped to handle the modern duties of a goalkeeper than Davies, who has the composure of a child that's shit themselves.

He’s the best of our keepers with his feet by miles. Far better than Cooper. But it’s the rest of it that’s a big problem, especially shot stopping and failure to dominate his area.

 

[Bladesman]

Listen trust me when I say Coops is settled here he wants to get promotion with us and play in the premier league with us he doesn’t want to leave he’s happy here ….how much clearer can that be …stop worrying FFS ‘TRUST ME’

Cooper is going to need to get a Blades tattoo to prove this is true. It really is the only way.

 

[brownblade]

Cooper is going to need to get a Blades tattoo to prove this is true. It really is the only way.

You need to get a tattoo that says exactly the above. Then send photo to Cooper's social media accounts.

IF you're a true blade.

 

[Bladesman]

You need to get a tattoo that says exactly the above. Then send photo to Cooper's social media accounts.

IF you're a true blade.

I have but I can't say where it is.

 

[brownblade]

I have but I can't say where it is.

A picture speaks a thousand words.

 

[UddersBlade]

Worst case is we are waiting results of a scan on the knee he damaged a few years ago. Hope not….fingers crossed.

 

[Pottedmeattoes]

You need to get a tattoo that says exactly the above. Then send photo to Cooper's social media accounts.

IF you're a true blade.

Been asking Mrs Toes if I can have a tattoo for years,she's finally agreed.Having it Sunday, if you don't like the sound of bagpipes and drums avoid S12.

 

[Frank the tank]

Worst case is we are waiting results of a scan on the knee he damaged a few years ago. Hope not….fingers crossed.

Nearly all your posts are some worst possible case scenario and the words hope not ..
Unfortunately ...hate to say it

 

[Scarebus]

I have but I can't say where it is.

I have it as well, but the tattooist could only fit the first letter on, in lower case.

 

[Sean Thornton]

I have it as well, but the tattooist could only fit the first letter on, in lower case.

i ?

 

[Moan? Nope-I saw Longhorn]

Selles literally used the words he’s not going anywhere and he’s not leaving last night.

Unless he’s a bare faced liar how are you still worried about this

Hmmm
That gives me an idea for a (>1000page) thread title

“Selles is a bare faced liar”

 

[Moan? Nope-I saw Longhorn]

Stubbed his finger on his wife's cervix YHIHF

Aye
That’s some muscular cervix -
Or
Some fragile finger

In keeping with the overall tenor of the thread I hope she doesn’t partake of pelvic floor exercises other wise he’ll end up (at least) a digit short

 

[Wards]

Aye
That’s some muscular cervix -
Or
Some fragile finger

 

[Moan? Nope-I saw Longhorn]

Knee, thats worrying. Isn't that his old injury?

Aye
Having had your(conspiratorial ‘anxiety’ regarding his absence explained (& comprehensively rebuffed you now choose to propagate another (bollocks) ‘ concern’ conveniently overlooking (choosing to ignore) the words:
HE
FELT
A
BIT
OF
DISCOMFORT
IN
THE
KNEE
BUT
HE
SHOULD
BE
BACK
IN
A
COUPLE
OF
DAYS

Equally, it may be prudent to direct any other anxious energy towards the fact that no one at the club has categorically stated that the sky won’t fall on your head tomorrow.

 

[Moan? Nope-I saw Longhorn]

I’m He’s the best of our keepers with his feet by miles. Far better than Cooper. But it’s the rest of it that’s a big problem, especially shot stopping and failure to dominate his area.

Aye
But short of a transplant no one else is likely to use his feet better than his own good self
Albeit Albert Hirst would probably put em to good use in a pork pie

 

[Bladesman]

Aye
Having had your(conspiratorial ‘anxiety’ regarding his absence explained (& comprehensively rebuffed you now choose to propagate another (bollocks) ‘ concern’ conveniently overlooking (choosing to ignore) the words:
HE
FELT
A
BIT
OF
DISCOMFORT
IN
THE
KNEE
BUT
HE
SHOULD
BE
BACK
IN
A
COUPLE
OF
DAYS

Equally, it may be prudent to direct any other anxious energy towards the fact that no one at the club has categorically stated that the sky won’t fall on your head tomorrow.

I read that as:

HIS
KNEE
HAS
FALLEN
OFF.
HE
MAY
NEED
A
BIONIC
LEG.
HE
IS
OUT
FOR
18
MONTHS.

 

[mattbianco1]

Listen trust me when I say Coops is settled here he wants to get promotion with us and play in the premier league with us he doesn’t want to leave he’s happy here ….how much clearer can that be …stop worrying FFS ‘TRUST ME’

OK, i hear what you're saying.
But how do explain that someone who knows Cooper, has should evidence that Callum Robinson is selling a house?