SteveBlade
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Don't be fooled by his rumours and his stats. He's not, he's not Blad from the flats.
I’m Billy’s dad and to be honest, he fucking hates United, he was begging Adkins to play Hammond so we’d get relegated. And when Sean Bean’s brother got killed in that pit disaster, he just laughed for about ten minutes, proper pissing himself. I’ve seen him wiping his arse with a Blades shirt and he’s only got Blades curtains so he can wipe his nob on them. He’s actually got a tattoo of Terry Curran on his arse but he told Wilder it was Bobby Ball.
That's bollocks.
I know because I was best mates with Sean Bean at the time of the pit disaster. He was a top lad but what a c**t. He was supposed to come out for my stag and ended up coming out and sipping a coke with their Russ. Calls himself a mate and doesn't go out to his pals stag? Dickhead.
He did have a skinful and played shit in his trial next day. Great guy.
Didn't like how he snuck the ghost of their Russ into the Kop vs Man Utd. Doing the club out of money. Not a proper Blade.
Blad the ImpalerAnyway Blad what's your name? Pretty sure I'll know you if you're from the flats, PM me if you like.
I bet it's Hazel.
That’s confused me now.Just had a word with his best mate (Kyle was his best man) , in his words:
'No his dads a leeds fan. Whoever it is there talking bollocks'
What a weird thing to make up.
Euphemism?Oh fuck, to be fair if it is Hazel, she'd be asking everyone to stop playing football on her "Garden"
But is Geoff salmons a salmon.Len Badger isn't a badger.
YHIHF
Yes, ‘playing football’ is a euphemism for ‘ejaculate’Euphemism?
He’s not. I went to school with him and he’s actually a rainbow trout.But is Geoff salmons a salmon.
Is he “Jenny from the block”Don't be fooled by his rumours and his stats. He's not, he's not Blad from the flats.
I think I’ve hooked him a few times.He’s not. I went to school with him and he’s actually a rainbow trout.
That’s confused me now.
So, your mate, whose a mate of Kyle, for whom Kyle was his best man, responded to you to say that Kyle’s dad is a Leeds fan?
Every day’s a school dayYes, ‘playing football’ is a euphemism for ‘ejaculate’
Does that mean he is a Leeds fan? Or him being a Leeds fan is bollocks? Coz that says both to my eyes.Just had a word with his best mate (Kyle was his best man) , in his words:
'No his dads a leeds fan. Whoever it is there talking bollocks'
What a weird thing to make up.
Does that mean he is a Leeds fan? Or him being a Leeds fan is bollocks? Coz that says both to my eyes.
I once had a wee next to Kyle in Champs. He was watching a blades game with his blades chums. Not once during our meaningful liaison did he chant ‘Leeds, Leeds, Leeds’ under his breath. But now I’m concerned he was secretly reciting ‘marching on together’ in his head just to spite us all.
Mercenary, he’ll do owt for a frayed treasure map that one.While we're at it - can someone confirm Captain Blades back story? Not sold on his Bladiness neither...
Does that mean he is a Leeds fan? Or him being a Leeds fan is bollocks? Coz that says both to my eyes.
I once had a wee next to Kyle in Champs. He was watching a blades game with his blades chums. Not once during our meaningful liaison did he chant ‘Leeds, Leeds, Leeds’ under his breath. But now I’m concerned he was secretly reciting ‘marching on together’ in his head just to spite us all.
Talking of sharrow, is that free floodlit pitch still up there? Used to play on that in the late 80s, early 90s? And no I dont know Kyle, or his dad![]()
Plenty of photos of his kid in a Blades shirt which tends to suggest that whatever happened in his history he is a Blade now. Pretty sure I’ve seen a photo of him as a kid in a Blades shirt too so this is all slightly odd if that is the case
New member I see, so you will raise suspicions of porcine tendencies be prepared for that my friend
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