Last night in verse. Contributions welcome!

[HighfieldBlade]

To the tune of Mr Blue Sky by ELO:

Hey there, Mr Sky Blue,
We're so pleased you hate SISU,
Watching live on Sky Sports 2,
Everybody laughs at you.
(La-la-laaah-lala-la-la,
La-la-laaah-lala-la-la...)

 

[DifferentClass]

To the tune of Mr Blue Sky by ELO:

Hey there, Mr Sky Blue,
We're so pleased you hate SISU,
Watching live on Sky Sports 2,
Everybody laughs at you.
(La-la-laaah-lala-la-la,
La-la-laaah-lala-la-la...)

Gotta get that one rehearsed for April Fools Day... or sod it let's sing it on Boxing Day, it's too good not to

 

[TBW57]

Lady Godiva, while pissed up on cider
Went for a ride in the nude
The people were cross when they saw her ont 'oss
And said to each other "How rude!"

To deal with the issue along came the Sisu
And sent poor Godiva away
Cov folk were excited and sang, while delighted
"Three cheers for Sisu. Hooray!"

But it all went to shit and the team took a hit
When Sisu took o'er the Sky Blues
The ground it was sold and the fans sat in t' cold
Seein' em play in Northampton, and lose

The fans they did roar. They loved Sisu no more
They wanted them out of the city
They called them rude names and boycotted games
And shouted "We're doomed, more's the pity"

When they met the United, no longer excited
Their fans they invaded the pitch
Then they picked on the Blades and were angry in spades
Which coming from them's a bit rich

The telly was on, the Blades won 2-1
And our fans treated them with derision
Now the club from Coventry is going down t'lavatory
And soon will be in t'Fourth Division

 

[HighfieldBlade]

Lady Godiva, while pissed up on cider
Went for a ride in the nude
The people were cross when they saw her ont 'oss
And said to each other "How rude!"

To deal with the issue along came the Sisu
And sent poor Godiva away
Cov folk were excited and sang, while delighted
"Three cheers for Sisu. Hooray!"

But it all went to shit and the team took a hit
When Sisu took o'er the Sky Blues
The ground it was sold and the fans sat in t' cold
Seein' em play in Northampton, and lose

The fans they did roar. They loved Sisu no more
They wanted them out of the city
They called them rude names and boycotted games
And shouted "We're doomed, more's the pity"

When they met the United, no longer excited
Their fans they invaded the pitch
Then they picked on the Blades and were angry in spades
Which coming from them's a bit rich

The telly was on, the Blades won 2-1
And our fans treated them with derision
Now the club from Coventry is going down t'lavatory
And soon will be in t'Fourth Division

Top o't'class!

 

[DaveBassettsgoneonholiday]

Inspired by Billyblade in “The Stir…open letter” thread & pushing the definition of verse perhaps….

Choose Life – Trainspotting……

Fuck ‘em. Fuck The Star, fuck Coventry City, fuck Jimmy Hill,fuck Sheffield Wednesday, Terry Curran, Hillsborough and Gary Megson.Fuck West Ham United, Carlos Tevez, and third party ownership. Fuck how many points they should have deducted. Fuck Dave Richards. Fuck Richard Scudamore. Fuck star strikers & prison sentences. Fuck play off finals, Cup semi finals, Hans Segars and last day relegations.Fuck Charles Green and wondering who the fuck we’re gonna sell in January. Fuck the Premier League,Sky & corporate football, stuffing prawn sandwiches into your mouth. Fuck rotting away in the third division, pissing away millions, watching players who are nothing more than an embarrassment, selfish, fucked up has beens, brought in to replace selfish fucked up has beens. Fuck United ??. Fuck life..... ?? But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to fuck life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you're a Blade ?

 

[COME BACK CHED]

You have missed out Gareth vile Bastard Ainsworth .

 

[DaveBassettsgoneonholiday]

You have missed out Gareth vile Bastard Ainsworth .

Saving him for when Trainspotting 2 comes out