Jamie Murphy

[Yarrayering]

Unless ive missed summat which i probably have but the poor lads done his cruciate.. out for a year

 

[shorehamview]

Thread police, anyone?

 

[Bladesman]

Thankfully not a problem for us as he doesn't play for us anymore.

Good luck to the lad.

 

[Pinchy]

Absolutely nothing to do with United. The forum is in need of renovation. It’s about time we had an ‘other football’ section.

 

[beatific blade]

Absolutely nothing to do with United. The forum is in need of renovation. It’s about time we had an ‘other football’ section.

Maybe there should be a Pinchy Section so everyone knows where they can find condescending odious commentary on demand.

 

[DronnieBlade]

GLTTL.

UTB

 

[HodgysBrokenThumb]

Absolutely nothing to do with United. The forum is in need of renovation. It’s about time we had an ‘other football’ section.

I saw you posted something similar on my post on this in the correct section, but managed to delete it in time. Your secret is safe with me.

 

[Pinchy]

Maybe there should be a Pinchy Section so everyone knows where they can find condescending odious commentary on demand.

Well your suggestion is a good one but the logical progression is a little flawed.

When I want to know about an injury to a Rangers (or wherever he’s gone) player I’ll find a Rangers (or wherever he’s fucking gone) website. I won’t expect to read anything about Paul Coutts or George Baldock.

 

[Pinchy]

I saw you posted something similar on my post on this in the correct section, but managed to delete it in time. Your secret is safe with me.

No secret Hodgy. Just didn’t want to waste your time. I’ll take as a compliment your enthusiasm to consume my words of wisdom within seconds of delivery.

 

[Topplayersleave]

Plays for Rangers now, and as a Celtic man I shouldn't feel sorry for him
But I still do

 

[beatific blade]

Well your suggestion is a good one but the logical progression is a little flawed.

When I want to know about an injury to a Rangers (or wherever he’s gone) player I’ll find a Rangers (or wherever he’s fucking gone) website. I won’t expect to read anything about Paul Coutts or George Baldock.

Unless they move to Rangers (or wherever the fuck they go).

 

[WalkelyFan]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/45273618

 

[derfblade.3]

 

[Rodders]

Absolutely nothing to do with United. The forum is in need of renovation. It’s about time we had an ‘other football’ section.

I thought this was a Sheffield Wednesday Forum to be honest

 

[JackSUFC]

I thought this was a Sheffield Wednesday Forum to be honest

Sheffield Wednesday? I thought it was a Ched Evans forum.

 

[Birdwell Blade]

I love all these people who pretend they have some sort of authority to grass people up and do all that thread police stuff. Some of you lot are like Gareth from The Office. Hilarious because of how pathetic it is.

I’m glad when people post stuff like this, because I wouldn’t have heard about it otherwise. Shame about Murphy, loved watching him for us and hope he comes back the same player.

 

[derfblade.3]

I love all these people who pretend they have some sort of authority to grass people up and do all that thread police stuff. Some of you lot are like Gareth from The Office. Hilarious because of how pathetic it is.

I’m glad when people post stuff like this, because I wouldn’t have heard about it otherwise. Shame about Murphy, loved watching him for us and hope he comes back the same player.

 

[I should coco]

I love all these people who pretend they have some sort of authority to grass people up and do all that thread police stuff

Ahem......

This is not 100% serious and you do know that the Thread Police, the Tooth Fairy and Santa don't exist don't you?

Some of you lot are like Gareth from The Office. Hilarious because of how pathetic it is.

A great comic character impeccably played by Mackenzie Crook.

Do you see yourself as Martin Freeman then, or the fat bloke from Accounts?

 

[Jon Bon II]

I've just done a shit that looks like a teddy bear! Incredible!!!

 

[shorehamview]

I've just done a shit that looks like a teddy bear! Incredible!!!

Pictures or it didn't happen.

 

[BigBed]

Was it hung out of you when you woke up this morning, after a stag do last night, and was it furry and 5'11" tall??

 

[CarlMcBlade]

Whenever I bump into an old friend in town and they start blabbering on about the weather. I always make a point of stopping them in their tracks and tell them I’m only talking about Brexit today pal.

 

[raul]

I've just done a shit that looks like a teddy bear! Incredible!!!

Those links in The Stir are getting worse, come on Danny04

 

[Paisley Blade]

I've just done a shit that looks like a teddy bear! Incredible!!!

And since 'Teddy Bears' is a colloquial nickname for Rangers I take great joy from news of your recent motion.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Pictures or it didn't happen.

You have a glass top coffee table at home don't you.

 

[Birdwell Blade]

Ahem......

This is not 100% serious and you do know that the Thread Police, the Tooth Fairy and Santa don't exist don't you?



A great comic character impeccably played by Mackenzie Crook.

Do you see yourself as Martin Freeman then, or the fat bloke from Accounts?

I’m more like one of the warehouse lot who sit watching videos of dogs shagging

 

[Jon Bon II]

Pictures or it didn't happen.

I didn't have my phone with me but nothing captures great moments in history like Microsoft Paint...

I fully expect Steiff to be launching their 'Stool Bear' range on QVC in time for christmas.

* Artist added eyes and nose for perspective...

 

[Houston_Blade]

Want to feel sorry for him but he’s now a Rangers player and is managed by a subhuman scumbag so I’m struggling. That club deserves all they get.

 

[HighfieldBlade]

I've just done a shit that looks like a teddy bear! Incredible!!!

Winnie the Poo.

 

[JohnDenver]

I didn't have my phone with me but nothing captures great moments in history like Microsoft Paint...

I fully expect Steiff to be launching their 'Stool Bear' range on QVC in time for christmas.

* Artist added eyes and nose for perspective...

Looks like it's trying to escape.