Jowitt gate banter

[WORKSOPBLADE]

The one and only. Sat with/near him since Kop became all seater.

QPR game. Sat in seat next to him was a gentleman from the Orient (not east London!)

On reaching his seat the one and only turned to his neighbour and greeted him with “Alright my old China !”

One of his best yet !!

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Casual racism to explain casual racism. Grand!

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

 

[Smirth]

I expect you had to be there, maybe.

 

[Pinchy]

Casual racism to explain casual racism. Grand!

A rittle bit of lacism...

 

[Scooter_mcgavin]

I'd love to hear of his worst.

 

[SHOREHAMST.com]

I suspect the humour generally associated with this forum/most online platforms and that of A.J/those who know him are somewhat different.

 

[RedandWhite]

At least he didn't say they age like pears.

 

[cahill]

Biting wit and originality from the op

 

[Bill Johnson]

The one and only. Sat with/near him since Kop became all seater.

QPR game. Sat in seat next to him was a gentleman from the Orient (not east London!)

On reaching his seat the one and only turned to his neighbour and greeted him with “Alright my old China !”

One of his best yet !!

Cushty.

 

[Blade for Sale]

Reminds me of the time when I sat next to a black gentleman and we didn't interact at all because we didn't know each other and our respective ethnicities were utterly irrelevant. I love telling that story to break the ice at parties.

 

[ucandomagic]

Better than my old boss who got into a full lift with me in Dusseldorf and said in a loud voice “Fucking hell, it’s like t’gas chambers in here!”

Edit - he was from Hull!

 

[The Fox]

I think we offended a whole continent, I do hope the club will write to the Chinese embassy and apologise ......FFS

 

[BushBlade]

Better than my old boss who got into a full lift with me in Dusseldorf and said in a loud voice “Fucking hell, it’s like t’gas chambers in here!”

Edit - he was from Hull!

That’s very crass and also doesn’t make a lot of sense.

 

[Bladeloyal]

The one and only. Sat with/near him since Kop became all seater.

QPR game. Sat in seat next to him was a gentleman from the Orient (not east London!)

On reaching his seat the one and only turned to his neighbour and greeted him with “Alright my old China !”

One of his best yet !!

Top blade is owd jowitt ,not a bad bone in that blades body even if he likes brut

 

[SUFC Guy]

Nope! Ain't got a Scooby Doo!

 

[HighfieldBlade]

The one and only. Sat with/near him since Kop became all seater.

QPR game. Sat in seat next to him was a gentleman from the Orient (not east London!)

On reaching his seat the one and only turned to his neighbour and greeted him with “Alright my old China !”

One of his best yet !!

 

[ucandomagic]

Another of my old bosses - very famous in the gas industry for inventing the liquefied natural gas business - he had been a bomber pilot in the war. We were meeting the CEO of Ruhrgas in Essen. CEO asks Bill if he’s been to Essen before. Bill says with a straight face - I’ve flown over it a few times but I’ve never been in the city. I had to go to the bog because I was pissing myself trying not to laugh!

 

[Nicolaus_Copernicus]

Top blade is owd jowitt ,not a bad bone in that blades body even if he likes brut

......and double denim.

 

[CarlMcBlade]

If that’s Kop humour, thank the lord I sit in the BLUT

 

[coolhandluke]

Reminds me of a story I heard about a chap called " Mad Sammy " who used to be a pin up pig fan in the 70's and early 80's . On a trip to Cardiff one year and a stop off in a Chinese takeaway on the way back he stunned onlookers by racially abusing the takeaway staff by calling them all Welsh cunts

 

[Westran]

If that’s Kop humour, thank the lord I sit in the BLUT

That's one person who sits on the kop with thousands of others. We're not all racists

 

[tyke1889]

Better than my old boss who got into a full lift with me in Dusseldorf and said in a loud voice “Fucking hell, it’s like t’gas chambers in here!”

Edit - he was from Hull!

I can remember, as a kid, using the phrase "Dutch Ovens" when you fart under the bedclothes and put your head under and smell it. (Come on we've all done it!) I was mortified when I found out where it came from.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

That's one person who sits on the kop with thousands of others. We're not all racists

Are you the guy that sits on row PP?

 

[Topplayersleave]

My Dad was subject to racism from the late 50's and ever since.
He's Irish so got the usual "thick Irish" "murderer" "bomber" and some other stuff

My Dads favourite joke to use was "why are Irish jokes stupid"
"So that the English can understand them"

And he used to put it into practice very slyly
We were watching an England game in the pub, an England player shot just wide
My Dad said "Ooooohh hard luck, if we'd got a bigger telly it would have been a goal"

"Thick Irish cunt" they all said as my Dad pissed himself laughing

 

[1973Blade]

Where does the gate come into it?

 

[Rodders]

The one and only. Sat with/near him since Kop became all seater.

QPR game. Sat in seat next to him was a gentleman from the Orient (not east London!)

On reaching his seat the one and only turned to his neighbour and greeted him with “Alright my old China !”

One of his best yet !!

 

[Sean Thornton]

File under things that didn’t happen because l was told quite forcefully there were no Chinese at the Lane. And “even if there were why would you talk to them”

You know who you are........ I believe the saying goes

 

[Bladeloyal]

Top blade is owd jowitt ,not a bad bone in that blades body even if he likes brut

Reminds me of a story I heard about a chap called " Mad Sammy " who used to be a pin up pig fan in the 70's and early 80's . On a trip to Cardiff one year and a stop off in a Chinese takeaway on the way back he stunned onlookers by racially abusing the takeaway staff by calling them all Welsh cunts

owd Sammy best looking lad in hackenthorpe

 

[Cerberus Blade]

Bloke sat next to me at the QPR game that I’d never seen before. I couldn’t help staring at him because the colour of his skin was dark green!

I heard him shout a few times and he sounded like he was Australian, so I picked up the courage to ask him. “Excuse me Sir, but are you Australian?”

He said, “No, I’m a Kiwi”.