JCR scores for Chessy

[blackydog]

Another of our players scores when relieved of the Lane. Only seen the sky goals replay but he came in left of centre to score. Must be easier there than from the right corner flag.

 

[Revolution]

Another of our players scores when relieved of the Lane. Only seen the sky goals replay but he came in left of centre to score. Must be easier there than from the right corner flag.

And it's a hell of a lot easier to score when you're not sitting on the bench whilst Coutts does his arthritic crab impression in your place.

 

[Patrick Suffaux]

I have to see the funny side

Everyone is ruined by coming to us. McNulty goes out on loan, scores.....Higdon goes out on loan, scores.....Connor DiMaio leaves us for Chesterfield, scores.....Dominic Calvert-Lewin goes out on loan, scores.....Clough leaves us after being labelled not good enough, keeps the league leaders top.....Adkins wins several promotions with two different teams, comes to us and can't win back to back games.

It's something about Sheffield United.

 

[PeteBlade]

Oh good, another reoccurring thread.

Can't we have on big thread entitled "Shit player scores goal" and stick them all on there?

 

[SwissBlade]

Another of our players scores when relieved of the Lane. Only seen the sky goals replay but he came in left of centre to score. Must be easier there than from the right corner flag.

Best player ever to wear a blades shirt

 

[threebrownstripes]

We're glad to have him back. He's a different player to the one we had years ago but he'll improve us in that position.

 

[Jehovah]

We're glad to have him back. He's a different player to the one we had years ago but he'll improve us in that position.

He used to be white

 

[Jostein's Bandage]

We're off to button moon, we'll follow mr. spoon. button moooooon. button mooon.

 

[Bert]

How did McNulty get on yesterday? Did he scored a couple or was he hauled off because he was playing crap?

 

[Pollingtonblade]

Another useless cunt that's done fuck all but will be lauded as 3rd Division Jairzinho by some in here now he's not here.

See that thread I started Dewey eyed 11

 

[threebrownstripes]

He used to be white

Apparently he's got a foot of cock but it's not really my scene.

 

[Jostein's Bandage]

He was nailed on to score. He's that type of player. Debut goal, a few decent games to win a contract, then never does fuck all for 3 years.

 

[threebrownstripes]

He was nailed on to score. He's that type of player. Debut goal, a few decent games to win a contract, then never does fuck all for 3 years.

Fuck three years. We'll have him till May and then you can have him back, used like a cheap hooker.

 

[William Henry Foulkes]

How did McNulty get on yesterday? Did he scored a couple or was he hauled off because he was playing crap?

Won a penalty - then missed it.

 

[Silent Blade]

Won a penalty - then missed it.

and then hauled off after 70 mins

 

[Snowman]

Apparently he's got a foot of cock but it's not really my scene.

No wonder he couldn't cross a ball. A foot of cock always unbalances your right leg.

 

[Bert]

Won a penalty - then missed it.

The concept that penalties are "won" is idiotic, implying that he did something praiseworthy, even skillfully.
He was fouled by an opposition player that's why a penalty was awarded to his team.

 

[William Henry Foulkes]

The concept that penalties are "won" is idiotic, implying that he did something praiseworthy, even skillfully.
He was fouled by an opposition player that's why a penalty was awarded to his team.

Is Bert aware that, as Robert Plant sings: "sometimes words have two meanings"?

(Also maybe Bert would like to skilfully change his spellchecker from American English )

 

[west_yorks_blade]

Apparently he's got a foot of cock but it's not really my scene.

I'm confused. Is this thread about Alcock rather than JCR?

 

[blade67]

Oh good, another reoccurring thread.

Can't we have on big thread entitled "Shit player scores goal" and stick them all on there?

indeed, come on guys, who gives a shit if another shit player who used to play for us scores a goal. Higdon, mcnulty, j wallace, Freeman, jcr, harris, scougall, etc. they are all crap

 

[grafikhaus]

Fuck three years. We'll have him till May and then you can have him back, used like a cheap hooker.

Like Danny Wilson? Now he is shit.