Kings coronation

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Yes, because the royal family are well known for being “woke” and not at all racist, aren’t they?

Depends on whether you believe a couple of well known attention seekers or not I spose...
 
Ed Sheeran, pictured here on the right, is to perform at King Charles expensive, unnecessary crowning weekend in May.
You might as well enjoy it, you’re paying for it, again.

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People who have allegedly systematically abused a man who wants to be a Prince without responsibilities and has produced clear and indisputable evidence to prove it, have challenged the potential costs of a decent public crowning.

In a bid to keep the costs of the Coronation down the King and Camilla have decided that only 2,000 guests wil be invited. A ‘King’ said, ‘We were going to invite the whole country but we couldn’t fit the into all of our castles and mansions, even without that ghastly Harry and Meghan entourage. We are only going to invite a few people now for some nibbles after the country pays for all the parading of us through the streets so we can laugh at them and wave at the balcony in our big house while a squadron of Typhoons sweep majestically overhead like a scene out of Independence Day. We are also going to ensure we are inclusive by inviting gay and non-binary groups and that, including Edward.

We are saving even more money by conning communities into arranging and paying for their own celebratory events while they fork out for our own.

We are also keeping the crowns in the Tower while I model an inexpensive version.

Here’s a picture of the latest cheap design.

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People who have allegedly systematically abused a man who wants to be a Prince without responsibilities and has produced clear and indisputable evidence to prove it, have challenged the potential costs of a decent public crowning.

In a bid to keep the costs of the Coronation down the King and Camilla have decided that only 2,000 guests wil be invited. A ‘King’ said, ‘We were going to invite the whole country but we couldn’t fit the into all of our castles and mansions, even without that ghastly Harry and Meghan entourage. We are only going to invite a few people now for some nibbles after the country pays for all the parading of us through the streets so we can laugh at them and wave at the balcony in our big house while a squadron of Typhoons sweep majestically overhead like a scene out of Independence Day. We are also going to ensure we are inclusive by inviting gay and non-binary groups and that, including Edward.

We are saving even more money by conning communities into arranging and paying for their own celebratory events while they fork out for our own.

We are also keeping the crowns in the Tower while I model an inexpensive version.

Here’s a picture of the latest cheap design.

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Many a true word and all that.......
 
King Charlie today firmly rejected a design by a leading milliner for his cheap headpiece for his crowning ‘look at me’ Party in May.

The design, found in Jacob Rees Mogg’s Fortnum and Mason’s 1856 Christmas cracker, was hailed as a leading contender for the coronation bald head covering until it was received and tried on by the cantankerous king.

King Charlie is experiencing problems selecting a new party hat for his coronation as he attempts to ‘keep costs down’. As secrecy engulfs the cost of Rod Hull’s jewelled headpiece, the king is keen not to be seen to be pushing the boat out too much as his May party weekend fast approaches. Desperate to be crowned before WW3 fully breaks out and a coronation would become a complete no-no, Charles was pictured outside a fast food drive-In early this afternoon with a potential solution.

Charlie reiterated that he hoped the four day party would lift the spirits of people who go to Burger King while they pay for a significant part of the event with the extra taxes they will be paying in the 2023/2024 financial year.

Here are the two leading designs.
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