Listen...We Love You Heck

[ucandomagic]

If Carlsberg interviewed Heck:-

"Listen - He's missed 5 open goals in the last 45 minutes but his overall contribution has been great."

"Listen - Ask me that question when we're 10 points clear after 45 games."

"Listen - His neck is broken in 3 places but he'll come back stronger."

35 league games since Slav and 69 points gained - "Listen - We love you Heck!!"

UTB & Slava Ukraini

 

[Cheets]

Listen, I listened to a Conor Coady interview from Elland Road when I was driving back from the Reading game and he said 'listen' even more than Hecky does!

 

[Bell4]

Listen, I listened to a Conor Coady interview from Elland Road when I was driving back from the Reading game and he said 'listen' even more than Hecky does!

I didn’t listen

 

[Scarebus]

Listen, I listened to a Conor Coady interview from Elland Road when I was driving back from the Reading game and he said 'listen' even more than Hecky does!

Conor Hourihane was the listen master.

 

[Overthehills]

Could we worse like…..

 

[Katzenjammer]

October: "Listen, the Manager of The Month Award is very nice, but just because we've picked up the maximum 21 points from 7 games in October, doesn't mean we're there yet"


November: "Listen, of course it's a bit of a setback that Illiman's head was blown off by a stray firework at the annual Blades bonfire parry, but we stiched it back on in time, and he should be up and running in two weeks".


December: "Listen, I'm well chuffed that we've received Ishmael Kone in the FIFA Secret Santa".


January: "Listen, the new release clause for Sander is £75 million, and if they don't like it they can fuck off".

 

[Swannyblade]

Listen…On the grass

 

[Bladesman]

Listen, Clark is back on the grass. I know I said that 3 weeks ago. No more questions.

 

[knowsnowt]

"As i said".
Hecky out.

 

[coaxingstar71]

I'm guessing that Hecky's the good cop in the dressing room, he seems far too reasonable to be a ranter. I think that's partly why Macca and Jack are there.

 

[Russ]

Stop. Look. Listen - if we don’t sign Kone. We’ll just sign Cone B.

 

[Keen Blade]

Listen , it weren't a stray firework - Illiman is back on the grass ,
That's what blew his head off