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Congratulations, you're a cock.
This particular individual turned up ten minutes after kick off pissed up with three of his mates. Fair enough.
His first introducing to the crowd was to stand up and loudly proclaim that Gary Naysmith, and I quote, was a "cock munching wanker" who "doesn't deserve to be anywhere near a football team". Fair enough if that's what you think, a bit harsh though.
He then proceeded to call all the Sheffield United fans around him, and again I quote, "a set of inbred pricks" because we weren't exactly singing. At this point, he was told to sit down by the old chap behind him and to much mumbling, he did.
Then we scored. Two of his pissed up mates decided that laying on me would be an excellent idea and pushed me into the seat and the young lad in front. Foxy put his arm up to block them pushing me any further and then it all kicked off.
The fat prick (Lee?) in the aforementioned seat accused Foxy of elbowing him. Foxy told him to piss off at which point all his "well hard" mates decided that threatening that unless we sat down they were "going to put us down" was a good idea. Fat prick was pushed off and told to fuck off by me at which point his mouthy mate squared up to me. After much bravado and the chaps behind telling them to stop being nobs, they sat down, as did we and watched the rest of the second half.
All the while... my new friend Lee was chuntering "well, if she wants to go to football, she needs to act like a man."
Luckily half time came and they were chucked out by the coppers for smoking in the toilet. They saw about half an hour of football before being kicked out and if it hadn't have started with us, something would probably have started with the blokes behind them who were all, I have to say, lovely.
Now I have absolutely no idea why some fans want to go to football and start on anyone they encounter... and that squaring up to a lass and her boyfriend who was trying to stop them hurting her is somehow big, hard and clever. I have no problem with being pushed around when celebrating a goal, but I don't expect to be started on when people who are laying on me are pushed back off.
I'm not exactly a shrinking violet but I did get quite upset. I don't expect to have to be turned on by our own fans for nothing.
The sooner these dickheads fuck off, the better.
This particular individual turned up ten minutes after kick off pissed up with three of his mates. Fair enough.
His first introducing to the crowd was to stand up and loudly proclaim that Gary Naysmith, and I quote, was a "cock munching wanker" who "doesn't deserve to be anywhere near a football team". Fair enough if that's what you think, a bit harsh though.
He then proceeded to call all the Sheffield United fans around him, and again I quote, "a set of inbred pricks" because we weren't exactly singing. At this point, he was told to sit down by the old chap behind him and to much mumbling, he did.
Then we scored. Two of his pissed up mates decided that laying on me would be an excellent idea and pushed me into the seat and the young lad in front. Foxy put his arm up to block them pushing me any further and then it all kicked off.
The fat prick (Lee?) in the aforementioned seat accused Foxy of elbowing him. Foxy told him to piss off at which point all his "well hard" mates decided that threatening that unless we sat down they were "going to put us down" was a good idea. Fat prick was pushed off and told to fuck off by me at which point his mouthy mate squared up to me. After much bravado and the chaps behind telling them to stop being nobs, they sat down, as did we and watched the rest of the second half.
All the while... my new friend Lee was chuntering "well, if she wants to go to football, she needs to act like a man."
Luckily half time came and they were chucked out by the coppers for smoking in the toilet. They saw about half an hour of football before being kicked out and if it hadn't have started with us, something would probably have started with the blokes behind them who were all, I have to say, lovely.
Now I have absolutely no idea why some fans want to go to football and start on anyone they encounter... and that squaring up to a lass and her boyfriend who was trying to stop them hurting her is somehow big, hard and clever. I have no problem with being pushed around when celebrating a goal, but I don't expect to be started on when people who are laying on me are pushed back off.
I'm not exactly a shrinking violet but I did get quite upset. I don't expect to have to be turned on by our own fans for nothing.
The sooner these dickheads fuck off, the better.
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