Kyle Walker

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I’m Billy’s dad and to be honest, he fucking hates United, he was begging Adkins to play Hammond so we’d get relegated. And when Sean Bean’s brother got killed in that pit disaster, he just laughed for about ten minutes, proper pissing himself. I’ve seen him wiping his arse with a Blades shirt and he’s only got Blades curtains so he can wipe his nob on them. He’s actually got a tattoo of Terry Curran on his arse but he told Wilder it was Bobby Ball.
 

Blad said:
He plays the gullible like a fiddle but I can tell you now if Leeds go up and he has a choice between us and them 100% he is going to Leeds. If tables were turned in the city and the Pigs were in the Prem and he had a chance to go there towards the end of his career he would sign no danger.
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Didn't he say last season he wanted to come back here? At that point Leeds hadn't hit the self destruct button and looked a bteer bet than us?
Also, I used to be a certain way when I was at school, but I've met people and worked places that have fond memories, they overide what I said and did as a kid.
Plus, I'm not that bothered, in the same way I'm not bothered how Hendo acts. He's a Manc, but when he's here he feels like a Blade.
 
Soooooooo Kyle isn't a Blade! I love conspiracy theories me.

Have Kyle Walker and Dean Hammond ever been seen in the same room together? 🤔

In fact, scrub that, has Dean Hammond ever been seen?
 
PokerBlade said:
Did anyone actually see Wilder as a ballboy? How far does this conspiracy go?
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No, he wasn’t. He was my best mate at Silverdale and every Saturday afternoon we’d go out, catch a cat and shave it. Never went anywhere near the Lane. And he hated lager, would only ever drink Campari and lemonade
 
Blad are you from Sharrow?

Was brought up there, played football and what not with Kyle all the time, and went to school with him, although I'm a few years younger.
 
5 pages ! What’s wrong with us. Have we nothing to moan about? This season is becoming a joke. Roy’s view is a love in... we still like our manager and we don’t appear to have a consistent boo boy.... remind me again is Kyle a Blade or Leeds and where do I meet his dad?
 

Blad said:
That one sentence is perfectly put so thanks for helping me out. We are his old employers and that is how exactly Kyle sees us plain and simply.

Now I have a question for you. When Chris Wilder and Billy Sharp eventually leave the club do you think they will be back visiting their "old employers?" Yes they will be back at every opportunity possible but not to visit any "old employer" but to visit a club they have loved and supported all their lives. Surely you can see this?
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I only asked because you said he “should” be at the Lane and “he knows it.” Why, if he doesn’t support us? If I was a pro I’d never go back until I’d retired.

He looks like a Blade to me, but I don’t know him. He was at Swindon that time though wasn’t he?
You’ll know, you seem to have all the Walkers on find my iPhone :)
 
No one knows but John Lundstram is an identical triplet and with their typical Scouse humour they swap places every now and then despite two of them being shit at football. Now everybody calm down calm down.

Oh, and Paul Beesley is their Dad.
 
Blad said:
I went to High Storrs and also lived on the flats with Kyle. I grew up with him and was with him every day, he never supported us ever. Amber? she has never been to a Utd game in her life. Tracy does not go to the games, she does drink around the Cricks, London Rd etc but never go to games, she doesn't even go and watch Kyle at City. You would always see her about with Sully (rip) and that crowd but purely for drinking purposes.
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Just seen this, I lived on the flats too and also went to High Storrs (and Porter Croft).

Sounds like you were closer to him than me, but I've never heard anything about this Leeds stuff.

I'm intrigued now though because it seems like something ridiculous to lie about, going to ask about 🤔

Firstly, FatPaul, you ever hear anything about Kyle being a Leeds fan? 😂
 
I don’t get why Kyle would lie about being a Blade? What is his motivation? Seems the most pointless thing to lie about.

McBurnie used to support Leeds, does anyone really care about that now?
 
Barry Butlin said:
Well if his dad Chalky wasn't a blade, he did a very good impression of being a blade back in the day??
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This...

I saw Chalky last nite wish I would have seen this as I would have asked him. Back in the day I've been side by side with him, got pissed with him on many occasion, played football against him and generally harmonised over a number of years and I never heard this. Even if it was true what does it prove cos he moved around with 100% Blades. Maybe Blad should go and tell him to his face and that he and his son are not real Blades - reet mate you are!
 
The same Kyle Walker that wore a blades shirt whilst playing at Porter croft pitch, and practically every time we played together as kids ?

The same Kyle walker that outright refused to celebrate his goal against us at Aston Villa?

The same Kyle walker that broke my parents window with a frisbe?


Yeah, he's an out and out Leeds fan 😉
 

I set this prick to ignore earlier today when I saw a different trolling post.
But some of these replies have had me howling!

Not sure if he’s pork or not - but isn’t it so fucking weird when grown men feel the need to tell strange little lies to strangers for attention?
 
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