The Crab
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Fatten it, kill it, skin it. FFS don't kids learn owt these days? And make sure it's supple by rubbing the lotion on its skin.
First bit wasn't a problem, except my big shop went up in price a bit. Killing it was more of an issue. I thought making it sit and watch Big Brother would bore it to death. Alas, it has had the opposite effect. That's all he'll watch now and when I tried to turn over last night he gave me a glancing blow with his antlers.