Major Problem with Today

[Hamburg Blade]

I've drunk all the beer in the house.

 

[DI36O]

Call 999?

 

[BritishSteel]

I've drunk all the beer in the house.

If only you lived in a city that was open 24hrs a day.

 

[Hamburg Blade]

Call 999?

Doesn't work here mate.
In fact I think it's a sex line.




Maybe I will....

 

[PokerBlade]

Switch to shorts then. Is this amateur hour?

 

[Carlton Blade]

Doesn't work here mate.
In fact I think it's a sex line.




Maybe I will....

Aren't most phone numbers in Hamburg sex lines?

 

[Bruce Wayne]

I've drunk all the beer in the house.

If you were on the kop u would have ben lucky to get a pint. The catering really needs to improve next season.

 

[Hamburg Blade]

If only you lived in a city that was open 24hrs a day.

Actually I now live about 30 miles outside in a village with no shop, no pub, no church, no public toilets, and NO BEER.

 

[BritishSteel]

Actually I now live about 30 miles outside in a village with no shop, no pub, no church, no public toilets, and NO BEER.

No hope for you then unless you have really good neighbours. I lived in Germany for a couple of years and all my neighbours had a few cases of Veltins , for emergencies.

 

[Hamburg Blade]

No hope for you then unless you have really good neighbours. I lived in Germany for a couple of years and all my neighbours had a few cases of Veltins , for emergencies.

I have odd neighbours. Which I think is pretty normal here.
I am drinking Köstritzer, I nice German Schwarzbier, which I think comes from the East. I will now have to switch to whisky, I think I have a half bottle left, or grappa, I brought a nice bottle back from Italy last month. That's if I can find them behind the bloody Baileys, Martini, Aperol...

 

[BigBed]

TO THE PUB!!!!

 

[BritishSteel]

I have odd neighbours. Which I think is pretty normal here.
I am drinking Köstritzer, I nice German Schwarzbier, which I think comes from the East. I will now have to switch to whisky, I think I have a half bottle left, or grappa, I brought a nice bottle back from Italy last month. That's if I can find them behind the bloody Baileys, Martini, Aperol...

My favourite was always Bitburger.

You must have really odd neighbours though as all mine were very cool and seemed very intent on making sure that I sampled all the beers that Germany have to offer. We have some excellent beers here but Germany is on another level.

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

Actually I now live about 30 miles outside in a village with no shop, no pub, no church, no public toilets, and NO BEER.

How the fuck do you know we won?

 

[Hamburg Blade]

My favourite was always Bitburger.

You must have really odd neighbours though as all mine were very cool and seemed very intent on making sure that I sampled all the beers that Germany have to offer. We have some excellent beers here but Germany is on another level.

My best neighbour was a good bloke. Tattoos all over, bet me a crate of beer Britain would take the euro, always chatty, always friendly. Alcoholic. Died the other year, was mid-fifties. A bit drastic, I would have let him off the bet.

 

[Hamburg Blade]

How the fuck do you know we won?

Psychic.

 

[BritishSteel]

My best neighbour was a good bloke. Tattoos all over, bet me a crate of beer Britain would take the euro, always chatty, always friendly. Alcoholic. Died the other year, was mid-fifties. A bit drastic, I would have let him off the bet.

It is amazing that despite the differences we have had between our nations in the past how similar we are . Our love of beer and football binds us if we like it or not.

 

[Top Cat]

If you were on the kop u would have ben lucky to get a pint. The catering really needs to improve next season.

That's inexcusable. Did it ruin your "matchday experience"?

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

Psychic.

How come you didn't answer me before I asked?

 

[Blade56]

Switch to shorts then. Is this amateur hour?

It's not that warm.

 

[Hamburg Blade]

How come you didn't answer me before I asked?

Didn't want to spook you.
No you can't.

 

[fuerstenberger]

I've drunk all the beer in the house.

Good God Hamburg. The price of a crate of beer out here should ensure you have at least 3 crates as spare. I was in Elmshorn last week by the way and your message about odd neighbours made me chortle.

 

[Hamburg Blade]

Good God Hamburg. The price of a crate of beer out here should ensure you have at least 3 crates as spare. I was in Elmshorn last week by the way and your message about odd neighbours made me chortle.

I left it to the Mrs to buy the beer.
It may have been a mistake.

 

[Hodgesleftpeg]

I left it to the Mrs to buy the beer.
It may have been a mistake.

Never EVER leave buying beer for oneself to the Mrs

It serves you right and you only have yourself to blame

 

[Hamburg Blade]

Never EVER leave buying beer for oneself to the Mrs

It serves you right and you only have yourself to blame

I know, I know.