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Looking scary for all you folks back in S1 and S2 I fear.
Matt, no doubt wearing incontinence pants for the duration of the match, our thought will be with you.

Originally Posted by mattbianco1 - 19/10/09 03:36PM
I will run around Sheffield City Centre completely naked if we lose all four of those games. Not a chance of that happening. I will keep my word if so!


Originally Posted by Kenilworth - 19/10/09 02:57PM
Looking at our next four fixtures and considering our injury list, current form etc. I expect we will get the following:

Blackpool (A) - 0 points
Ollie's team look a tough nut to crack at Bloomfield Road this season. They handed out Newecastle's first defeeat of the season there. Expect we will lose by more than 2 tomorrow night given our pathetic attempts at defending this season so far and lattery in particular. We will get over run and capitluate with a whimper.

Cardiff (H) - 0 points
We will get spanked by Cardiff at home with Chopra bagging at least a brace.
0-0 last season at home but we drilled them 3-0 away after they pressed the self destruct button - so they will feel that they have something to prove to themselves and gain revenge for a defeat that really hurt their play off ambitions last year. Dave Jones is a canny manager who knows how to get his teams to play attractive, attacking football so if we lose to Blackpool Tuesday expect the crowd to be anxious and on the players back early doors because Cardiff will keep the ball and our lads will just give it back to them as soon as we have won it.

Newcastle (H) - 0 points
First of two consecutive live games on the telly. We are shite on the telly, actually we are shite most of the time this season. Expect the Blades to put up a bit of a fight for this one since it is a 'big' team but ultimately I cannot see us scoring enough to threaten. I forsee us conceding a couple of silly goals, Bunngle caught on camera letting one through his holographic palms again and the fat Geordie boys smiling at the end of the game.

Dingles (A) - 0 points
On telly.
Script written for Hume to score and Morgs to get sent off.
Now that Mark Robins feller - he looks a good manager - same playing staff but completely turned around their fortunes within the space of a couple of games.

Go on then, shoot me down. Tell me why I am wrong.
 

I reckon this is the closest I've been to wanting the Blades to lose in 20 years.....would be pure comedy
 
Shhhush don't tell BB other wise he'll be streight down town cause Gerts not opnin at the mo:D
 
I will be officially in hiding as of 21:30 this evening!

Nice knowing you all!!!

Why couldn't just say, i'll eat my hat!
 
Should be 3-0 down by now if not for Benno.
What route are you taking?
Suggest you start at BDTBL across St Mary's gate up The Moor, pose at the Town Hall, streak down Fargate and take Sanctary in the Cathedral.

Now to make matters worse Bunngle is now on and Benno off with a broken thumb.
Get ready for long shots and Bunnies holographic palms.
 
Hahahah, shame i dont live in sheffield :)

fancy making a detour to worksop?

even though i dont want to see you naked...
 
Bunngled!
Should have closed the angle but stood on his line and waved a holographic palm at it.
 
Clattenberg may just have saved your blushes.
Well still 22 mins left. There's time for us to screw up again
 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Sorry to piss on all your bonfires but - I told ya so !
 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Sorry to piss on all your bonfires but - I told ya so !

You lucky, lucky, lucky bar steward.
Two shots on target all game and we get a point.

Del Geary - what a Blade he is. 50 minutes after 18 months out.
Top man.

Now the rot has stopped and we have a two week break we will begin to get more results. I now predict that we will go on a good run butnot manage to get above 9th place for the rest of the season.

Breath easy now Matt. Your dignity is still intact ...JUST!
 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Sorry to piss on all your bonfires but - I told ya so !

I take it by your pledge to run naked if we got 0 points that you were actually expecting us to get a lot more than one though, Would that be accurate?
 
I take it by your pledge to run naked if we got 0 points that you were actually expecting us to get a lot more than one though, Would that be accurate?

Of course. I was expecting:

Blackpool 1pt
Cardiff 1pt
Newcastle 3pts
Barnsley 1pt.

And for our next 4 games, i'll run round sheffield naked if we don't get 12pts.
 

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