Local rag

[More Bladier than thou]

Anyone remember that football simulator that they ran for 1000 years? Can't remember if there was a thread on it... but things turn out quite nicely for us apparently.

Just need to find a cure for ageing then we'll be laughing

I think it was football manager 2015.we were the richest team and pissing the premier league

 

[Bladesman]

I will take a wild stab in the dark and guess it was Darren "The sad Donny fan" Burke that posted that article?

 

[Harry's Game]

The first rule of computing back when I was in school was..

Garbage in, Garbage out.

Having said that when I was at school we had one computer room with about half a dozen BBC micros in it and that was it.

 

[Kryten]

Personally I would love too see the grunters get promoted to the promised land, then next season I can sit back and watch them get smashed and embarrassed at every opportunity!! I would enjoy this very much

 

[HillmortonBlade]

What exactly makes a computer 'super'?
Load of bollocks if you ask me

Marketing (aka lying)

 

[Argentinemanager]

I wonder if our local paper will run the story of Jim magilton, accused of assaulting his step daughter. Don't think so it's not a stain on us

 

[I should coco]

"Sheffield United supporters approaching the new season with trepidation need worry no more. Nigel Adkins is about to begin his first season at the club and will set the wheels in motion for a 1,000 years of unprecedented success"
https://www.theguardian.com/footbal...r-1000-years-sheffield-united-burnley-chelsea

Well given they got year 1 so far off course with Goose-man doing one, then we have to question the veracity of the next 999 years of predictions.

I know I will be shouted down by 'true believer Blades', but I fear that our 167 league titles (and Burnley's 138) may not be quite in the bag.

The football gods really won't like this one at all.

 

[stringer]

I wonder if our local paper will run the story of Jim magilton, accused of assaulting his step daughter. Don't think so it's not a stain on us

http://www.thestar.co.uk/news/forme...-of-assaulting-teenage-stepdaughter-1-8363536