Lionel Messi

[ghandi]

A mate of mine was in a bar in Barcelona last night and someone mentioned Messi was signing for us.
Anyone heard owt?

 

[Large Mendonca]

Apparently they are asking 600K, so we're getting Neymar instead for 400K.

Same old same old

 

[davidpinder]

A mate of mine was in a bar in Barcelona last night and someone mentioned Messi was signing for us.
Anyone heard owt?

yeah also beating Man u to the signing of Neymar £500m for the pair. Plus we pay his tax bill

 

[Jon K]

It's as likely as most of the rumours on here! Are any of them ever right?

 

[itsinyerblood]

It's as likely as most of the rumours on here! Are any of them ever right?

Don't suggest that Jon K, you know how sensitive some posters are.

 

[Jon K]

Don't suggest that Jon K, you know how sensitive some posters are.

So where is Solomon Grundy?

 

[Lord Bos of Eckington.]

Apparently they are asking 600K, so we're getting Neymar instead for 400K.

Same old same old

Wages per day

UTB

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

A mate of mine was in a bar in Barcelona last night and someone mentioned Messi was signing for us.
Anyone heard owt?

Really?

Wow - just who we need

 

[AnonymousBlade1995]

Too small and we already have baxter who can play Messi's position

 

[Grecian2000]

My barber reckons we're signing Keyser Söze but he's struggling with the medical.

Keep you all posted.

 

[Treeton Blade]

A mate of mine was in a bar in Barcelona n Arg

A mate of mine was in a bar in Barcelona last night and someone mentioned Messi was signing for us.
Anyone heard owt?

ast night and someone mentioned Messi was signing for us.
Anyone heard owt?

I was talking to Phipps in Jack Fultons Sat on the Moor, he told me we are chasing a 'foreign' player, this might be nothing, but he skipped away swinging his 6 pack of Seabrook crisps, and I immediately thought Messi

 

[Esablade]

..was it on Twitter?

 

[MobileBlade]

Too small and we already have baxter who can play Messi's position

But what if Baxter gets injured/fails a drugs test. I think he would be the perfect back up. Need 2 in every position ya know.

 

[MobileBlade]

I was talking to Phipps in Jack Fultons Sat on the Moor, he told me we are chasing a 'foreign' player, this might be nothing, but he skipped away swinging his 6 pack of Seabrook crisps, and I immediately thought Messi

Cheese & Onion?

 

[Pierre's PC]

Tits or GTFO

 

[Treeton Blade]

Cheese & Onion?

Beefy, just like Jim.

 

[Keef Chedwyn]

A mate of mine was in a bar in Barcelona last night and someone mentioned Messi was signing for us.
Anyone heard owt?

Good if true but sounds like bollocks.

 

[The_Green_Man]

Balls to Messi, I want to know more about these Beefy seabrook crisp!

 

[Tazzy]

messi and naymar feck me I am done with this club we need a cb first

 

[Blade56]

That's Bollox

 

[Jehovah]

Would be decent enough. Out of favour with Barcelona as he missed his last penalty. Always spoke very highly of us in interviews and hates the pigs apparently.

 

[Rotherham Blade]

Heard that Chris Porter put the word in when he invited Lionel round to his place for tea and biscuits...

 

[Russ]

Half true. It's Lionel Blair.

 

[Bartleby]

pretty sure we saw him in the market last Saturday getting cottage pie and chips at Sharon's

 

[judge]

A mate of mine was in a bar in Barcelona last night and someone mentioned Messi was signing for us.
Anyone heard owt?

I love your jokes I don't get

 

[Rollerball]

View attachment 13083 Sorted, he plays Tuesday at Hartlepool