Julio Baptista

[steve26272]

35 yr old, played for Arsenal 2006, been released by Orlando. Flying into Bolton to help in their relegation scrap.
Said "I'm not finished yet, my agent is looking for 1 last club, maybe Spain or China" no Julio - fucking Bolton mate.
If this doesnt stink of 1 last pay check not sure what does.
Question is, would the ones amongst us who crave a big name be happy with you this? Bet piggys are gutted, i can just imagine them getting a semi on, bragging about a ex Real Madrid player pulling on the unclean shirt
leave this shit to the desperate clubs, our recruitment is better.

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Thought this was the guy from The Harry Enfield Show.

 

[IdLiketoRogerMoore]

He was dog shit and overweight when at his 'peak' at Arsenal so fuck knows how utterly shit he is now.

 

[South London Blade]

This blokes brother:

 

[steve26272]

This blokes brother:

I'm getting the word.... Nonce.

 

[TJB.]

If I was looking for a last pay cheque and my agent got me a gig somewhere where there's no fucking money, I'd slap the little bastard.

 

[Bladesman]

Thought this was the guy from The Harry Enfield Show.

 

[The Hobott]

35 yr old, played for Arsenal 2006, been released by Orlando. Flying into Bolton to help in their relegation scrap.
Said "I'm not finished yet, my agent is looking for 1 last club, maybe Spain or China" no Julio - fucking Bolton mate.
If this doesnt stink of 1 last pay check not sure what does.
Question is, would the ones amongst us who crave a big name be happy with you this? Bet piggys are gutted, i can just imagine them getting a semi on, bragging about a ex Real Madrid player pulling on the unclean shirt
leave this shit to the desperate clubs, our recruitment is better.

How does one fly into Bolton?

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Maybe he might be geting peanuts and genuinely wants to give 100% to max out his playing career? Some players I grant you do not give a shit and look for the final cash out cheque but not all. Stuart McCall springs to mind.

 

[Blade for Sale]

How does one fly into Bolton?

Transported by the massive swarm of bluebottle which regularly throng around the shitpile in question.

 

[Kenilworth]

How does one fly into Bolton?

I suspect one trots

 

[The Crab]

35 yr old, played for Arsenal 2006, been released by Orlando. Flying into Bolton to help in their relegation scrap.
Said "I'm not finished yet, my agent is looking for 1 last club, maybe Spain or China" no Julio - fucking Bolton mate.
If this doesnt stink of 1 last pay check not sure what does.
Question is, would the ones amongst us who crave a big name be happy with you this? Bet piggys are gutted, i can just imagine them getting a semi on, bragging about a ex Real Madrid player pulling on the unclean shirt
leave this shit to the desperate clubs, our recruitment is better.

So he aimed for Spain and China, and ended up in Bolton. A bit like aiming for Kelly Brook or Megan Merkle, then ending up with Bella Emberg.

 

[The Crab]

I'm getting the word.... Nonce.

Baptista's agent during the Bolton talks "I'm getting the word, mug"

 

[The Crab]

How does one fly into Bolton?

You don't. If anyone sees you getting out of a plane in Bolton you would instantly be burned as a Witch.

 

[Keef Chedwyn]

If I was looking for a last pay cheque and my agent got me a gig somewhere where there's no fucking money, I'd slap the little bastard.

If I had to play for Bolton instead of retirement I'd wonder where all my money had gone!

 

[metalblade]

Our equivalent is bring Jagielka back

 

[sitwell]

How does one fly into Bolton?

Bolton ? I thought you said Boston said Baptista and not the one full of Polish fruitpickers.

 

[1danewhitehouse]

Even at his peak he couldn't cope with Kozzy nipping him. Don't think he'll do much for them.

 

[elgoog44]

I thought "The Beast" had hung up his boots already?!, oh he has, oh well enjoy Bolton.

 

[HighfieldBlade]

Bolton ? I thought you said Boston said Baptista and not the one full of Polish fruitpickers.

Good job he didn't take a flight to Bali...he'd end up playing at Oakwell.

 

[Balham]

How does one fly into Bolton?

Let's hope his agent has told him it's not actually Bolton but a retail park 3 miles out of town.

And if there was any justice in the world, this would be the mode of transport: