May 2033

[Bashambauer]

May 2033: Sheffield United manager Billy Sharp speaks to BBC Radio Sheffield after promotion to the Premier League is confirmed following a 4-0 home win against Forest Green Rovers. The Blades will play in the top flight of English football for the first time in 12 years from next season:

“I can’t wait to get smashed on the hoverbus, wear the Lord Mayor’s hat and push Bash into that fountain in town.”

 

[BiggerBladeThanThou]

England Manager, Chris Wilder said;

“Proud of Billy and the lads, as a lifelong Blade and Ex Manager - it’s a joy to behold, let’s hope Wednesday reform again, I’d like to see the Derby back”

 

[JPBrods]

2033 is only 12 years from now?
Fuck me where did the time go.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Robboblade1889 will be gutted. He’s ordered twenty years worth of hair shirts.

ln club colours obviously........

 

[HuddersfieldBlade]

2033 is only 12 years from now?
Fuck me where did the time go.

I’ll be fucking 60.

 

[Rodders]

I’ll be fucking 60.

60 what?

 

[JPBrods]

I’ll be fucking 60.

I'll be 40. What the fuck. Make it stop.

 

[HD8 Blades]

Knowing my luck I’ll be dead

 

[scouseblade]

50! Another 12 year cycle in the lower leagues......Billy Sharp as manager. Could happen sooner rather than later nothing the poundland prince.

 

[BlairBlade]

Robboblade1889 will be gutted. He’s ordered twenty years worth of hair shirts.

ln club colours obviously........

Dare I like this?

 

[BlairBlade]

May 2033: Sheffield United manager Billy Sharp speaks to BBC Radio Sheffield after promotion to the Premier League is confirmed following a 4-0 home win against Forest Green Rovers. The Blades will play in the top flight of English football for the first time in 12 years from next season:

“I can’t wait to get smashed on the hoverbus, wear the Lord Mayor’s hat and push Bash into that fountain in town.”

How long before we can then make it to the European Super League which is what every team aspires to in 2033?

 

[BlairBlade]

2033 is only 12 years from now?
Fuck me where did the time go.

It went on in-fighting, taking sides and knowing you were right and anyone who disagreed with you was wrong.

 

[Snowflake]

I’ll be fucking 60.

You will be fucking 60? In one day or are you going to spread them over a month ?
Either way it’s impressive

 

[Bashambauer]

How long before we can then make it to the European Super League which is what every team aspires to in 2033?

Not sure about European Super League but we might qualify for the Papa John’s European Trophy against Beerschot and Châteauroux in 2023...

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

May 2033: Sheffield United manager Billy Sharp speaks to BBC Radio Sheffield after promotion to the Premier League is confirmed following a 4-0 home win against Forest Green Rovers. The Blades will play in the top flight of English football for the first time in 12 years from next season:

“I can’t wait to get smashed on the hoverbus, wear the Lord Mayor’s hat and push Bash into that fountain in town.”

However, despite the emphatic win and promotion expert summariser Keith Edwards still bangs on about the "tippy tappy football."

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

Esteemed football forum legend and all round good guy, Kozzy_is_my_Dad is quoted as saying "remember them times we had white backs on our shirts, ah wank wo' that?".

He can be heard chuntering "Ramsdens bleeding Currency" and "fuck the Prince" to himself in local boozers from time to time.

 

[BlairBlade]

Not sure about European Super League but we might qualify for the Papa John’s European Trophy against Beerschot and Châteauroux in 2023...

They run another competition at the moment, don’t they?
They will obviously need to branch out.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Rather like the Blades Mad infestation a while ago the forum will have been taken over by Vital Blades and be on GCHQ and Searchlight watchlists

 

[MalmoBlade]

I’ll be fucking 60.

I'll be fucking 70

Well, when I say fucking............

 

[bongleblade]

May 2033: Sheffield United manager Billy Sharp speaks to BBC Radio Sheffield after promotion to the Premier League is confirmed following a 4-0 home win against Forest Green Rovers. The Blades will play in the top flight of English football for the first time in 12 years from next season:

“I can’t wait to get smashed on the hoverbus, wear the Lord Mayor’s hat and push Bash into that fountain in town.”

March 2034... with Sheff utd 10 games from an unprecedented title in their 1st season back in the EPL, the season is cancelled due to the outbreak of the novel Adenovirus-34 which allegedly originated from the consumption of chimpanzee penis meat in subsaharan africa.

In a statement, the EPL said 'we would just suspend the season or do PPG... but fuck sheffield united'