Keith Curle's pre-match wind up

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

Back in the day, when NW was my mate, I got an invite backstage at BDTBL with the man and I took Musical with me. We went in the dressing room, and there stood KC, in the nip. Musical said to me, "I've seen Keith Curle's cock."

And that's my Keith Curle story. You 'eard.

pommpey

Blimey, that story takes me back - I remember it on Viewpoints I think it would have been

 

[Pinchy]

post: 444275, member: 875"]I've met Keith Curle a few times at work, and personally he is a very decent fella, and someone who is approachable and you can have a decent conversation with.

I've met quite a few famous footballing folk, and Keith Curle is up there alongside John Duncan and Neil Shipperley as the nicest blokes.

Any friend of Carlton Palmer is a friend of yours?...........

 

[Deleted member 875]

Any friend of Carlton Palmer is a friend of yours?...........

I've also had a pint and a chinwag with Chris Waddle.

 

[Foxy]

post: 444416, member: 875"]I've also had a pint and a chinwag with Chris Waddle.

The last time I spoke to Chris Waddle, he was being an utter penis in Kebabish.

It's safe to say his response of "do you know who I am?" didn't quite get the response he expected from me

 

[Latters]

The last time I spoke to Chris Waddle, he was being an utter penis in Kebabish.

It's safe to say his response of "do you know who I am?" didn't quite get the response he expected from me

I would like to think that means without saying a word you stuck the nut on him, but I'm imagining this wasn't the case.

 

[Foxy]

I would like to think that means without saying a word you stuck the nut on him, but I'm imagining this wasn't the case.

The level and accuracy of my verbal volley was enough in this case sadly

He just couldn't think of anything to come back with, and with his tail between his legs quietly joined the back of the queue.

I'd try and recall it word for word, but Linz would probably be forced to ban me

 

[Bladesman]

The last time I spoke to Chris Waddle, he was being an utter penis in Kebabish.

It's safe to say his response of "do you know who I am?" didn't quite get the response he expected from me

I know Waddle does like to pull that old line out.

He seems to have more people around him that suck up to him who usually say that kind of crap though.

"Oh this is only the best player ever to play for England"

 

[Oreyt]

The level and accuracy of my verbal volley was enough in this case sadly

He just couldn't think of anything to come back with, and with his tail between his legs quietly joined the back of the queue.

I'd try and recall it word for word, but Linz would probably be forced to ban me

Anybody disrupting the zen-like beauty of a post 12 o'clock visit to Kebabish wants sorting whether they were Mahatma Ghandi or, well, Chris Waddle.

 

[Deleted member 875]

The level and accuracy of my verbal volley was enough in this case sadly

He just couldn't think of anything to come back with, and with his tail between his legs quietly joined the back of the queue.

I'd try and recall it word for word, but Linz would probably be forced to ban me

Foxy the enforcer!

 

[United Aren't Back.]

... and (as a player) a lot of shirt-tugging.

I once saw the toerag stamp on Edinho of Bradford City, at Valley Parade, Curle played for Wolves. Ref missed it, Bradford fans wanted to strangle the talentless turd.