Jake Eastwood

[Keen Blade]

Is he ready to sit on the bench when Long comes in for the injured Moore ?
Or can we get an emergency keeper loan , given that Long has played more than 5 games ?

 

[Ldn_Rd_Blades]

Moore's injured?

 

[Keen Blade]

IF he gets injured , what's the situation ?

 

[JJ Sefton]

If he gets picked it'll make his day.

 

[blade too long]

If he gets picked it'll make his day.

 

[Slim Man]

Probably better than Long already

 

[Lane Ender]

Probably better than Long already

Probably better than Moore as well

 

[TarquinDelouche]

If he gets picked it'll make his day.

Let's hope he's feeling lucky.

 

[JJ Sefton]

Let's hope he's feeling lucky.

I heard a Scottish club were sniffing round him but we were right to turn Clyde down.

 

[The Crab]

I heard a Scottish club were sniffing round him but we were right to turn Clyde down.

with our penchant for selling Academy players it's only a matter of time before the next Million Dollar Baby is headed for the exit.

 

[TarquinDelouche]

I heard a Scottish club were sniffing round him but we were right to turn Clyde down.

Apparently he wanted to be a hairdresser when he was young. Thankfully he took his father's advice when he said "Dyeing ain't much of a living, boy".

 

[BushBlade]

with our penchant for selling Academy players it's only a matter of time before the next Million Dollar Baby is headed for the exit.

These jokes are just bad. Not good or even ugly.

 

[The Crab]

These jokes are just bad. Not good or even ugly.

I suppose only Space Cowboys would find them funny

 

[JJ Sefton]

I saw him play in a practice match against Port Vale and they had Chris Eagles up front. Eastwood really commanded the box, especially crosses, he'd go where Eagles wouldn't dare. I was beguiled. Apparently he's one of Alan Kelley's heroes. Still think we need a midfield enforcer though.

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

He's not got much of an opinion about our former players, often heard shouting Dirty Harry.

 

[TarquinDelouche]

Still, he's only a rookie. I certainly wouldn't put him in the line of fire. He's get a raw hide.

 

[BushBlade]

If posters don't stop these Eastwood puns they'll be on Heartbreak Ridge when I Hang 'em High.

 

[Karaoke Blade]

I am sorry, but these jokes are so bad you're all unforgiven.

 

[INTERUNITED]

Bit of a flash bastard by all accounts, today he allegedly turned up to training in a Gran Torino.

 

[Bladesman]

Is he ready to sit on the bench when Long comes in for the injured Moore ?
Or can we get an emergency keeper loan , given that Long has played more than 5 games ?

Get him sold at the next transfer window.

Its all about the turnover.

 

[TarquinDelouche]

If posters don't stop these Eastwood puns they'll be on Heartbreak Ridge when I Hang 'em High.

Oh riiight... because of Clint Eastwood. Now I get what we're doing.

 

[TarquinDelouche]

Get him sold at the next transfer window.

Its all about the turnover.

Meh, we'd get little more than a fistful of dollars. Perhaps a few dollars more.

 

[Harry's Game]

He will be unforgiven if he makes a basic error.

 

[flashinblade1889]

He will be unforgiven if he makes a basic error.

Does anybody think he'll have a 'Sudden Impact' on our team when he plays if not he'll have to run 'The Gauntlet' of boos from our fans I reckon he'll be walking a 'Tightrope' the first few games........

 

[Grappler]

Does anybody think he'll have a 'Sudden Impact' on our team when he plays if not he'll have to run 'The Gauntlet' of boos from our fans I reckon he'll be walking a 'Tightrope' the first few games........

To be fair, I hope the lad does well, when your chance comes you have to take it any which way you can