Marriott signs!

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You have to get up pretttty early my friend to beat me you know, I should have course informed you I was pretty good at cluedo as a 10 year old.
 
I like stuff like this but who is Marriott? I'm a bit out of the loop.
 



Imagine my astonishment to find this was in fact a wanker post and not confirmation that we had signed Alan Marriott to replace Moore.
 

Let me take you back a while. Around 300 million years ago, to be precise. Dinosaurs were just a glint in a socket-toothed archosaur's eye, and the world's continents were fused together as a single Pangaea (causing havoc for FIFA's seeding system for the world cup). A large plant, giant club moss, bends in the wind and finally snaps, its leaves falling to the ground where it is enveloped by the swamp's moisture and finally rests. Once, it had been but a tiny seed, but the combination of sunlight and rainwater had allowed it to grown into a proud, towering king, before its eventual demise. Fast forward 299,999,965 years and a chap by the name of Edward (known to his friends as Ted) digs the now bituminous matter from 240 feet below Hickleton colliery. From there, it is transported from place to place, yard to yard somehow transpiring to avoid the fate of its peers in the local factories. Until 2018, that is, when it finally teeters on the edge of turbine, falling, falling into the fire and eventually converting itself into a pure heat energy that produces just enough electrical energy to allow Sheff de Party to upload three pictures of the Marriott hotel and type the words 'Marriott signs!'.

It had been a long journey.
 
Is a 'post fellow blade' similar to a post-modernist or a post-impressionist? Perhaps in this case a post wanker?

Tut tut.. were now in a post-post modern age now ! When did you last read a Sociology book ? :fattwat:
 
My grandma was a Marriott. I’m elated she’s back! Oh ffs
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