Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink

[shorehamview]

A big name striker, currently without a club, name heard in various supposedly "ITK" circles.

Hmmm. This seems more likely than Beattie, if only because the club shop has a surplus of shirt letters it needs to get rid of.........

 

[SwissBlade]

Ha ha thats the best justification for signing a player

 

[broomhillblade]

A 'big name' striker indeed!

 

[dkc Blade]

Can he play in goal?

 

[Student Blade]

Can he play in goal?

Height seems to be simmos only good attribute at the moment and Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink is taller than simmo so he can only be better right?

 

[TarquinDelouche]

Can he play in goal?

We can give him an XXXL shirt to fit his name across the back. Make sure it's fully starched up before matches and he'd be good to go.

 

[Tidzablade]

Best start saving up to get his name on my replica shirt, must cost a fortune!!

 

[Trafford]

Thought from the title that this was a link about cross-channel ferries...