Job Vacancies at The Lane

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Yeah, there's 2 vacancies in the middle of the park... all applicants will be considered cos they've gotta be better than Quinn and Howard!
 
a not so serious TonyAgana said:
Sheffield United are looking for enthusiastic individuals to work within the Blades First Team on a part time/casual basis.

Applicants must be hard working and punctual. Talent and confidence on the ball is not essential - if such qualities are demonstrated in your probation period, we will do everything we can to iron these out. The ability to wither and die in hostile environments and in the face of the paying public is essential to fit in within your team.

Main duties include: Dealing with balls played to your head, poor decision-making, negative reactions to short-term setbacks, crumbling under pressure and failing to live up to expectations placed upon you both from board-level, management-level and from the fans.

If you enjoy working in a vibrant, busy and highly pressured environment as part of an ineffective team please apply by submitting your CV with a covering letter to:

Kevin Blackwell
First Team Manager
Sheffield United FC
Bramall Lane
Sheffield
S2 4SU

Just joking :o
 
Just joking :o

Maybe we ought to pass on some of the CVs we get sent through from various Polish and African players asking for a trial :D

They seem to think that our email address is a contact for the club. We've had pictures, video clips, all sorts!

I shall keep an eye out for central midfielders and pass them on!
 
I think Howard applied for the following job

WANTED.

Overweight left footed midfielder. Must be able to do sod all while on the pitch and struggle to be fit enough to last for the whole 90 minutes. Must also think he's far better than he is.
 

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