Jose Mourinho

[Silkblade]

Could be a shout? You might think i’m taking the piss here but if you watched his interview on sky sports yesterday he actually said now he’s left Fenerbache he doesn’t want to manage a team with european football he wants to manage a team at the bottom of the table to help them. Surely the right fit for us or do we think he will cost way too much?

 

[silver blade]

He's a good looking bloke so the Mrs says yes

 

[Tezza1889]

This is the wow factor #1 blockbuster of an appointment if we gave him a shot..yeeehhaaa..

(If the Americans are looking in)

 

[The Crab]

Could be a shout? You might think i’m taking the piss here but if you watched his interview on sky sports yesterday he actually said now he’s left Fenerbache he doesn’t want to manage a team with european football he wants to manage a team at the bottom of the table to help them. Surely the right fit for us or do we think he will cost way too much?

I wish I was that drunk

 

[Chimpan-A]

I suppose if you are after a dinosaur manager you should go for the best dinosaur. Mourinho is the T Rex of yesterday’s men!

I would have him in a heartbeat!!

 

[paidsy]

Don't do drugs kids

 

[blAdes96]

Likelihood is 0, but it would be an unreal appointment if by some miracle it could be done. I think he'll be at Rangers - don't see Russell Martins being there much longer...

 

[Sean Thornton]

I wish I was that drunk

You do know how many brain cells that would kill?

 

[diplomat]

Someone I know suggested we should have tried for him when we went down under Warnock. You know, when Jose had just won the premier league and was at the richest club in the country. He reckoned that we had a chance because he’d praised the atmosphere!

 

[The Crab]

You do know how many brain cells that would kill?

You do know if it’s not there you can’t kill it…

 

[BiggerBladeThanThou]

Maybe we should copy the pigs and write to him like they did their prospective owners? See if that works?

See below from ChatGPT. Off you go…

Dear Mr Mourinho,

I hope this letter finds you well. I am writing as a lifelong supporter of Sheffield United, a club with a proud history, loyal supporters, and an unshakable spirit that embodies the very best of English football.

Sheffield United has always been defined by its resilience, unity, and passion — qualities that mirror much of your own philosophy as a manager. At Bramall Lane, we have seen great highs and endured difficult challenges, yet what has never changed is the strength of our fanbase and our determination to grow.

Your remarkable career has taken you to the summit of European football, and you have left your mark wherever you’ve been — with tactical brilliance, charisma, and the ability to inspire players to perform beyond themselves. These are exactly the qualities we believe could transform Sheffield United, taking the club to a new era of success while strengthening its identity on and off the pitch.

To lead Sheffield United would not only be an opportunity to reignite a sleeping giant of English football but also to leave a lasting legacy in one of the most passionate football cities in the country. The fans at Bramall Lane would welcome you with open arms and match your drive with unwavering support.

I truly hope you might consider Sheffield United as your next challenge. To see you in the dugout at Bramall Lane would be a dream for many of us and could mark the beginning of something extraordinary for both you and the club.

With the greatest respect and admiration,

[Your Name]
On behalf of the Blades faithful

 

[Sean Thornton]

You do know if it’s not there you can’t kill it…

Good point!

And he’s so young as well…….

 

[Harry's Game]

Fuck that, let’s tap Pep up.

 

[Shoes_On]

Mourinho is past it.

 

[Cheeky Blade]

Believe he would have come if not for the fact he heard that Meadowhall has killed off Sheffield City Centre…

 

[Zero dark thirty]

I wish I was that drunk

Night is young mate get cracking

 

[Dkc]

He'd possibly come if we paid him enough. Doesn't know the Championship though, no record of success in it and has a tendency to get the strop on if things don't go his way. Could see it being an expensive mistake.

 

[Silent Blade]

Could be a shout? You might think i’m taking the piss here but if you watched his interview on sky sports yesterday he actually said now he’s left Fenerbache he doesn’t want to manage a team with european football he wants to manage a team at the bottom of the table to help them. Surely the right fit for us or do we think he will cost way too much?

When I was your age I suggested that we sign Pele, Beckenbauer and Cruyff!

 

[moody1889]

Could be a shout? You might think i’m taking the piss here but if you watched his interview on sky sports yesterday he actually said now he’s left Fenerbache he doesn’t want to manage a team with european football he wants to manage a team at the bottom of the table to help them. Surely the right fit for us or do we think he will cost way too much?

Funnily enough Jose has always been complimentary about our fans too.

 

[wardonia_blade]

Released Salah and De Bruyne.

 

[Sean Thornton]

When I was your age I suggested that we sign Pele, Beckenbauer and Cruyff!

Some people much older want Colin back!

 

[SwitchBLADE Smiles]

Must have been a particularly heavy sesh this one.

Mourinho

 

[Berkshire Blade]

Rather have zidane he's more of a winner

 

[Sean Thornton]

Must have been a particularly heavy sesh this one.

Mourinho

Blue slushies and monster munch can do that……

 

[DronnieBlade]

Could be a shout? You might think i’m taking the piss here but if you watched his interview on sky sports yesterday he actually said now he’s left Fenerbache he doesn’t want to manage a team with european football he wants to manage a team at the bottom of the table to help them. Surely the right fit for us or do we think he will cost way too much?

Sure he meant bottom of PL not rock bottom of Division 2 !!

UTB

 

[HighfieldBlade]

Why not? Worst he can do is turn round and say no. I bet JM is the sort of person who gets bored very easily and wouldn't mind joining us on a whim just for a bit of pocket money, shits and giggles.

 

[Houston_Blade]

Delusional

 

[Roygbiv]

No way Jose

 

[Hillsboro Blade]

He likes a challenge…

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

He could make us special....