Loan strategy this summer?

[BerksBlade]

Thinking about it, it literally couldn't have gone better.

Dominated at your place in front of 27k gormy Yorkshiremen.

Then realised it wasn't much fun for the neutral so eased off at home and made a game of it. It gave you hope which was cute.

Then beat you in the cruellest way possible with a complete shithousing on penalties. Then two of your so called 'strikers' end up banged up because they teamed up on someone celebrating.

Then beat some other gormy Yorkshiremen in the final without getting into 2nd gear. They were tinpot enough for us to get thousands of their tickets too so even better.

Oh and then signed both your team's best player last season


If Carlsberg did play off runs...

You missed out "Showed our appreciation for one of our ex-players by assaulting him"
And you only won the final because Huddersfield were denied 2 nailed-on penalties that VAR would have given

What time does your carer switch off your internet connection?

 

[A Storm of Blades]

Thinking about it, it literally couldn't have gone better.

Dominated at your place in front of 27k gormy Yorkshiremen.

Then realised it wasn't much fun for the neutral so eased off at home and made a game of it. It gave you hope which was cute.

Then beat you in the cruellest way possible with a complete shithousing on penalties. Then two of your so called 'strikers' end up banged up because they teamed up on someone celebrating.

Then beat some other gormy Yorkshiremen in the final without getting into 2nd gear. They were tinpot enough for us to get thousands of their tickets too so even better.

Oh and then signed both your team's best player last season


If Carlsberg did play off runs...

Bringing back a old favourite.

What’s Nottingham like? Do you have schools? Or mathematics? How about molar teeth? I can’t wait to visit! I’m too excited!!! I’m going to stop washing immediately!

Now, teach me your customs. I’m married to someone I’m not related to and my child has the correct number of chromosomes. How do I bring this up during a typical dinner from a bin, without causing offence?

Also, fashion etiquette. Do I smear shit indiscriminately over clothing I found in a skip? How about the single ASDA carrier bag with a dead pigeon in, carry in my left hand or right?

Lastly, I’m nervous about having to wank continually in public without breaking eye contact, and I’ve never tried spice. Although this is offset by my excitement to see so many Heron Foods and Cash Converters and I hear you have a massive Shoezone!

Oh I do hope you will reply soon!

 

[Cheesebored]

Thinking about it, it literally couldn't have gone better.

Dominated at your place in front of 27k gormy Yorkshiremen.

Then realised it wasn't much fun for the neutral so eased off at home and made a game of it. It gave you hope which was cute.

Then beat you in the cruellest way possible with a complete shithousing on penalties. Then two of your so called 'strikers' end up banged up because they teamed up on someone celebrating.

Then beat some other gormy Yorkshiremen in the final without getting into 2nd gear. They were tinpot enough for us to get thousands of their tickets too so even better.

Oh and then signed both your team's best player last season


If Carlsberg did play off runs...

 

[steve26272]

Apart from M.G.W. we seem to be having difficulty attracting even players on loan,how many times have we been allegedly in for players and they,ve chosen to ply their trade elsewhere? The loan system is good but we have to "sell" the club to prospective signings,we don't appear to be doing that very well.

In the last few years we’ve loaned….

Hendo - man u
Davies - liverpool
MGW - wolves
Olsen - Roma
Hourihane - villa
Ampadu - Chelsea

Doyle - Man City

That’s some decent international players from some big clubs

Biggest disappointment Olsen, but most felt he would be very good at this level given his pedigree and rotation year before with Pickford

I think we are a draw for the big clubs to loan to- man c, lpl, Man U, Chelsea….

Agree we have had a few duds, but that’s the loan market, man c will let us have Doyle, but not De Brunye!!

Think we’ve done ok tho across the board, and if the only loss to last season is MGW for Doyle who Pep rates highly then why shouldn’t we believe we are in with a shout given the points per game we get under Hecky?

Surely we should be as excited about a young player who is trying to get into the man c team over a lad trying to get into wolves….

 

[Eric_Brooks]

My number one defensive target was colville from Chelsea who was at Huddersfield. Left footed cb who played 29 games. Not sure why he doesn’t get more mentions

 

[McDonagh Blade]

My number one defensive target was colville from Chelsea who was at Huddersfield. Left footed cb who played 29 games. Not sure why he doesn’t get more mentions

From what I have seen he lacks pace.
Good on the ball and dealing with what is in front of him. However turn him and wave goodbye