Incoming? Juan Guayasamin

[sitwell]

Did anyone else keep rereading the thread title expecting it to be some sort of pun about how we haven't signed anyone yet?

Yep ,I was convinced it was another Onmi Edson.

 

[Guesty]

Yep ,I was convinced it was another Onmi Edson.

Glad it's not just me. Especially seeing as how there seems to be precious little about this chap online anywhere.

 

[Blade56]

Think he needs a new “best bits” video

 

[Ron_Justice]

Did anyone else keep rereading the thread title expecting it to be some sort of pun about how we haven't signed anyone yet?

Yep, couldn't get past One Giz-a-min, but it's a shit pun, so figured it could actually be for real.

 

[Pedro Verde]

Glad it's not just me. Especially seeing as how there seems to be precious little about this chap online anywhere.

Well he is only a young un and under the radar

 

[Champagneblade]

Look forward to seeing him get his work permit in 2025!

 

[Kanye]

Remember when we would only sign players from Scotland and Blackpool?

 

[Cerberus Blade]

How’s he going to get a work permit?

Easy. We'll just say that we are signing him to do "unseen work", like Dean Hammond did, so he won't need one.

The problem is, he'll be have to be put in quinine for 2 weeks first won't he?

 

[Cerberus Blade]

I live in Ecuador. Their "youth team" is a golden generation. They have probably never had a better youth team in their entire history. This is extremely encouraging.

Are you Paul Woolhouse?

 

[Cerberus Blade]

wtf are we doing scouting in the youth leagues of Ecuador?

We dropped in on our way back from a scouting mission in the Amazon rainforest.

 

[Kev Gee]

Look forward to seeing him get his work permit in 2025!

There's also a possibility he may not need a work permit if he can get an EU one. (Parents, grandparents being EU nationals etc)

Is he over 18?

As far as I can remember we can't sign players from abroad until they reach 18. Anyone know the rules?

 

[1973Blade]

Some of our fans struggle to spell Billy Sharp. They've no hope with this player.

 

[robbiez666]

sign him, send him to Beerschot is the plan I’d assume.

Do we know whether we can still do this? I mean, we're out of the EU now.

 

[Sharrow Snuff Mill]

There's also a possibility he may not need a work permit if he can get an EU one. (Parents, grandparents being EU nationals etc)

Is he over 18?

As far as I can remember we can't sign players from abroad until they reach 18. Anyone know the rules?

He is 18.

 

[Newbury Blade]

Yep, couldn't get past One Giz-a-min, but it's a shit pun, so figured it could actually be for real.

Guayasamin, Guayasam-all-in?

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Guayasamin, Guayasam-all-in?

Juan Guayasamin, he's only Juan Guayasamin....would be the nearest to the original yet.

 

[Speedracer]

Remember when we would only sign players from Scotland and Blackpool?

Isn't that the same thing?

 

[Rodley]

 

[TONY_TONY_AGANA]

Juan Gerrim in!!!

 

[BLADES1988]

he is the Billy Sharp of Ecuador

Eeez just a fat lad from from Ecuador, he's just a fat lad from Ecuadorrrrrrrr

 

[SufcBilly]

Apparently he likens himself to Lewandowski GERRIMIN NAH

 

[Harrisblade]

Yep ,I was convinced it was another Onmi Edson.

How long are we prepared to chase this Edson bloke before we sign him?

 

[Harrisblade]

There's also a possibility he may not need a work permit if he can get an EU one. (Parents, grandparents being EU nationals etc)

Is he over 18?

As far as I can remember we can't sign players from abroad until they reach 18. Anyone know the rules?

You could always ask Chansiri!

 

[Broomhall Blade]

Remember when we would only sign players from Scotland and Blackpool?

If he has Chris Basham's desire and fitness and Colin Morris's Skill he will be some player.

 

[Reyt Then]

Is this a real bloke or is someone taking the piss? Read that as 'One Guy-is-signing'.

 

[VolcanicAsh]

Is this a real bloke or is someone taking the piss? Read that as 'One Guy-is-signing'.

He’s deffo real. There’s load of articles about and he’s in the SI official football manager database that some clubs use for scouting.

 

[Heffernans tache]

Apparently he likens himself to Lewandowski GERRIMIN NAH

I liken myself to George Clooney when I am out on a Saturday neet.
Still waiting for my first shag of 2020