Kop nobhead

[TopBoy]

When Bristol scored their first goal yesterday a bloke sat two rows directly in front of me decided the best way to show his annoyance was to throw something at the scorer as he celebrated. It looked like it was possibly an ecig or a battery, it was a decent enough size that it would have hurt had it connected with the intended target.

He and his partner had a small lad between them, presumably their son. The lad looked to be around five years old. The dad had managed to sneak a pint of lager in, and the mum was swigging from a Carling bottle. Around the 35th minute they left their seats, presumably to go and get more booze, and didn’t appear for the second half.

If that was you that threw said object then you’re a nobhead, and you’ve been reported to one of the blue waist coated security steward chaps. I hope you get banned from the stadium, and congratulations on setting a piss-poor example of how to behave in public to your young lad. There’s no place at a football ground for people throwing objects that could potentially cause injury to someone, and could land the club in trouble too.

And for anyone who thinks I’ve “grassed” on someone, you’re part of the problem too and perhaps as much of a nobhead as the bloke chucking things. If enough people reported nobheads behaving inappropriately then perhaps they’d learn that their behaviour is unacceptable.

Not a great example to their young son, drinking Carling. Poor kid doesn't stand a chance.

In all seriousness, this sounds proper twat behaviour, and I applaud you for reporting them.

 

[Gimli]

I once threw a papertowel I used to dry my hands in the bin in the BLUT toilets. I wasnt looked at very favourably then.

I burnt my tongue on a bovril at half time in the south stand and some of it dribbled out of the cup onto the floor, didn’t clean it up.

#allsheffieldunitedfansareadisgrace



(Jokes aside I fully agree with shorehamview, ridiculous that people think throwing stuff at players is in any way acceptable, they want banning)

 

[Oreyt]

I think it's actually full of people who are capable of doing good things or bad things. Given the right circumstances, we can all do bad things.

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

I burnt my tongue on a bovril at half time in the south stand and some of it dribbled out of the cup onto the floor, didn’t clean it up.

#allsheffieldunitedfansareadisgrace



(Jokes aside I fully agree with shorehamview, ridiculous that people think throwing stuff at players is in any way acceptable, they want banning)

Please ensure that the correct PPE is used to deal with the spillage, deploy appropriate safety signage and review the associated Risk Assessment for consumption of hot beverages.

 

[Carlton Blade]

I burnt my tongue on a bovril at half time in the south stand and some of it dribbled out of the cup onto the floor, didn’t clean it up.

#allsheffieldunitedfansareadisgrace



(Jokes aside I fully agree with shorehamview, ridiculous that people think throwing stuff at players is in any way acceptable, they want banning)

Bit warm for a Bovril

 

[William Large]

Good question,
Simple answer privacy, have you read the T&C’s about who the club can pass on your details to in the event of a criminal change being made. I know I haven’t and can’t be bothered to.

No I haven’t. I have much better things to do with my time.

I doubt that there would be a situation where email addresses are subject to subscriber checks to identify the user, purely for reporting minor offences.

I guess if your email addresses makes you easily identifiable then I care see a reason for using a burner…..

 

[Karaoke Blade]

I once threw a spearmint wrapper on the floor of the Kop in the 70s I was a knobhead back then as well

Retrospective community service is the only answer. But you have to do it wearing Oxford Bags.

 

[Bladesince59]

Was a great goal.

 

[Tarqs]

When Bristol scored their first goal yesterday a bloke sat two rows directly in front of me decided the best way to show his annoyance was to throw something at the scorer as he celebrated. It looked like it was possibly an ecig or a battery, it was a decent enough size that it would have hurt had it connected with the intended target.

He and his partner had a small lad between them, presumably their son. The lad looked to be around five years old. The dad had managed to sneak a pint of lager in, and the mum was swigging from a Carling bottle. Around the 35th minute they left their seats, presumably to go and get more booze, and didn’t appear for the second half.

If that was you that threw said object then you’re a nobhead, and you’ve been reported to one of the blue waist coated security steward chaps. I hope you get banned from the stadium, and congratulations on setting a piss-poor example of how to behave in public to your young lad. There’s no place at a football ground for people throwing objects that could potentially cause injury to someone, and could land the club in trouble too.

And for anyone who thinks I’ve “grassed” on someone, you’re part of the problem too and perhaps as much of a nobhead as the bloke chucking things. If enough people reported nobheads behaving inappropriately then perhaps they’d learn that their behaviour is unacceptable.

Agree with all apart from the unnecessary last sentence.

 

[espoo blade]

Was a great goal.

Terrible kneeslide though

 

[Stocky Blade]

When Bristol scored their first goal yesterday a bloke sat two rows directly in front of me decided the best way to show his annoyance was to throw something at the scorer as he celebrated. It looked like it was possibly an ecig or a battery, it was a decent enough size that it would have hurt had it connected with the intended target.

He and his partner had a small lad between them, presumably their son. The lad looked to be around five years old. The dad had managed to sneak a pint of lager in, and the mum was swigging from a Carling bottle. Around the 35th minute they left their seats, presumably to go and get more booze, and didn’t appear for the second half.

If that was you that threw said object then you’re a nobhead, and you’ve been reported to one of the blue waist coated security steward chaps. I hope you get banned from the stadium, and congratulations on setting a piss-poor example of how to behave in public to your young lad. There’s no place at a football ground for people throwing objects that could potentially cause injury to someone, and could land the club in trouble too.

And for anyone who thinks I’ve “grassed” on someone, you’re part of the problem too and perhaps as much of a nobhead as the bloke chucking things. If enough people reported nobheads behaving inappropriately then perhaps they’d learn that their behaviour is unacceptable.

I think the same bloke sat/stood for a while near me in row L of the Kop. He was pissed, vaping, and showed off he'd brought a glass bottle of Carling in his pocket. Clearly no clue where he was supposed to be sitting, and got moved on when regular ST holders took their seats late after KO.
His blonde (female) partner looked equally behind the rest of us in the evolution rankings, with fake tan and other, apparently artificial, enhancements, carrying a Captain Blade soft toy for the poor soul they were apparently responsible for.
Hope this helps.

 

[Loco Blade]

I once threw a …. tantrum on the south stand cos there was no meat in my stake pie ! But I have matured and now respect a GRAVY pie . How times have changed

 

[Tommy_P]

Terrible kneeslide though

Coudn't help but laugh at that. Love a failed knee slide

 

[Peezablade]

I once threw a …. tantrum on the south stand cos there was no meat in my stake pie ! But I have matured and now respect a GRAVY pie . How times have changed

You’ll never get meat in a stake pie mate. Maybe bits of pine or larch? Or oak if its a posh one.

I prefer chicken.

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

I once threw a …. tantrum on the south stand cos there was no meat in my stake pie ! But I have matured and now respect a GRAVY pie . How times have changed

Great restraint shown on your part too. As a kid I once snapped open a Kit Kat ro reveal no wafer and went on a rampage turning right when I should have turned left and throwing away pencils that could still be sharpened.

These days I have come to regret the recklessness of my formative years and consider myself a reformed character.

 

[BobbyDavison'sDebut]

You’ll never get meat in a stake pie mate. Maybe bits of pine or larch? Or oak if its a posh one.

I prefer chicken.

Maybe he's Van Helsing and wanted a stake in case Dracula turned up?

 

[Blackheath Blade]

A bloke near me, when the ref gave them a free kick late in the game kept shouting "Suck his cock. Just suck his cock"

Not sure why

Tit Wank Man has a rival !! Or perhaps he has a new catch phrase? A nation holds its tits, errr cocks, errr breath.

 

[BladeByChoice]

Great restraint shown on your part too. As a kid I once snapped open a Kit Kat ro reveal no wafer and went on a rampage turning right when I should have turned left and throwing away pencils that could still be sharpened.

These days I have come to regret the recklessness of my formative years and consider myself a reformed character.

No wafer, a solid chocolate Kit-Kat, the holy grail of Kit-Kats, I’ve wanted one of those all my life, especially a Kit-Kat chunky.

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

No wafer, a solid chocolate Kit-Kat, the holy grail of Kit-Kats, I’ve wanted one of those all my life, especially a Kit-Kat chunky.

I wish you had said at the time as I ate it anyway.

 

[Gin&Juice]

Too much action in Cracky Gardens to bother to get across to BDTBL

Once saw him tell a bus driver off near Football museum during the heatwave a few years ago, his crime was stopping the bus to get a drink.

Absolute waste of human skin.

 

[Super Furry Blades]

Once saw him tell a bus driver off near Football museum during the heatwave a few years ago, his crime was stopping the bus to get a drink.

Absolute waste of human skin.

I prefer Billy Moore

 

[shorehamview]

Agree with all apart from the unnecessary last sentence.

Why?

In the past when members on here have suggested reporting someone’s inappropriate behaviour they have been called a “grass” by others. Personally I think calling out and reporting it is the right thing to do, but some people don’t. They are a small part of the wider problem in society where people behave however they like without any worry of the consequences of their actions and others deem it fine to ignore it and especially not to report it.

Anyway, I followed up this morning and rang the club, the nice lady I spoke to assured me they’d take it very seriously.

 

[dingledog]

I once threw a …. tantrum on the south stand cos there was no meat in my stake pie ! But I have matured and now respect a GRAVY pie . How times have changed

I think I saw you, just assumed you were a vegan, or pescatarian or daft

 

[georgebernardshaw]

I think I saw you, just assumed you were a vegan, or pescatarian or daft

….if he was a vegan, he’d have told you, mate